The Best (Worst?) One-Man Prisons in Fiction

Ord Mantell (Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire)

"Name? ...Alright, Mr. WALL-E... Always good to have another waste control droid on staff... Things get pretty messy here in the Scraplands. Now, what kind of weapons do you come equipped with? ...You know, blasters? Pulse-wave generators? Seeker missiles? Come on now, good sir, what kind of self-respecting garbage-disposal unit doesn't have a flamethrower attachment in case of intruders? Use you head! Er, motherboard... Sorry, that was probably insensitive..." Our Plugs [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZEZQLh3LmyeAS7--NgWdZ5WOrfStuHyecXiIS4ff9HQ/edit?usp=sharing] Outro: By Aiden Hamilton [https://soundcloud.com/aiden-hamilton-226001157?fbclid=IwAR0fJe7Xo57i0ea-QIq1gS_ywEaDIqD8N9k65z8ICUnUFy1gqjd54woQVvs] Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod [https://twitter.com/sightsunseenpod] Insta- sightsunseenpod [https://www.instagram.com/sightsunseenpod/] Threads- sightsunseenpod [https://www.threads.net/@sightsunseenpod] Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod [https://bsky.app/profile/sightsunseenpod.bsky.social] Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You [https://soundcloud.com/wihtypodcast] Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 [https://twitter.com/WhenItHappensT1] Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast [https://shows.acast.com/6232841c8b2c240014e8ab2e], Plog of Pods [https://shows.acast.com/a-plog-of-pods] YouTube- The Nemian Cannon [https://www.youtube.com/@nemiancannon394] Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon [https://twitter.com/Nemian_Cannon] Insta- nemian_cannon [https://www.instagram.com/nemian_cannon/] threads- nemian_cannon [https://www.threads.net/@nemian_cannon] Bluesky- @nemiancannon [https://bsky.app/profile/nemiancannon.bsky.social] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

The (Pokémon) World of Fashion

"Yes, that's the way, Darling. Keep walking, and sway the hips... yes, all the way down to the end of the catwalk... Yes, now twirl. Keep twirling. Keeeeep twirling... Perfect, and now you've mastered Rapid Spin, so you can dispel those pesky Toxic Spikes. Heh, they all said I would never squeeze a Pineco into an evening gown, but who looks foolish now?" Our Plugs [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZEZQLh3LmyeAS7--NgWdZ5WOrfStuHyecXiIS4ff9HQ/edit?usp=sharing] Outro: By Aiden Hamilton [https://soundcloud.com/aiden-hamilton-226001157?fbclid=IwAR0fJe7Xo57i0ea-QIq1gS_ywEaDIqD8N9k65z8ICUnUFy1gqjd54woQVvs] Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod [https://twitter.com/sightsunseenpod] Insta- sightsunseenpod [https://www.instagram.com/sightsunseenpod/] Threads- sightsunseenpod [https://www.threads.net/@sightsunseenpod] Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod [https://bsky.app/profile/sightsunseenpod.bsky.social] Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You [https://soundcloud.com/wihtypodcast] Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 [https://twitter.com/WhenItHappensT1] Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast [https://shows.acast.com/6232841c8b2c240014e8ab2e], Plog of Pods [https://shows.acast.com/a-plog-of-pods] YouTube- The Nemian Cannon [https://www.youtube.com/@nemiancannon394] Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon [https://twitter.com/Nemian_Cannon] Insta- nemian_cannon [https://www.instagram.com/nemian_cannon/] threads- nemian_cannon [https://www.threads.net/@nemian_cannon] Bluesky- @nemiancannon [https://bsky.app/profile/nemiancannon.bsky.social] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Two Mouths Draft

