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Farting in Prague, Crying at Parades, & Cigarette Explosions

Today we're: Hearing about Abbey's recent trip to Prague! Trying to figure out why Lauren cries at golf cart parades. Reminiscing on stubborn grandmas. ...and much more! Buckle up!

Pee Anxiety, Beach Etiquette, & Male Gynecologists

Today we're: Discussing male gynecologists Getting to the bottom of why Michael can't pee in the ocean Judging people's choices on the beach ...and much more! Buckle up!

Facebook Marketplace, Pet Psychics, & John Mayer's Big Head

Today we're: Discussing our Facebook Marketplace gripes Talking about a recent pet psychic claim Speculating why John Mayer's head is so big ...and so much more! Buckle up!

Catching Print, Drooling, & Finding Hair in our Food

Today we're: Discussing the "Catching Print" craze Judging Michael's overactive salivary glands Reminiscing on finding hair and bandaids in our food ...and much more! Buckle up!

Public Meltdowns, Olive Garden, & Thyroid Cancer

Today we're: Reminiscing on some of Michael's most recent (and valid) public meltdowns Pretending we're waiting for a table at Olive Garden in 1998 Reflecting on Abbey's thyroid cancer diagnosis ...and much more! Buckle up!