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Bubbles, UFO's, Spencer Pratt, Formula 1 & Eggplant Parmesan | Ep. 30

Episode 30 of Feral Wisdom is here and we celebrated with bubbles. On today's episode: the US government releases classified UFO documents and we go full conspiracy — including a real-life alien encounter, hybrid humans, and blood type theories. We also debut our official unsolicited photo rating system with a full panel of judges, explore the word "chalant," talk Spencer Pratt's mayoral run, a disturbing Netflix documentary (The Crash), Formula 1 and McLaren, free tacos on a for-sale sign, vintage gaming nostalgia, and a harrowing C-section experience. Chaotic, unfiltered, and somehow educational. New episodes every Tuesday. #podcast #bestfriend #momlife #funny #feral Timeline * 0:00 – Intro & Baylen Dupree appreciation * 0:41 – Welcome to Episode 30 / cheers with Physiotherapy Blanc sparkling wine * 3:00 – Technical difficulties & government grants for podcasts * 4:30 – Wine review: Physiotherapy Blanc * 7:00 – Free tacos with purchase of home — creative realtor marketing * 11:00 – What's new: flu weekend, guilt-free bed rest, and The Boys * 15:30 – Gamer boyfriends rant / vintage Nintendo & Donkey Kong * 19:00 – The Mandalorian & Star Wars chat * 22:00 – Band-Aid / Achilles blister saga from a James Bond event * 24:30 – UFO files released by US government — classified documents revealed * 28:00 – 4 types of aliens, reptilians, and the grays explained * 32:00 – Firsthand UFO encounter story in Maple Ridge, 2012 * 35:00 – Bethenny Frankel's "designer handbags" & NJ coast sightings * 37:00 – Miami Mall alien incident & 150 police cars * 40:00 – Men in Black, alien hybrids, and "I'm built different" * 44:00 – Blood types, Rh negative shots, and alien DNA theories * 50:00 – Amniocentesis, epidurals, and C-section horror story * 57:00 – Advice for moms / honoring all birth experiences * 59:00 – Spencer Pratt running for LA mayor * 64:00 – Arnold Schwarzenegger as California governor / pollen season chaos * 67:00 – The Crash Netflix documentary — no brakes, 100 mph, two deaths * 75:00 – Alien hybrid blood type theory continued * 80:00 – Chalant vs. nonchalant — what does it actually mean? * 87:00 – Formula 1, McLaren, and the Montreal Grand Prix * 90:00 – Lewis Hamilton, Ferrari, and GTA jokes * 93:00 – Mail-order bride research update / eggplant parmesan segment preview * 97:00 – Unsolicited photo panel rating system debut * 103:00 – Ponytail-puller ball-kneeing revenge story rated in full * 108:00 – Imposter syndrome / talking over each other apology * 112:00 – Editing the podcast & personal growth reflection * 118:00 – ECE worker wage cut after getting licensed / government funding scam * 122:00 – Minnesota Learing Center fraud / Nick Shirley TikTok * 127:00 – GoFundMe for the Mystery Machine / Pink Panther theme * 128:00 – Ridge Bins Disposal sponsor read + Lil Jon remix * 130:00 – Word of the day: chalant. Goodbye! #funny #satire #aliens #wordoftheday #momlife feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, podcast episode 30, UFO files released, government UFO documents, alien disclosure 2025, classified alien files, UFO encounter story, alien hybrids, reptilian aliens, the grays aliens, blood type aliens, Rh negative blood, UFO sighting maple ridge, bethenny frankel UFOs, miami mall aliens, men in black, Spencer Pratt LA mayor, formula one podcast, McLaren F1, Montreal Grand Prix, Montreal Grand Prix 2025, Lewis Hamilton Ferrari, the crash netflix documentary, car crash documentary, Mandalorian movie, star wars podcast, vintage nintendo, donkey kong nostalgia, mario kart, gamer boyfriend rant, physiotherapy blanc wine, sparkling wine review, Okanagan wine, free tacos house for sale, C-section horror story, epidural stories, Rh shot pregnancy, amniocentesis, unsolicited photos rating, dick pic rating system, ponytail puller revenge, ECE worker wage cut, childcare government fraud, Minnesota learing center, Nick Shirley TikTok, chalant vs nonchalant, women podcast Canada, BC podcast, comedy podcast women

