Cinematic Anarchy

Season 8 Episode 3: Exploring Eraserhead

In this episode Chris is Joined by new Co-Host Steph as we dive into David Lynch's Eraserhead, where mutant babies and singing radiators are just another Tuesday. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—confusing but oddly satisfying. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at the bizarre!

Season 8 Episode 2: Beastmaster

Join Chris Matt and Rachel as they hilariously unravel the madness of "The Beastmaster." Dive into a world where loincloths reign supreme, ferrets are the real MVPs, and tigers get a questionable dye job. With their signature humor, they explore the film's wild plot twists, from psychic animal connections to cauldron twerking witches. Packed with witty banter and personal anecdotes, this episode is a nostalgic romp through retro movie chaos. Perfect for fantasy film fans and anyone who loves a good laugh at cinematic absurdity!

Season 8 Episode 1: Shark Exorcist

Most movies are so bad they make you want to rip your hair out — but Shark Exorcist takes that to a whole new level of insane. If you've ever wondered just how deep for a film to be "utterly unwatchable" can go, be prepared: this one delivers a chaotic mix of demonically possessed sharks, bikini-clad actresses, questionable CGI, and a plot so nonsensical it defies all logic. And trust us, watching it might just be the worst movie decision you'll ever make—but also the funniest. In this episode, we dive headfirst into one of the most hilariously terrible horror movies ever made. We break down its bizarre storylines, from demonic nun sacrifices and shark sky-shows, to a villainous priest who literally doesn't last long. You'll discover how Shark Exorcist manages to combine shark horror with demonic possession and, somehow, a splash of underwhelming nudity—though none of it lands. We also discuss the constant string of scenes that feel slapped together without any effort for continuity or coherence, making it a perfect “so-bad-it’s-good” disaster. You’ll hear us roast the laughable acting, the CGI that looks like it was made with a bad video game emulator, and dialogue so awkward that even frat-boy humor feels more polished. We reflect on how low-budget filmmaking, with a mere $300,000, results in film choices that are equal parts baffling and hilarious. From the director’s long history of exploitation flicks to the peculiar choices behind the demon shark's sky appearances, we unravel what makes this film a true low point in bad cinema. Perfect for fans of cinematic trainwrecks, horror buffs craving unintentional comedy, or anyone curious how a movie could be so bad it’s almost good—yet painfully so. Whether you’re a seasoned bad-movie connoisseur or just looking for something to mock with friends, this episode is your guide to the abyss of garbage film. Spoiler: we’re contemplating watching the sequel, so you won’t want to miss our predictions—and the laugh-out-loud moments along the way. If you’re tired of “so-bad-it’s-good” movies and want to understand how chaos translates onto the screen, hit play now. Warning: this episode might just be as mind-boggling as Shark Exorcist itself, so buckle up for a wild, hilarious ride into the worst film you’ll never forget.

Season 7 Episode 27: Jaws 3 & 4/The Worst of Jaws

Cinematic Anarchy and Beverly Price dive into the shallow end of cinematic chaos headfirst with our latest episode, where we tackle the infamous Jaws 3D and Jaws: The Revenge. Join us as we explore how these shark-tastic disasters turned Hollywood stars into fish out of water, with plots so absurd they make a dolphin finale seem logical. From Michael Caine's paycheck regrets to supernatural shark vendettas, this episode is a fin-tastic romp through the ocean of so-bad-it’s-good cinema. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at Hollywood's expense! Find Beverly's Book here: A to Z of The So Bad, They're Good, The Bad and The Ugly Horror Films: Amazon.co.uk: Price, Beverley: 9798311836852: Books [https://www.amazon.co.uk/Theyre-Good-Ugly-Horror-Films/dp/B0DYD8ZG1M/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=139H9GTQZQW]

Season 7 Episode 26: Conan The Barbarian

In this episode of Cinematic Anarchy, Chris Matt and Rachel dive into the muscle-bound, oiled-up world of "Conan the Barbarian." Join them as they hilariously dissect Arnold Schwarzenegger's beefcake fever dream, where the plot is as thin as Conan's loincloth. From accidental camel punching to questioning how philosophical Conan really is, this episode is a wild ride through 80s cinema absurdity. Tune in for a laugh as they ponder if James Earl Jones was in a different movie altogether and why green soup was the culinary choice for human stew. It's a barbarian bash you won't want to miss!  Find our Friends Matt & Rachel at: Strange and Beautiful Book Club [https://bookclub.strangeandbeautiful.network/]