Sparkling Stupidity

My Ferm is Spertile

This one was pretty fun. It was a very loose episode with a lot of stupid jokes. Kanye, you better believe I'm gonna rant about you on the next episode. Apoorv put some effort in and made some timestamps that won't really make sense unless you've already listened to the episode: 00:00:26 - correlation of brownies and mangos or rillos? 00:03:21 - your ferm is spertile 00:04:50 - the whitest flavor 00:05:10 - hurricane Florence is a lying whore 00:07:43 - the most confusing analogy 00:09:14 - so much HIP HOP 00:19:55 - noise complaint 00:21:14 - The secret behind nickelodeon slime 00:24:44 - Some hardcore football talk 00:30:45 - Big Ben and the president 00:33:00 - pornstar appreciation 00:35:29 - walking dead needs to chill 00:39:10 - greatest penis debate of all time 00:43:25 - Bill Burr…you can hear one of us cum at the sound of Bill Burr 00:52:15 - Bojack the Horse who is a Man 00:55:25 - Marky Mark being Marky Mark 00:59:56 - funniest old woman story

Too Fucking Soon, Man

In this one, we take a looser approach to our format, mindlessly meandering through bullshit that makes us laugh. Then we get real serious talking about an idol of ours who has left this planet far too soon.

Accidentally Almost Killing Yourself 101

Welcome back. Or maybe it should be you welcoming us back since we sucked at uploading for a bit. Sorry about that. But ohhh boy this is a good one. We both discuss some crazy shit that happened to us during our hiatus. Then we get into the real important shit like the big hip hop drops and a conversation about Bo Burnham's Eighth Grade.

Drake Season | Top Albums of 2018 (so far)

Today, we take a dive into Drake's "Scorpion" while trying not to get angry. Then, we discuss our top albums of the year so far.

R.I.P. XXXtentacion :(

On a delayed episode 3, we discuss the unfortunate passing of xxxtentacion and the reactions seen on social media. Apoorv's very white hip hop taste is dissected, my inability to get a tattoo is laid out there, and we discuss the comedy superstar John Mulaney. There's some other shit in there, too.