Flower Gate, Speakeasies & Scars We Never Had - EP 29

Pull up a chair and pour yourself something rosé, because Episode 29 of Feral Wisdom is here and it's an absolute ride. We kick things off with a wine spill and a sobriety check (at 4:30 PM, sober as saints), then spiral into a full recap of a very fancy Friday night — James Bond orchestra at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, a James Bond girl dress from Facebook Marketplace, and an unexpected visit to the coolest speakeasy in Vancouver, Bagheera. You're going to want to add it to your list immediately. Then there's Flower Gate 2026. Yes, someone stole flowers from a winery. Yes, they returned them the next morning. The server's reaction? Priceless. We get into the wild world of dating — prison pen pals, sugar daddies, findom (look it up), and whether any of us are truly above walking on a treadmill for money. Spoiler: we're not sure. There's a cat-on-the-roof rescue mission at 4:30 AM, a naked mouse-hockey-stick standoff on a busy street, and a full cast update on Jersey Shore Family Vacation — Sammy's pregnant, Angelina might be pregnant, and Vinny's doing stand-up in New York. And we end on something that might actually change how you see yourself — a mind-bending psychology experiment about the scars we carry that no one else can see. Come for the chaos. Stay for the wisdom. It's feral out here. 🎙️ New episodes every week | Like, subscribe & share 📺 Watch on YouTube | 🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts Timeline 0:00 Intro – Spilling wine, tasting Red Rooster rosé 1:27 - Pulled over for a random sobriety check 4:00 - Weekend recap – James Bond Orchestra night at Queen Elizabeth Theatre 6:13 - Discovering Bagheera speakeasy (the cool horse racing storefront bar) 14:37 - Dress from Facebook Marketplace / local Maple Ridge seller 17:31 - Cat on the roof – 4:30 AM rescue with Chase and a ladder 20:52 - The naked mouse-hockey-stick incident 22:38 - Kevin Hart Roast discussion (Shane Gillis, Lizzo, Chelsea Handler, Pete Davidson) 24:34 - Prison pen pals / dating apps deep dive 25:32 - Sugar daddies, findom (financial domination), and treadmill topless content 37:45 - Riley Green / The Voice / Gavin Adcock 39:44.- Zach Bryan "Keebler Elf" fence fight story 48:10 - Flower Gate 2026 – Samantha steals (then returns) flowers from a winery event 51:43 - Ryan Reynolds burning down his elementary school 53:33 - Deadpool / Marvel chat 55:46 - Paulie D's hairline / Stagecoach cowboy hat 57:04 - Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season finale recap – Sammy pregnant, Angelina pregnant, Vinny in NYC 1:04:01 - JWoww, Snooki, Mike The Situation full cast update 1:08:15 - Roosters Cabaret topless bull riding / JWoww Halloween costume 1:10:19 - Shout-out – Macraekingpower.com (electrical company) 1:12:25 - Red Rooster rosé final rating – 10/10 1:13:42 - Dueling pianos in Okanagan dream 1:15:28 - Expectation bias / the scar study (Dartmouth psychology experiment by Robert Cleck) 1:22:09 - Body dysmorphia, meth makeup, and post-surgery mirror moment 1:24:11 - The hematoma surgery story (COVID hospital stay, six days alone) 1:27:52 - Outro – "Share us like your favorite STD. See you next Tuesday." eral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, podcast, comedy podcast, women podcast, girl talk podcast, Canadian podcast, Vancouver podcast, BC podcast, lifestyle podcast, relationships podcast, dating podcast, sugar daddy, findom, financial domination, prison pen pals, dating apps, tinder, Jersey Shore, jersey shore family vacation, Sammy sweetheart pregnant, Angelina jersey shore, Vinny Guadagnino, Pauly D, Mike the Situation, JWoww, Snooki, speakeasy Vancouver, Bagheera Vancouver, red rooster rose, okanagan wine, wine podcast, rosé wine, flower heist, flower gate, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds school fire, expectation bias, psychology experiment, scar study, Dartmouth psychology, body dysmorphia, James Bond orchestra, Queen Elizabeth Theatre Vancouver, dueling pianos, Roosters Cabaret, topless bull riding, Kevin Hart roast, Shane Gillis, feral women podcast

Nashville Nights & Highway Fights - The Wild World of Travel and Sports Parents.