"Hey there, Babe. Heheh, what that mouth do?" "Which one?" "...sorry, what was that?" "I said which one?" *turns around, spreads hair, reveals gaping maw* "Aw man, not again..." Our Plugs [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZEZQLh3LmyeAS7--NgWdZ5WOrfStuHyecXiIS4ff9HQ/edit?usp=sharing] Outro: By Aiden Hamilton [https://soundcloud.com/aiden-hamilton-226001157?fbclid=IwAR0fJe7Xo57i0ea-QIq1gS_ywEaDIqD8N9k65z8ICUnUFy1gqjd54woQVvs] Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod [https://twitter.com/sightsunseenpod] Insta- sightsunseenpod [https://www.instagram.com/sightsunseenpod/] Threads- sightsunseenpod [https://www.threads.net/@sightsunseenpod] Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod [https://bsky.app/profile/sightsunseenpod.bsky.social] Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You [https://soundcloud.com/wihtypodcast] Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 [https://twitter.com/WhenItHappensT1] Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast [https://shows.acast.com/6232841c8b2c240014e8ab2e], Plog of Pods [https://shows.acast.com/a-plog-of-pods] YouTube- The Nemian Cannon [https://www.youtube.com/@nemiancannon394] Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon [https://twitter.com/Nemian_Cannon] Insta- nemian_cannon [https://www.instagram.com/nemian_cannon/] threads- nemian_cannon [https://www.threads.net/@nemian_cannon] Bluesky- @nemiancannon [https://bsky.app/profile/nemiancannon.bsky.social] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Where There's a Will, There's a Way! (Observation Haki)

"Inconceivable!! I was masking my scent, so there was no way you could track me! I had donned the most fool-proof camouflage money can buy! I trekked for days out into the wilderness, just so I could take the long way 'round to approach your property from the other side! How did you know I was coming!?!" "I just wanted to really hard." "WHAAAAA-!?!?" Our Plugs [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZEZQLh3LmyeAS7--NgWdZ5WOrfStuHyecXiIS4ff9HQ/edit?usp=sharing] Outro: By Aiden Hamilton [https://soundcloud.com/aiden-hamilton-226001157?fbclid=IwAR0fJe7Xo57i0ea-QIq1gS_ywEaDIqD8N9k65z8ICUnUFy1gqjd54woQVvs] Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod [https://twitter.com/sightsunseenpod] Insta- sightsunseenpod [https://www.instagram.com/sightsunseenpod/] Threads- sightsunseenpod [https://www.threads.net/@sightsunseenpod] Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod [https://bsky.app/profile/sightsunseenpod.bsky.social] Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You [https://soundcloud.com/wihtypodcast] Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 [https://twitter.com/WhenItHappensT1] Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast [https://shows.acast.com/6232841c8b2c240014e8ab2e], Plog of Pods [https://shows.acast.com/a-plog-of-pods] YouTube- The Nemian Cannon [https://www.youtube.com/@nemiancannon394] Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon [https://twitter.com/Nemian_Cannon] Insta- nemian_cannon [https://www.instagram.com/nemian_cannon/] threads- nemian_cannon [https://www.threads.net/@nemian_cannon] Bluesky- @nemiancannon [https://bsky.app/profile/nemiancannon.bsky.social] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Cybele's Favorite Manga Artists

Pop quiz everyone, what does the want to be free, the knowledge of the depths of malice within the human heart, the taboo of human transmutation, deadly inline skates, and a bald man all have in common? I will give you a moment to think about your answer. ..... Why yes, that is correct! They are all apart of Cybele's favorite mangas. You are so clever, good job. Our Plugs [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZEZQLh3LmyeAS7--NgWdZ5WOrfStuHyecXiIS4ff9HQ/edit?usp=sharing] Outro: By Aiden Hamilton [https://soundcloud.com/aiden-hamilton-226001157?fbclid=IwAR0fJe7Xo57i0ea-QIq1gS_ywEaDIqD8N9k65z8ICUnUFy1gqjd54woQVvs] Our Socials- Sights Unseen: Email- sightsunseenpod@gmail.com Twitter- @sightsunseenpod [https://twitter.com/sightsunseenpod] Insta- sightsunseenpod [https://www.instagram.com/sightsunseenpod/] Threads- sightsunseenpod [https://www.threads.net/@sightsunseenpod] Bluesky- @sightsunseenpod [https://bsky.app/profile/sightsunseenpod.bsky.social] Jarrod: Other Shows- When It Happens To You [https://soundcloud.com/wihtypodcast] Twitter- @WhenItHappensT1 [https://twitter.com/WhenItHappensT1] Cybele: Other Shows- SO Scared Podcast [https://shows.acast.com/6232841c8b2c240014e8ab2e], Plog of Pods [https://shows.acast.com/a-plog-of-pods] YouTube- The Nemian Cannon [https://www.youtube.com/@nemiancannon394] Twitter- @Nemian_Cannon [https://twitter.com/Nemian_Cannon] Insta- nemian_cannon [https://www.instagram.com/nemian_cannon/] threads- nemian_cannon [https://www.threads.net/@nemian_cannon] Bluesky- @nemiancannon [https://bsky.app/profile/nemiancannon.bsky.social] ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.