Lying To Kids, A Compliment Fight and Deodorant Fatigue

Waiting Room Policies, Being in the Wrong Marriage and Underage Drinking

Nikki admits that she has finally broken down and adopted Jack's waiting room policy, the question that will reveal if you're in the wrong marriage and dealing with underage drinking.

Scripted Sports, Accent Mysteries and Drive-Thru Singers

Jack and Nikki tackle allegations that ALL sports are as scripted as professional wrestling, look at research from Ohio about why people have accents (not why you think) and mercilessly ridicule jackasses singing in fast food drive thru's. When is this going to stop?

Lie Detectors, Schedule Confusion and Signs of Faithful Men

Jack and Nikki field a question from a listener about taking a pre-marital lie detector test, try to figure you why it's nearly impossible for a man to keep track of his wife's schedule and look at signs that a man WON'T cheat on his wife.

Kids Roast Mom, Bathroom Bonding & Professional Discretion

Jack & Nikki enjoy the social media trend of kids brutally describing adults, discuss the ways women bond in public restrooms (it's not over the smell) and destroy the myth of "professional discretion." The people you confide in ARE talking behind your back.

Surprise Baby, Dating Profile Mistakes and Huh?

What do you do when you get back together with an ex and find out his ex is pregnant? Whoopsie Doodle! Jack and Nikki discuss. Also on the show: Dating profile mistakes and the default phrase to say when you can't hear someone. It's all very educational.