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Paramount Raises Warner Bros Bid, Your Robot Vacuum Was Spying on You, and a Library Book Came Home After 63 Years

Paramount just raised its hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros. to thirty-one dollars a share — setting up a massive bidding war with Netflix that could reshape all of Hollywood. A software engineer accidentally gained access to live camera feeds from seven thousand robot vacuums in twenty-four countries. A baby monkey at a Japanese zoo went viral clinging to a stuffed Ikea orangutan and now the toy is selling for a hundred bucks on eBay. And a library book was returned sixty-three years late. All the news, none of the nonsense. New episodes daily.

They Found El Mencho Through His Girlfriend, Russia Is Running Out of Soldiers, and a Swastika at the Coast Guard

Mexican special forces tracked El Mencho's girlfriend to a secluded love nest in the mountains before killing the world's most wanted drug lord — and fifty people died in the aftermath including twenty-five soldiers. Russia is now losing more troops than it can recruit for the first time since invading Ukraine. A hand-drawn swastika was found at the Coast Guard's main training center and the commandant flew in personally to address nine hundred recruits. The Blizzard of 2026 set records with nearly four feet of snow in Rhode Island. Americans are going crazy for congee, tai chi, and boiled apples in the "Chinamaxxing" trend. And Obama says he believes aliens are real. All the news, none of the nonsense. New episodes daily.

El Mencho Dead, Mexico Burning, NYC Buried, and the BAFTAs Went Nuclear

El Mencho, head of the Jalisco New Generation Cartel and one of the world's most wanted drug lords, was killed yesterday in a Mexican military raid — and his cartel set the country on fire in retaliation. A historic blizzard buried New York under two feet of snow. The BAFTAs descended into chaos when a Tourette syndrome activist shouted the N-word at Black presenters on live television. Sam Altman says AI water use is "totally fake." GTA 6 prices leaked. And Ancient Romans used human poop as medicine. All the news, none of the nonsense. New episodes daily.

Supreme Court Strikes Down Trump Tariffs | Prince Andrew Arrested Epstein Files | Eric Dane Dead | Weekly News Recap Feb 2026

Supreme Court strikes down Trump tariffs in landmark 6-3 ruling — Chief Justice Roberts says IEEPA does not authorize the president to impose tariffs, stocks rally, and businesses demand $175 billion in refunds. Trump calls it a disgrace. Prince Andrew arrested on his 66th birthday after police raid his Sandringham home over Jeffrey Epstein files — first senior British royal arrested in modern history. Eric Dane, Grey's Anatomy star known as McSteamy and Euphoria actor, dead at 53 after battle with ALS. Wired exposes Silicon Valley gay tech mafia — VCs, founders, and hedge fund managers say the quiet part out loud. Mark Zuckerberg testifies in Instagram addiction trial, admits he overruled 18 experts who said beauty filters harm teens. Brain rot is real — new study links screen time to reduced brain development in children. Las Vegas tourism collapses 7.5 percent, worst decline since 1970. Iran closes Strait of Hormuz as two US carrier groups move into position. Audio erotica is now a billion-dollar industry. Top Gun pilot warns air traffic control is stuck in the 1960s. Texas teen wins $3.2 million after viral racism accusation destroyed his life. Iowa fraternity hazing bodycam footage goes viral — 56 blindfolded pledges found in dark basement. Winter Olympics close in Milan. MLS season kicks off. Your entire week in one episode. Already Read It — all the news, none of the nonsense. New episodes daily.

Prince Andrew Arrested, Silicon Valley's Secret, and Vegas Is Dying | Today's News

10:16 AM "Prince Andrew Arrested | Gay Tech Mafia Exposed | Vegas Tourism Collapse — Daily News Feb 20" Prince Andrew was arrested on his sixty-sixth birthday after six unmarked police vehicles raided his Sandringham home. Thames Valley Police are holding him on suspicion of misconduct in public office tied to the Epstein files — emails suggesting he shared confidential government information with Jeffrey Epstein. King Charles backed the investigation, then went to Fashion Week. Wired published a bombshell investigation into Silicon Valley's so-called gay tech mafia, where VCs, founders, and hedge fund managers say the quiet part out loud about who really runs tech. Las Vegas posted its worst visitor decline since 1970 outside the pandemic — down 7.5 percent — as workers watch tips vanish and airlines slash flights. The New York Times reports on audio erotica becoming a billion-dollar industry. A Texas teen won a $3.2 million verdict after a viral racism accusation destroyed his adolescence. And bodycam footage from an Iowa fraternity basement went mega-viral showing 56 blindfolded pledges covered in food while a guy drinking a beer called it a "celebration of life." All the news, none of the nonsense. New episodes daily.