Dam Internet, You Scary!

Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com [https://www.bluechew.com] promo code DIYS Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off [https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off]  Would YOU trade a live alligator for a beer? One Florida man did—because of course he did. 🐊🍺 In this outrageous episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick cover: Unhinged Florida Man headlines that will break your brain 😵 A mysterious glowing orb found deep in the ocean 🌊 The allegedly cursed town of Dudleytown, CT 👻 Pee breaks that last forever and public poop confessions 💩 The true drama behind Adidas vs. Puma 👟 What they’d be doing in witness protection (spoiler: power-washing pirate porn star?) You came for the chaos—and we delivered. 👇 SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS: What would YOUR fake name be in witness protection?  00:00 - Blueberries Ain’t Got No Flavor?! 🍓   01:15 - Why We’re Canceling the Ice Cream Truck Song 🚫   02:00 - Aging Hits Different: Big Fonts & Bigger Naps   03:30 - Public Poop Confessions & Long Pee Struggles 💀   09:15 - Why Drinking Water Makes You Pee Like Crazy   12:00 - Florida Man Mad Libs Begin! 🧂   14:30 - What?!  Down His Pants at Walmart?!   16:30 -  Robbery at Chinese Restaurant 😳   18:40 - Florida Man Blames WHAT? for Driving into Ditch   20:00 - Random Weapon Attack?!    22:00 - Guess in the comments?! (For Real)   24:30 - Bluetooth Ad - Wild Taglines & Bricked Up Lies   26:15 - Creepy Conspiracy: Curse of Dudleytown 👻   30:00 - A Glowing Orb Found Deep in the Ocean 🌊   33:45 - Antarctica’s Creepy New Sea Creatures 🧊   36:00 - All Pizza Chains Use the SAME Cheese?! 🧀   39:00 - Adidas vs Puma: A Family Betrayal Story 👟   44:00 - Witness Protection Game: Fake Jobs & Names   48:00 - Power Washers, Pirates, and Paula Darlene   56:00 - Legally a Menace to Society?! 🤯   59:00 - Wrapping Up: Upcoming Tours + Scary Squad Shoutout   — ✅ Subscribe to join the Scary Squad! New episodes every week with more chaos, conspiracies, and comedy. 🎙️ Join the Patreon for exclusive access: https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary [https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary] #DIYS #FloridaMan #Conspiracy #PeeBreaks #CursedTowns #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #PodcastComedy

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help 🎧 Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary [https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary] Ghosts, cryptids, stalker texts, and a state telling kids to come to school sick—this episode is chaos in the best way. We hit the Crescent Hotel in Arkansas (America’s “most haunted” spot), the Fouke Monster that inspired The Legend of Boggy Creek, a 65,000-text stalker story that ends in a bathtub, Tennessee’s wild attendance crackdown, plus “Venmo the national debt?!” and South Park’s mega deal. We’re gunning for 100,000 subscribers—we’re at 85K. If you laughed, learned, or yelled at your screen, smash Subscribe and share this with one friend who loves DIYS. Topics this week Haunted Crescent Hotel lore, fake “doctor” cures, ghost sightings Fouke Monster (Arkansas cryptid) & Boggy Creek Viral stalker case: 65,000 texts after one date Tennessee policy pushing sick kids to school Venmo/PayPal to “reduce the national debt” (for real) South Park’s massive deal + streaming overload Plus: aliens, pizza vs. ice cream for first contact, and a game Support & links 🧠 Sponsor: BetterHelp — Use our link for 10% off: https://www.betterhelp.com/diys [https://www.betterhelp.com/diys] 🎟️ Tour dates: https://www.kevonstage.com/shows [https://www.kevonstage.com/shows] 🛒 Merch: https://dam-internet-you-scary-store.creator-spring.com/ [https://dam-internet-you-scary-store.creator-spring.com/] Help us hit 100K: Comment your favorite moment + turn on notifications. New DIYS every week! 00:00 – Cold Open: August birthdays, Tacoma shoutouts & that grilled-cheese print ad.  01:13 – Scary Squad & Patreon birthdays: “Get your dates in!”  02:10 – Back in studio + Freestyle opener (new format test).  04:14 – Bellflower show recap & Black Ron’s 26-minute freestyle (wild).  05:27 – YouTube Top Fans / XP & live chat roll call.  06:10 – Alien Asylum Q: What food explains human culture? (bologna vs. ice cream vs. pizza/Dave’s/Wingstop).  18:38 – Road-Trip / Carpool / Stranded game (All Def crew picks).  20:48 – BetterHelp ad (personal therapy story & offer).  23:45 – Damn That’s Creepy: Ghosts of the Crescent Hotel (fake cures, bones found, nurse with gurney).  34:33 – Arkansas Cryptid: Fouke Monster & Boggy Creek tie-in.  41:01 – 65,000 texts after ONE date + caught bathing at his place.  45:29 – Tennessee: Doctor’s notes don’t count? Sick kids → court threats.  50:22 – “Venmo the National Debt?” (Treasury via PayPal/Venmo).  53:46 – South Park’s massive deal & why streaming feels overwhelming.  1:03:18 – Plugs & upcoming dates (Ball Brothers tour, EU dates, Little Rock). #diys  #DamnInternetYouScary #DIYS #CrescentHotel #FoukeMonster #BoggyCreek #TrueWeird #StalkerStory #SouthPark #Tennessee

