Kump

The Vatican goes American. Ray and Lucie break down Pope Leo XIV, robot freakouts, TikTok tech fires, and the mysterious Times Square statue. 👉 Bonus episodes: patreon.com/raykump [https://www.patreon.com/raykump]

Could 100 men defeat a gorilla—barehanded? Ray and Lucie dive into the internet’s wildest debate, then spiral into Times Square chaos, bodega panic buttons, and a NASA fraud scandal. Full meltdown, full comedy. It’s KUMP. Support the show → patreon.com/raykump [https://www.patreon.com/raykump] 🎧 EP210: 100 Men vs Gorilla

Robots are racing. Volcanoes are erupting. The Ice Bucket Challenge is back—and Ray wants to kiss a homeless man to cure leprosy. In this episode of KUMP, Ray & Lucie unpack:– The world’s first humanoid robot marathon– A ride that turns Pompeii into a theme park– How to fix volcanoes with giant garbage pipes– The return of viral stunts (and the launch of our own) Subscribe to get the bonus episodes on Patreon: patreon.com/raykump comedy podcast, satire, current events, Ray Kump, AI, volcanoes, ice bucket challenge, viral stunts, absurdist humor, leprosy, robots, tech, dystopia 00:00 — Robots, Volcanoes & Civilization Collapse 01:15 — The Humanoid Half-Marathon (And Why It’s Bleak) 05:00 — iPads vs Human Dignity at McDonald’s 08:00 — Can We Afford a $6K Robot Co-Host? 11:15 — Volcano Hacks: Ray’s Lava-Cement Solution 15:10 — Roosevelt Island Garbage Tubes & History Rant 18:45 — Should We Bring Back Lepers? (Bit Gets Out of Hand) 22:10 — The KUMP Cure: Kiss-a-Homeless-Man Challenge 26:30 — Ice Bucket Challenge Returns, Kinda 28:30 — What Even Is ALS? (And Why Lou Gehrig Got Robbed) 31:00 — Toxic Friendship Advice Involving Lasagna 34:00 — Feed Your Friend Until She’s Powerless 37:00 — Life Advice: Never Get Sick or Expect Anything 39:30 — Passionate Kisses for Social Change 42:00 — The Homeless Challenge: Clooney, Erdogan, and Leprosy 45:30 — Can You Sue Someone for a Hashtag? 47:00 — Vaccine Rants, Polio Carnage & The First Car Crash 50:00 — FDR vs The Depression: A KUMP-Style Debate 53:00 — The Ice Bucket Scam & Return of Viral Stunts 56:00 — What Would Your Robot Butler Do? 59:00 — Wrapping Up: Subscribe, Patreon, and Robot Apocalypse

Ray and Lucie talk about the Blue Origin Lady Space Flight, penal systems, gangs, smells, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

Ray and Lucie discuss Tariffs, TEMU, Justin Bieber, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION