I'll do my talking in the tunnel!

Does Guay mean cheat?! (series 4, Ep 7)

We review our predictions for the round of 16 and make some fresh predictions for the quarter finals. Yes again, we fully expect Stevie will fall flat on his face when it comes to predicting scores and winners...however, he fully redeems himself with a lengthy rant about Galarza...apparently, the worst human being in history!

History of Football in Mexico (Series 3, Ep 4)

In the final episode of our series exploring the origins of football across the 3 host nations of the 2026 World Cup, we turn our attention to Mexico. A country with a fantastic footballing heritage and we're delighted to share that the Scots had a fundamental role to play in that origin story.

Bellingham or Ronaldo...who is the most petulant child? - our review of the round of 32 (Series 4, Ep7)

As WC2026 continues at a frantic pace, we continue our review of the Round of 32. The French look unbeatable, the Spanish are building momentum, the Belgians pull a rabbit from a hat, Messi dives like a U-Boat and Bellingham and Ronaldo need their nappies changed. We also make some predictions for the Round of 16...all of which Steven will get wrong because that's what he's best at.

He disappointed you as manager, and now he's gone, he's disappointed you again! (Series 4, Ep 6)

In this episode we cover the initial tranche of 'the round of 32' matches. Scotland are out and Steve Clarke has resigned, which leads us to a debate about future management options with Stevie's suggestion of David Martindale being met with derision by Nick! Stevie also manages to fall in love, all over again, with World Cup 2026 thanks to the Germany vs Paraguay match which had everything he looks for in a match. A hero, a villain, a Rudi Voller lookalike, a booking that should've seen the culprit either receive a straight red or a medal...depending upon your point of view!

If he was a spider, he'd be a Daddy Long Legs (Series 4, Ep 5)

This is our pre and post match episode covering the build up and recovery from the Scotland match versus Brazil. Once more, we see Nick cast a critical eye over proceedings and make some informed decisions about performance and scoreline; whereas, we see Steven romanticise Scotland's chances in a sort of tartan fever dream. Ultimately, Steven has all the accuracy of a badger wearing a built up shoe.