Disappointment Theatre

For there is, arguably, no other corporation that demonstrates the triangular relationship between quickness, cheapness, and goodness than America's favorite and most hated superstore, Wal-Mart. While we don't need a long, drawn-out analysis of this Iron Triangle, we can use our otherwise wasted energy on standing in faux solidarity with our heroes online as they relay unto us the high cost of low value. The Players: Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Jackie H, Billie W; Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Jan T, Kevin M; Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Felicia P, Annalee K; Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Manray P, Anderson D; PhantomSauceTV- Jeb W, Don R; Corinna "kyndrill" Bolon- Sandy K, Audrey Q; M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- Narrator Cast provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media. From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment. Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com For more, visit our Facebook and Twitter at the handle @distheatpod. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support [https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support]

Olive Garden's slogan is "When you're here, you're family". But to hear our heroes online tell it, to call this family dysfunctional would be too generous. It's no Garden of Eden; but if the Tree of Knowledge came with endless breadsticks, you'd disobey God, too. The Players: Corinna "Kyndrill" Bolon- Jess V, Alice G; Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Ella D, Doreen Z; Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Millie R, Beatrice A; Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Aaron W, Cameron J; PhantomSauceTV- Jeremiah W; M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- The Narrator Cast Provided by Buford Casting Call at castingcall.club Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Lizst Visit our website at disappointmenttheatre.com for more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support [https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support]

When Dave Thomas used his secret lab (aka "Wendy's") to conjure up the old-fashioned hamburger, no one thought to expect to be humiliated by his creature on social media. But since the advent of this lab's Twitter account, only carnage followed... Don't believe us? Just look at the Baconator. Alas, it's up to our heroes online to defeat the mighty beast as they endure the "Wrath of the Wendy-Go"! The Players: Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- Chuck W, Stan K; Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Britta M, Jill B; PhantomSauceTV- Kyle F, Jay J; Corinna "Kyndrill" Bolon- Morgan C, Cori K; Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Charnay N, Brenda B; Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Gary W, DJ W; M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason- Narrator Cast provided by The Casting Call Club at castingcall.club Produced, directed, written, and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media. From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment. Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt. Visit disappointmenttheatre.com for more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support [https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support]

As the slogan says, "America Runs on Dunkin'". Considering most of Dunkin' Donuts's products are high in carbs and fatally high in sugar, wouldn't it be hard to run at all? Nonetheless, our heroes online are back again to run to their computers and contemplate if Dunkin' has anything worth running for in "Donuts About You". The Players: PhantomSauceTV- Bobby T, Rusty P; Corinna "Kyndrill" Bolon- Zoe W, Macie L; Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek- Brian T, Dexter R; Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching- Zelda E, Pamela M; Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson- Lydia B, Susanna G; Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris- John K, James Q, Raymond R; Rachel "SoleTwinAudios" Pulliam- Sandra L, Delilah S; M'Jean "mj mase" Mason- Narrator Cast provided by the Casting Call Club forum at castingcall.club. Produced, directed, written and edited by M'Jean Mason for M'Jean Mason Media. From a concept by John Wesley Norton for Boomstick Films and Entertainment. Music and audio effects provided by the Zapsplat Sound Effects Library at zapsplat.com Theme- "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt. Visit disappointmenttheatre.com for more. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support [https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support]

New episodes of Disappointment Theatre return Friday, November 26th! Featuring the voice talents of: Keke "hitsosticky" Kitching Sabrea "EgotisticYves" Johnson Rachel "Soletwinaudios" Pulliam Corinna "kyndrill" Bolon PhantomSauceTV Dillon "ManiacalZ" Horinek Tim "Gentleman Fencer" Harris M'Jean "mj-mase" Mason And many more surprises... Cast provided by Casting Call Club (castingcall.club) Music: "Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2" by Franz Liszt Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @distheatpod for more details! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support [https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mjean-mason-media/support]