Everything Is Awkward

EP9 - That Time My Boys Forgot We Were in Public

Sam: And now for the moment at hand, when my family and I were invited to a swanky country club with our kids to see if we had what it took to join the ranks of double bogies and tennis whites.

EP8 - That Time I Was Naked & Afraid

In our last episode, I related sneaking in sexy time around my kids during Covid akin to the hookups of yesteryear. So naturally as Haely and I were reminiscing, we couldn't help but relive those teen days hiding out in basements. Literally. And now for the moment at hand, where Haely finds herself in an, uh… revealing predicament.

EP7 - That Time We Got Busted in the Act

And now, for the moment at hand where Sam tries to keep it spicy during lockdown but her roommates apparently "have needs too"...

EP6 - That Time Our Friends Shared Pump n' Dump Fails

Haely: In a previous episode, when I shared a traumatizing story about milking myself into a public toilet, it clearly struck a chord. Dozens of parents out there volunteered their tales from the breastfeeding trenches, fondly recalling the times they milked themselves into Sonic cups, into bathroom sinks, into urine sample collectors and, in at least two cases, into the arms of a helpful bestie (get you a friend who...). Those of us blessed enough to have milk-filled bosoms have, it seems, frequently found that our cup runneth over, and we have no choice but to use the world as our pumping receptacle. So we've rounded up the best stories here of boobs fit to burst, and the extreme measures taken to address an escalating situation.

EP5 - That Time I Lost a Child

And now, for the moment at hand, when Sam sneaks away for a little afternoon delight and leaves her children supervised by only TV and cheddar duckies.