Good Morning, Good Evening, Good Day! Quick Reminder to FOLLOW US if you aren't already. Please and Thank you. Most travellers never realize the true chaos lurking on highways, the wild party scenes in Nashville, or the unpredictable antics of hockey parents — until they experience it firsthand. In this episode, we dive into a hilarious yet eye-opening journey through Nashville’s nightlife, Canadian highways, and the bizarre behaviors of sports parents that will make you laugh and shake your head. Get ready for stories that reveal why Nashville is not just a music city, but a wild adventure waiting to happen. From unfiltered travel tales like Calgary airport mishaps to the frantic excitement of a hockey tournament gone wild, you'll discover the surprising truths about roadtrip chaos, local customs, and the unspoken rules of parenthood in youth sports. We break down the gritty reality of crazy hockey fights, parental brawls in the stands, and the hilarious miscommunications that happen when traveling abroad — including the shocking state of American highways where cars seem to become a part of the landscape. Teenie shares her wild Nashville nights, her encounters with Irish dancers, and her observations on the bizarre traffic and car-destruction phenomenon across the US. Expect to learn about the American obsession with duct-taped cars, the unique vibe of Broadway’s rooftop bars, and the hilarious confusion over Kentucky Derby horse trainers and jockeys — plus details on the most epic Irish dance-offs and viral videos of horses winning America’s most famous race. We also explore the hilarious cultural differences, from Canadian politeness to Southern impatience, and what it truly takes to survive Nashville’s nightlife and American highways. Why does ignoring simple traffic etiquette lead to chaos? What can you learn from hockey parents who turn into street fighters? And how does a simple trip become a wild adventure with unexpected lessons on racehorses, wild drivers, and the bizarre world of international matchmaking? If you’re craving funny stories, travel tips, and the kind of behind-the-scenes chaos that makes life interesting, this episode is your ticket. Perfect for travel junkies, sports parents, or anyone captivated by the quirky, unpredictable sides of life — tune in now and get a taste of the wild, hilarious, and sometimes chaotic reality from Nashville to the highways of the US and beyond. Dive into stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even reconsider your next trip — because you never know what will happen when you step outside your comfort zone. Chapters: 00:00 - Welcome to Feral Wisdom Podcast 04:06 - Nashville Hockey Tournament Adventures 11:41 - Bar Hopping and Cultural Experiences in Nashville 17:11 - Driving in Tennessee: A Wild Experience 26:28 - Kentucky Derby: A Celebration of Women in Racing 31:33 - Giveaway Announcement and Fun Banter 43:30 - Health Concerns and Infestations 44:25 - Engaging with New Audiences 45:42 - Mental Health Initiatives for Dads 47:04 - Eyebrow Trends and Beauty Tips 50:15 - Age Gaps in Relationships 52:41 - Cultural Perspectives on Relationships 55:51 - Wine Recommendations and Experiences 57:36 - True Crime Shows and Their Impact 01:02:41 - The Complexity of Relationships 01:06:28 - Reality TV and Celebrity Gossip 01:10:12 - Menstrual Health Awareness 01:12:57 - Neighbourhood Encounters and Community Life Resources: Red Rooster Wines - https://www.instagram.com/redroosterwine/ Kentucky Derby Official Site - https://www.kentuckyderby.com/ Cloverdale Rodeo - https://www.cloverdalerodeo.com/ Green Timbers Pub and Liquor Store - https://greentimbers.ca/ Stylo Eyebrow Threading - https://instagram.com/stylo Feral Wisdom Podcast - https://feralwisdompod.com/ Nashville, Travel Stories, Highway Chaos, Sports Parents, Hockey Fights, Nashville Nightlife, Roadtrip Adventures, Cultural Differences, Travel Tips, Comedy Podcast, Viral Stories, Parenting Humor

