Severed: The Ultimate Severance Podcast

READY TO GET BACK TO  WORK, REFINER? It seems like ages since we've been down on the Severed Floor just...refining. This episode is trying to get us back on the refinement track. There will be obstacles, of course, like the gang's on-going suspicion about Helly. She's really Helly! I'm just SURE of it. (Or am I??) There's going to be a funeral...Lumon Style! Get ready for the Irv-carved melon head. It's a bit of a nightmare cooked up by Dan Erickson with a little help from Google. We'll get into all the details and behind the scenes melon-carving secrets. Seth will be sitting for a performance review. He's ready...except for those ORTBO incidents...oh, and all of those big words!! Are you ready, Refiner? This is PART ONE of "Trojan's Horse." Make sure you're subscribed so you don't miss PART TWO next week!   *** A BIG 'thank you' to Research Volunteer Refiner Vinny P. Vinny has been providing outstanding research and information during the Season Two Rewatch Episodes. Huge thanks to Adam Scott, star of 'Severance' and host of the Severance Podcast for recording a custom intro for "Severed." Make sure to check out 'The Severance Podcast w/Ben Stiller & Adam Scott" wherever you found this one! A big 'thank you' to friend of the pod Kier Eagan, er I mean Marc Geller! Marc both sat for an interview (make sure to check it out) AND recorded some great bumpers as Kier himself. Follow Marc on Instagram @geller_marc. Support the show on Patreon! (Click here) [https://www.patreon.com/SeveredPod] APPLE PODCAST LISTENERS: If you are enjoying "Severed: The Ultimate 'Severance' Podcast" please make sure to leave a 5-star rating (and, if you want, a review telling others to give it a try). Higher rated podcasts get better placement in suggestion lists. It helps more "Severance" fans find the show. Thanks!!! (Unfortunately, I can't respond to any questions or comments made in Apple Podcast Reviews. Send those to: SeveredPod@gmail.com) Season 2 of "Severance" kicked off 1/17/2025 and ran through 3/20/2025.  The Second Season of the "Severed" Podcast Rewatch Episodes kicked off on April 24th, 2025. To support the Severed Podcast: (www.patreon.com/SeveredPod)  Join the fun on our Facebook page @SeveredPod. I always try to keep page followers  updated on news about the show. Also, let's talk!! Comments? Theories? Corrections? I LOVE 'EM!! Send to: SeveredPod@gmail.com PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SHARE THE PODCAST WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE 'SEVERANCE' FANS. THE SHOW GROWS THROUGH WORD OF MOUTH!! Needing your own copies of the Lexington Letter and Orientation Booklet? I've got you covered with downloadable PDFs of both documents: LETTER: LEXINGTONLETTER-TheLetter.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthtw9hNMBjuSh4F2LCQ?e=E8deG2] HANDBOOK: LEXINGTONLETTER-MDROrientationHandbook.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthucTtj5Y1TNJl2SQ5Q?e=ScalDj] You haven't completely watched 'Severance' until you've listened to 'Severed'.

