Episode 5 - Lisbeth Salander & Mikael Blomkvist in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2005/2009/2011)

Episode 9 - Mercy (2026)

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://begaysolvecrimes.com/], we take a detour from the classics to have a proper gander at the copaganda screenwriters are making today. And it turns out, they don't make 'em like they used to. That's right, it’s the alarmingly recent and alarmingly cisgender Mercy (2026). Join us to see just how long it takes us to give up mashing a square peg into a round hole, Mia gives us advice on how to mod The Sims, and Nova lets us know what the hell she meant by the phrase "White Timothy McVeigh". If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes], you should sign up to our Patreon [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes]! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-152180455?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on Silence of the Lambs [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-b-153333998?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on LA Noire [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-c-154453206?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-d-155637163?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], Nancy Drew [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-e-156807289?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], Nick Valentine from Fallout 4 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-f-158101295?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], and Blade Runner [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-g-159322198?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]! Join us next week for Inherent Vice! The Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social] team is made up of November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://www.youtube.com/MiaMulder], and your local librarian Lucy. [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social] If you like what we do, be sure to retweet us to help us spread the word!

[PREVIEW] Episode H - I from I, Robot (Bonus Episode)

On this bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://begaysolvecrimes.com/], we don our blood filled black leather converse all stars for a trip back to I, Robot (2004), based on some of Isaac Asimov's best sentences. Join us as we welcome Mia Mulder home and finally discover her opinions on Columbo, hear us explain to you to the family-unfriendly rules of The Shia LeBeouf Game, and enjoy the patreon-exclusive privilege of all three of us telling you what a bad bad naughty bad robot you are. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon [https://begaysolvecrimes.com/] where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social], where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://bsky.app/profile/miamulder.bsky.social], and your local librarian Lucy [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social], who writes all the music for the show. Tune in next time for something a little less retro, the 2026 film Mercy. Same Gay Time, Same Gay Channel.

Episode 8 - Columbo from Columbo

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://begaysolvecrimes.com], we're joined by our dear friend Josh Boerman [https://www.joshboerman.com] (host of Worst of All Possible Worlds [https://www.patreon.com/cw/WorstOfAll] and Ill Conceived [https://www.patreon.com/cw/IllConceived]!) for an episode all about that scruffiest of detectives, Columbo. Specifically in... uhh... [spinning a big wheel] ...Season 2, Episode 5? Requiem For A Falling Star? Join us as we dive into a feast of Old Hollywood Lesbianism, Lucy reveals exactly what would make her betray her union, Nova gives us self-defence advice, and we all collectively lose our mind about the most Theatre Kid cameo in the world. Also, our beloved Professional Automotive Journalist Victoria Scott [https://www.patreon.com/cw/vantimevictoria] swings by to give us her Professional Automotive Journalistic Opinion on Columbo's beloved old banger! If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes], you should sign up to our Patreon [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes]! For as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-152180455?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on Silence of the Lambs [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-b-153333998?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on LA Noire [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-c-154453206?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-d-155637163?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], Nancy Drew [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-e-156807289?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], Nick Valentine from Fallout 4 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-f-158101295?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], and Blade Runner [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-g-159322198?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]. Next week, Mia will be back with us for I, Robot! The Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social] team is made up of November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://www.youtube.com/MiaMulder], and your local librarian Lucy. [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social] If you like what we do, be sure to retweet us to help us spread the word!

[PREVIEW] Episode G - BLADE RUNNER (Bonus Episode)

On this Patreon [https://begaysolvecrimes.com/] exclusive bonus episode of Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://begaysolvecrimes.com/], we're gonna keep riding this Philip K Dick train all the way into android town. That's right, it's the surprisingly sleepy BLADE RUNNER (1982). Join us as we discuss Harrison Ford's slutty little waist, Mia lays out a theory about Making The Pimp Hat work, Lucy discusses the literary legacy of Orc City and accidentally starts a fight with 50% of writers everywhere, and November somehow gets us talking about Fallout New Vegas again. To hear the full version of this bonus episode, head over to our Patreon [https://begaysolvecrimes.com/] where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to all our future fortnightly bonus episodes as well as every bonus episode we've made so far!  Be Gay Solve Crimes are on Bluesky [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social], where you can also find each of the team: November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://bsky.app/profile/miamulder.bsky.social], and your local librarian Lucy [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social], who writes all the music for the show. Oh, and just one more thing.... next week we're doing Columbo.

Episode 7 - Minority Report (2002)

This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://begaysolvecrimes.com], we’re cruising on over to the noughties to watch the ever-prescient Steven Spielberg film Minority Report (2002), based on the classic novella by Philip K Dick. Join us for a vision of a future where we blow our entire Patreon budget on milk baths and pass the savings onto you, where a Colin Farrell can be too Catholic even for November Kelly, and how shaven a Tom Cruise can be narrowly avoids becoming a lawsuit. We've got babygirl Pool-Boys, Twinks From The Fed, Emotional-Support Enbies. It's a gender kaleidoscope, folks. If you want to hear more Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes], you should sign up to our Patreon [https://patreon.com/begaysolvecrimes] where for as little as £5 a month you can get access to a new bonus episode from us every fortnight as well as all our previous bonus episodes. We've got one on Disco Elysium [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-152180455?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on Silence of the Lambs [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-b-153333998?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on LA Noire [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-c-154453206?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], on that one Simpson's episode where Mr Burns gets shot [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-d-155637163?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], Nancy Drew [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-e-156807289?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link], and Nick Valentine from Fallout 4 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-f-158101295?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]! Join us there next time for BLADE RUNNER! The Be Gay Solve Crimes [https://bsky.app/profile/begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social] team is made up of November Kelly [https://bsky.app/profile/postoctobrist.bsky.social], Mia Mulder [https://www.youtube.com/MiaMulder], and their local librarian Lucy. [https://bsky.app/profile/absobloodylucy.bsky.social]