We Made a D**k Pic Rating System (It's Highly Scientific) 🍆📋

We received an overwhelming number of requests to rate dick pics — so naturally, we built a full scientific scoring system. Welcome. This week we unveil the Official Feral Wisdom Rating Scorecard (TM) — six categories, a bonus section, penalties for unsolicited submissions, and four possible verdicts. It's extremely serious. We also get into summer body hair logistics, laser hair removal that's finally affordable (shoutout 19 Steps, Langley), and somehow end up in a deeply honest conversation about trust, heartbreak, healing, and whether you're easy or hard to love. Plus: Would you rather questions, the bird theory, the frog in a jacket theory, the half-cup theory, and a honeymoon couple on a plane who said some things they maybe shouldn't have. 📩 Send your Eggplant Parmesan recipes to ferralwisdompod@gmail.com — subject line: Eggplant Parmesan. Anonymity guaranteed. New episodes every Tuesday. Share us like your favourite STD. 0:00 - Intro & The Dick Pic Request Origin Story0:22 - Overwhelmed by Listener Messages1:15 - How to Submit + Email Address2:34 - The Official Rating Scorecard Reveal (TM)3:06 - Category 1: Length4:43 - Category 2: Girth5:09 - Category 3: Aesthetic Appeal5:59 - Category 4: Ball-to-Shaft Ratio7:15 - Category 5: Landscaping8:09 - Category 6: Photo Quality9:10 - Bonus Section: Audacity Score10:13 - Bonus: Timing & Solicited vs Unsolicited11:20 - The Verdict: Pass, Smash, Needs Revisions, Block Immediately13:34 - Grinds My Gears: Razor Burn & Body Hair Talk14:51 - Laser Hair Removal & 19 Steps Langley Review16:46 - Would You Rather: 50% Uglier or Stray Dogs?18:58 - Would You Date Someone Your Friends Hate?20:32 - Are You Easy or Hard to Love?23:27 - Can You Heal in a Relationship or Alone?26:03 - Grinds My Gears: Post-Breakup Woodwork People26:27 - Why Does Everyone Expect You to Take the High Road?28:55 - Would You Rather: Horse-Sized Duck vs 100 Duck-Sized Horses30:05 - Would You Rather: Partner Reads Your Texts or Search History?31:46 - If Your Life Had a Warning Label...32:49 - If Your Life Was a Reality Show...35:02 - How Do You Know If You Should Marry Someone?40:36 - Deeply Understood vs Deeply Desired43:47 - The Half Cup Theory45:19 - Outro & See You Next Tuesday feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, women's podcast, funny podcast, comedy podcast, dick pic rating, dick pic scorecard, eggplant parmesan, podcast for women, Canadian podcast, BC podcast, Langley podcast, Vancouver podcast, best friends podcast, girl talk podcast, unfiltered podcast, adult humor podcast, relationship podcast, dating advice, breakup advice, healing after heartbreak, hard to love, trust issues, deeply understood, deeply desired, laser hair removal, razor burn tips, 19 steps Langley, waxing vs laser, summer body tips, would you rather, bird theory, frog theory, half cup theory, passenger princess, marriage advice, podcast humor, explicit podcast, oversharing podcast, real talk podcast, women supporting women, friendship goals, late night podcast, viral podcast, new podcast, podcast community, Tuesday podcast, share like an STD, podcast discovery, women over 30

Episode 26 - Killing Wasps, Mexico Panic, Country Home Wreckers & Jars of Farts #storytime

Episode 26 of Feral Wisdom is exactly what you didn't know you needed. This week, we are back with another unhinged collection of stories and hot takes — including a sardine situation that got way out of hand, a very drunk Canadian's cartel encounter in Mexico (complete with a DIY prison shank made from a toothbrush). A TikTok sex worker who turned three cans of beans into $3,000 worth of jarred farts, the nun podcast you never knew existed, the secret lives of Mormon wives (spoiler: not that Mormon). and a deep dive into Theo Von, Ella Langley, and Riley Green's love triangle. No topic is off limits, nothing is too weird, and somehow it all makes sense. Grab a drink and buckle up. #podcast #ellalangley #thoevon #rileygreen #country #cartel #shanegillis #girls #women #mexico #nashville #bees #nuns #allergies #pennicillin feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, comedy podcast, women podcast, canadian podcast, two girls podcast, unfiltered podcast, funny podcast, humor, storytelling podcast, pop culture podcast, reality tv, secret lives of mormon wives, theo von, ella langley, riley green, country music, tiktok drama, viral tiktok, sex worker tiktok, sammi tiktok, nun podcast, yes sister, nuns, religion, calamari, sardines, purse stories, gross humor, dark humor, relatable humor, bees vs wasps, cartel story, mexico vacation, drunk stories, prison shank, fart jokes, fart jars, dirty underwear, parasocial relationships, owen wilson, napoleon dynamite, busboy movie, david spade, shane gillis, love on the spectrum, throuple, penicillin history, igor allergy season, expiration dates