WELCOME BACK, REFINER! WE'RE ABOUT TO REACH THE HOLLOW!! Last we left our snowbound innies, they'd just met up with a disgusting dead seal. Irv wanted to eat it, no one else was so inclined. Now, the innies are about to reach their objective: Woe's Hollow. Here they will enjoy copious 'luxury meats' (?) along with unlimited toasted marshmallows and 4-ply tissue in the 'loo in case anything doesn't agree with them.  Ah, if only it were all so simple and direct. Instead of roasting up some 'mallows, Ms. Huang is forced to toss them all in the fire. The innies get a bit too irreverent when discussing Dieter's strange proclivities AND Mark makes a visit to Helena's tent. He thinks he's visiting Helly R.'s tent. Helena does nothing to set him straight. It may be tender and loving, but it's still sexual assault because Mark does NOT know he's in bed with Helena Eagan!! The end is near, Refiners. The end of the ORTBO, that is. Also, the end of Irving B's innie career. It's huge, it's wild, it's PART TWO of the 'Woe's Hollow' odyssey.  PROGRAMMING NOTE: There will be NO NEW episodes of "Severed" on 6/19 or 6/26. 'Severed' will return with Part One of "Trojan's Horse' on July 3rd. Stay subscribed and you'll stay in the loop. *** A BIG 'thank you' to new Research Volunteer Refiner Vinny P. Vinny has been providing outstanding research and information during the Season Two Rewatch Episodes. Huge thanks to Adam Scott, star of 'Severance' and host of the Severance Podcast for recording a custom intro for "Severed." Make sure to check out 'The Severance Podcast w/Ben Stiller & Adam Scott" wherever you found this one! A big 'thank you' to friend of the pod Kier Eagan, er I mean Marc Geller! Marc both sat for an interview (make sure to check it out) AND recorded some great bumpers as Kier himself. Follow Marc on Instagram @geller_marc. Support the show on Patreon! (Click here) [https://www.patreon.com/SeveredPod] APPLE PODCAST LISTENERS: If you are enjoying "Severed: The Ultimate 'Severance' Podcast" please make sure to leave a 5-star rating (and, if you want, a review telling others to give it a try). Higher rated podcasts get better placement in suggestion lists. It helps more "Severance" fans find the show. Thanks!!! (Unfortunately, I can't respond to any questions or comments made in Apple Podcast Reviews. Send those to: SeveredPod@gmail.com) Season 2 of "Severance" kicked off 1/17/2025 and ran through 3/20/2025.  The Second Season of the "Severed" Podcast Rewatch Episodes kicked off on April 24th, 2025. To support the Severed Podcast: (www.patreon.com/SeveredPod)  Join the fun on our Facebook page @SeveredPod. I always try to keep page followers  updated on news about the show. Also, let's talk!! Comments? Theories? Corrections? I LOVE 'EM!! Send to: SeveredPod@gmail.com PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SHARE THE PODCAST WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE 'SEVERANCE' FANS. THE SHOW GROWS THROUGH WORD OF MOUTH!! Needing your own copies of the Lexington Letter and Orientation Booklet? I've got you covered with downloadable PDFs of both documents: LETTER: LEXINGTONLETTER-TheLetter.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthtw9hNMBjuSh4F2LCQ?e=E8deG2] HANDBOOK: LEXINGTONLETTER-MDROrientationHandbook.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthucTtj5Y1TNJl2SQ5Q?e=ScalDj] You haven't completely watched 'Severance' until you've listened to 'Severed'.

WELCOME BACK, REFINER! YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR THE ORTBO!! Not sure about an 'ORTBO'? Oh, that's not a problem. We've got marshmallows for the fire and seal meat a'plenty! (Is seal a 'luxury meat'?) It's one of the most unique and oddly compelling episodes of the entire series. This week, Refiner, we're headed to "Woe's Hollow"!!  Our adventure begins at the A/V cart. We'll get directions from 'Seth-Headroom' (details to follow). Then, it's off to Scissor Cave and a glimpse into the weirdness that is the Fourth Appendix. This episode was just too big to jam into a single podcast. This is PART ONE of the 'Woe's Hollow' odyssey. Make sure you're subscribed so you'll be ready to keep the party going in PART TWO. *** A BIG 'thank you' to new Research Volunteer Refiner Vinny P. Vinny has been providing outstanding research and information during the Season Two Rewatch Episodes. Huge thanks to Adam Scott, star of 'Severance' and host of the Severance Podcast for recording a custom intro for "Severed." Make sure to check out 'The Severance Podcast w/Ben Stiller & Adam Scott" wherever you found this one! A big 'thank you' to friend of the pod Kier Eagan, er I mean Marc Geller! Marc both sat for an interview (make sure to check it out) AND recorded some great bumpers as Kier himself. Follow Marc on Instagram @geller_marc. Support the show on Patreon! (Click here) [https://www.patreon.com/SeveredPod] APPLE PODCAST LISTENERS: If you are enjoying "Severed: The Ultimate 'Severance' Podcast" please make sure to leave a 5-star rating (and, if you want, a review telling others to give it a try). Higher rated podcasts get better placement in suggestion lists. It helps more "Severance" fans find the show. Thanks!!! (Unfortunately, I can't respond to any questions or comments made in Apple Podcast Reviews. Send those to: SeveredPod@gmail.com) Season 2 of "Severance" kicked off 1/17/2025 and ran through 3/20/2025.  