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!!  https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary [https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary] Racism has a uniform?! The guys break down the unofficial fashion guide of the most hateful folks, dive into the cursed Annabelle doll shutting down 911 in Pennsylvania, and Tahir shares the insane story of getting tatted by a possibly high-on-meth tattoo artist. From Roommate/Neighbor/Landlord games with Kanye & Elon to dissecting the dumbest moments in Fast & Furious, this episode is comedy chaos. 👻 Haunted Dolls, 🔥 Tattoo Disasters, 🎥 Terrible Movie Logic — it’s all here. 👇 Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and drop your favorite “WTF moment” in the comments! 🔗 Sponsored by Green Chef – code: 50DIYS at https://www.GreenChef.com [https://www.GreenChef.com] 00:00 The Racist Starter Kit: Flags, Fits & Fashion Clues 02:50 All Lives Matter Backlash & Hidden Racism 04:10 Tahir’s Bantu Knot Era + Geodude Roast 07:50 Roommate, Neighbor, Landlord: Kanye, Elon & Karen 10:45 Which Black Sitcom Gets the Boot? 15:20 Theme Song Switch-Ups: Jamie Foxx vs. Power 18:50 Soap Opera Plot Twists & Death Resurrections 20:00 Annabelle the Doll Shuts Down 911?! 22:45 Is Annabelle Actually Cursed? (And Tour-Worthy?) 25:30 You Don’t Own the Rights to Your Face?! Denmark Law 27:10 Tattoo Laws, Mike Tyson & Copyrights 28:30 Tahir’s Meth-Fueled Tattoo Saga 34:10 Movies That Make NO Sense Today 40:10 SeaWorld Concerts? Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent Still Going 44:45 Wild ’90s Action Movies & Plot Holes 52:00 Cybertruck Explodes?! Tesla Door Fail 55:45 Fast & Furious: From Cars to Space to God Mode 58:40 Jason Momoa’s Wildest Role Yet 01:01:00  Wrap-Up + Final Thoughts

What if there was $2 Trillion in unclaimed property—and your name was on some of it? 😳 In this solo episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into conspiracy territory with theories about unclaimed money, identity theft, crypto wallets, and… Clone-a-Willie kits? Get ready for a hilarious and off-the-rails conversation about: The difference between faking your death and disappearing Why some billionaires die without heirs The mysterious vanishing of old iPods and Bitcoin Clone wars involving... body parts 👀 And how AI and Amazon might already know too much about you 🚨 Plus: Would you still want your clone’s junk to work? 🤔 💬 Drop your answer in the comments and make sure to subscribe for more chaos! #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyPodcast #ComedyShow JOIN THE SCARY SQUAD  https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary [https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary] S/O to our Sponsors Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com [https://www.bluechew.com] promo code: DIYS Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/diys [https://www.betterhelp.com/diys] CashApp #CashAppPartner Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p] #CashAppPod.  For a limited time only, new Cash App customers can use our exclusive code to earn some additional cash. For real. Just download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code DIYS10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account. Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast [http://cash.app/legal/podcast] for full disclosures. As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast [http://cash.app/legal/podcast] for full disclosures.

