May 25th, 2026: Waymo, The Ballroom And My Birthday

June 19th, 2026: The Knicks Parade, The Underground GLP Market And My White Shirt

Today’s episode is brought to you by Always Being Able to Count on AI — your reliable sidekick for answers, ideas, and emotional support… even after you tell it something wildly questionable. We cover “goblintimacy,” the Knicks championship parade chaos where Tyler Kolek gets stopped by police and hits us with “I swear I’m on the team bro,” the underground black market for experimental weight-loss drug retatrutide, and the AI arms race in education where everyone is cheating, detecting cheating, or building tools to do both. Plus: MVP of the week, a life update, and a cooking tip that should not require peer review.

June 18th, 2026: Luigi, A Drug Lord Dad, And The Laundromat

The Daily Sarcast is your weekday hit of news, absurdity, and unfiltered commentary. Host Lindsey Vernick breaks down the stories everyone’s talking about, the ones nobody should be talking about, and a few personal disasters in between. Today’s episode covers a bizarre twist in a high-profile NYC murder trial, a shocking international crime family secret that spans decades, and a tragic Central Park accident reigniting debate over horse carriages in the city. Plus, group chat archetypes, a laundromat life update, and a cooking tip you didn’t ask for but probably need. News, sarcasm, and survival tips for modern life.

June 17th, 2026: The Florida IVF Embryo Mix-Up Update, The Williams Sisters And Hanging With My Sister

Today’s Daily Sarcast covers a Florida IVF embryo mix-up where the baby will remain with the parents who raised her, a $2.7 billion Pizza Hut sale, and Serena and Venus Williams receiving a Wimbledon doubles wild card. Plus sunscreen sponsor notes, a dermatologist’s tip to wash with your hands instead of a loofah, podcast guest updates, and personal anecdotes about theater, cooking, and upcoming shows.

June 16th, 2026: Fox Acquiring Roku, The UK's Ban On Social And Emily Co-Hosts

Today's episode covers Fox's $22 billion acquisition of Roku, the United Kingdom's proposal to ban social apps for under-16s, and President Trump's $14.2 million reflecting pool renovation that quickly turned green with algae. Hosts Lindsey and Emily react with sarcasm and nostalgia (AIM, MySpace), share personal updates including a sober milestone and a bittersweet Knicks moment, and close with practical time-saving and cooking tips. Check out the video on Spotify and Youtube:) Outlaugh Edinburgh Fringe: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/outlaugh-edinburgh [https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/outlaugh-edinburgh] EMOJI CAVEAT SHOW: https://caveat.nyc/events/emoji-the-hieroglyphs-of-our-time-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-send-the-risky-text-%F0%9F%A4%B7%F0%9F%8F%BD%E2%80%8D%E2%99%80%EF%B8%8F-edinburgh-send-off-7-19-2026 [https://caveat.nyc/events/emoji-the-hieroglyphs-of-our-time-or-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-send-the-risky-text-%F0%9F%A4%B7%F0%9F%8F%BD%E2%80%8D%E2%99%80%EF%B8%8F-edinburgh-send-off-7-19-2026] Merlesque Edinburgh Fringe: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/merlesque-how-an-adult-woman-became-a-mermaid [https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/merlesque-how-an-adult-woman-became-a-mermaid]

June 15th, 2026: The Knicks Big Win, Donald Trump The Buffalo And My Wedding Weekend

Lindsey Vernick covers a wild mix of news and personal stories: the Knicks winning their first championship in 53 years and the resulting NYC chaos, a controversial story about a seven-year-old reportedly reaching El Capitan, a viral albino buffalo nicknamed Donald Trump, Seth Rogen's comments about James Franco, and Lindsey's own wedding weekend anecdotes.