The Second Season of the "Severed" Podcast Rewatch Episodes kicked off on April 24th, 2025. To support the Severed Podcast: (www.patreon.com/SeveredPod)  Join the fun on our Facebook page @SeveredPod. I always try to keep page followers  updated on news about the show. Also, let's talk!! Comments? Theories? Corrections? I LOVE 'EM!! Send to: SeveredPod@gmail.com PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SHARE THE PODCAST WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE 'SEVERANCE' FANS. THE SHOW GROWS THROUGH WORD OF MOUTH!! Needing your own copies of the Lexington Letter and Orientation Booklet? I've got you covered with downloadable PDFs of both documents: LETTER: LEXINGTONLETTER-TheLetter.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthtw9hNMBjuSh4F2LCQ?e=E8deG2] HANDBOOK: LEXINGTONLETTER-MDROrientationHandbook.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthucTtj5Y1TNJl2SQ5Q?e=ScalDj] You haven't completely watched 'Severance' until you've listened to 'Severed'.

GLAD TO SEE YOU'VE RETURNED TO THE SEVERED FLOOR, REFINER! After last week, I thought you might have stayed with the goat people. This episode is chock full of everything that makes 'Severance' great. This time, we're going to head to the Outie Family Visitation Suite for the first time! Dylan has earned 18 minutes! Plus, Mark is able to finally get through to the those goofy goat people. Felicia is more than helpful when it comes to identifying Irv's paintings. Mark is trying hard to blind himself on a country road when Reghabi shows up. She's ready to unleash some reintegration and she means RIGHT NOW! They adjourn to Mark's basement for his first session. Bringing all of those brainwaves back in line is going to take some time. Mark seems ready to take the ride if it means getting his Gemma back! Get your workstation fired up, Refiner! It's time to open PART TWO of "Who is Alive?" *** A BIG 'thank you' to new Research Volunteer Refiner Vinny P. Vinny has been providing outstanding research and information during the Season Two Rewatch Episodes. Huge thanks to Adam Scott, star of 'Severance' and host of the Severance Podcast for recording a custom intro for "Severed." Make sure to check out 'The Severance Podcast w/Ben Stiller & Adam Scott" wherever you found this one! A big 'thank you' to friend of the pod Kier Eagan, er I mean Marc Geller! Marc both sat for an interview (make sure to check it out) AND recorded some great bumpers as Kier himself. Follow Marc on Instagram @geller_marc. Support the show on Patreon! (Click here) [https://www.patreon.com/SeveredPod] APPLE PODCAST LISTENERS: If you are enjoying "Severed: The Ultimate 'Severance' Podcast" please make sure to leave a 5-star rating (and, if you want, a review telling others to give it a try). Higher rated podcasts get better placement in suggestion lists. It helps more "Severance" fans find the show. Thanks!!! (Unfortunately, I can't respond to any questions or comments made in Apple Podcast Reviews. Send those to: SeveredPod@gmail.com) Season 2 of "Severance" kicked off 1/17/2025 and ran through 3/20/2025.  The Second Season of the "Severed" Podcast Rewatch Episodes kicked off on April 24th, 2025. To support the Severed Podcast: (www.patreon.com/SeveredPod)  Join the fun on our Facebook page @SeveredPod. I always try to keep page followers  updated on news about the show. Also, let's talk!! Comments? Theories? Corrections? I LOVE 'EM!! Send to: SeveredPod@gmail.com PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SHARE THE PODCAST WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE 'SEVERANCE' FANS. THE SHOW GROWS THROUGH WORD OF MOUTH!! Needing your own copies of the Lexington Letter and Orientation Booklet? I've got you covered with downloadable PDFs of both documents: LETTER: LEXINGTONLETTER-TheLetter.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthtw9hNMBjuSh4F2LCQ?e=E8deG2] HANDBOOK: LEXINGTONLETTER-MDROrientationHandbook.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthucTtj5Y1TNJl2SQ5Q?e=ScalDj] You haven't completely watched 'Severance' until you've listened to 'Severed'.