Dam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally. From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories. 👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detective son. 🎒 We also break down what goes in a real “go bag” for fire, earthquake, or nuclear events—yes, duct tape included. Plus: Anime hot takes (Naruto, Solo Leveling, Demon Slayer) A serial killer brand strategy segment 🤯 🎤 Guest co-host: Brennon Edwards from  ⁨@HOWTONERDPODCAST⁩ [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC6BElX4QmP31bTGyl0F9u8g] 👀 Hosted by: Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore Producer:  ⁨@HippieGoals⁩ [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC_9dkZmqAhG3EDpd-V5x36A]  00:00 - Martial Arts, Racquetball & Pickleball Talk 01:45 - Parenting & Pickleball Courts in L.A. 03:45 - Competitive Table Tennis with Dad 04:53 - Welcome to DIYS w/ Guest Brennan from How to Nerd 06:30 - What Brennan's Been Nerding Out About 07:45 - Nuclear Threats & Global Policy 09:40 - Emergency Prep & Go Bag Essentials 11:10 - How to Survive a Nuclear Bomb 13:00 - Survival Tips, Iodine, Duct Tape & Demon Slayer 15:00 - Anime Talk: Demon Slayer & Entertainment District Arc 17:30 - Falcon & Winter Soldier, Marvel & Apocalypse Fandom 18:55 - Fallout TV Show vs Real Nuclear Fallout 20:05 - BlueChew Ad (Wild & Unfiltered) 23:40 - Can You Kill in War? Morality & Gaming Logic 26:00 - AI Takeovers, Animatrix & Brain Rot from GPT 29:00 - Reading Maps & Losing Survival Skills 30:45 - Backup Cameras, Driving, & Millennial Habits 32:00 - Brennan Never Watched Naruto?! 34:10 - Anime Gatekeeping & Toxic Fandom 36:30 - Dragon Ball Z vs Naruto vs Solo Leveling 38:40 - Demon Slayer Writing vs Classic Power-Ups 40:15 - Jujutsu Kaisen, Solo Leveling, My Hero Academia 41:40 - Anime Power Scaling & Bleach Resurrection 43:00 - Damn That's Creepy: Creepy California Begins 43:40 - The Black Dahlia Murder (Leimert Park) 45:40 - Ghosts at Biltmore Hotel & the Hodel House 47:30 - Was Her Killer a Doctor? LAPD Conspiracies 50:00 - Serial Killers with Degrees & Dexter Comparisons 52:00 - One-and-Done Murderers & Regret Theory 54:15 - The Black Dahlia Name + Racial Confusion 56:00 - Personal Motives or Ritualistic Killing? 57:45 - Serial Killer Branding & Public Ego 59:00 - Pitched Segment: What’s Your Serial Killer Name? 59:45 - Ad Break: Factor Meals (Sponsor) 01:02:00 - Pat's Serial Killer Weapon: Mountain Lion Jaws 01:05:15 - Is That Even Logistically Possible?! 01:07:00 - Brennan’s Method: Poison Ivy & Nightshade 01:08:55 - Unique Weapons: Headbutt Assassin? 01:10:30 - Brennan's Pick: The Killer Whale 01:13:15 - Boat Sabotage & Killer Whale Strategy 01:15:10 - Hippie Goals’ Garden of Deadly Plants?! 01:17:30 - Wrapping Up: Serial Killers & Plot Holes S/O to our Sponsors Factor https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off [https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off] Promo Code DIYS50Off Blue Chew https://www.bluechew.com/ [https://www.bluechew.com/]  promo code DIYS