WELCOME BACK TO THE SEVERED FLOOR, REFINER! The gang's all back together in MDR. Well, of course, with the notable personage of Helena Eagan secretly trying to fill a 'Helly R.' shaped hole at the Diamond Desk. She's doing enough of a job to fool Mark...kinda. He might be suspicious. Mark is empowered by Lumon's new 'we're listening' campaign. He's ready to use and abuse the Hall Passes in a full-on blitz to locate Ms. Casey. He and Helena...er, I mean Helly...will head for the goat guys. Irv, you've got O&D. Dylan...uh, Dylan??! Dylan seems to really be fixated on refining.  It's an all out assault on the severed floor as these newly liberated refiners discover new departments and new clues. And this is just part one! We've got even more craziness to uncover next week. So if you're ready, it's time to open the file called "Who is Alive?" - PART ONE. *** A BIG 'thank you' to new Research Volunteer Refiner Vinny P. Vinny has been providing outstanding research and information during the Season Two Rewatch Episodes. Huge thanks to Adam Scott, star of 'Severance' and host of the Severance Podcast for recording a custom intro for "Severed." Make sure to check out 'The Severance Podcast w/Ben Stiller & Adam Scott" wherever you found this one! A big 'thank you' to friend of the pod Kier Eagan, er I mean Marc Geller! Marc both sat for an interview (make sure to check it out) AND recorded some great bumpers as Kier himself. Follow Marc on Instagram @geller_marc. Support the show on Patreon! (Click here) [https://www.patreon.com/SeveredPod] APPLE PODCAST LISTENERS: If you are enjoying "Severed: The Ultimate 'Severance' Podcast" please make sure to leave a 5-star rating (and, if you want, a review telling others to give it a try). Higher rated podcasts get better placement in suggestion lists. It helps more "Severance" fans find the show. Thanks!!! (Unfortunately, I can't respond to any questions or comments made in Apple Podcast Reviews. Send those to: SeveredPod@gmail.com) Season 2 of "Severance" kicked off 1/17/2025 and ran through 3/20/2025.  The Second Season of the "Severed" Podcast Rewatch Episodes kicked off on April 24th, 2025. To support the Severed Podcast: (www.patreon.com/SeveredPod)  Join the fun on our Facebook page @SeveredPod. I always try to keep page followers  updated on news about the show. Also, let's talk!! Comments? Theories? Corrections? I LOVE 'EM!! Send to: SeveredPod@gmail.com PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SHARE THE PODCAST WITH YOUR FRIENDS WHO ARE 'SEVERANCE' FANS. THE SHOW GROWS THROUGH WORD OF MOUTH!! Needing your own copies of the Lexington Letter and Orientation Booklet? I've got you covered with downloadable PDFs of both documents: LETTER: LEXINGTONLETTER-TheLetter.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthtw9hNMBjuSh4F2LCQ?e=E8deG2] HANDBOOK: LEXINGTONLETTER-MDROrientationHandbook.pdf [https://1drv.ms/b/s!Avq586TFhfXthucTtj5Y1TNJl2SQ5Q?e=ScalDj] You haven't completely watched 'Severance' until you've listened to 'Severed'.