Flower Gate, Speakeasies & Scars We Never Had - EP 29

Ep. 33 — Happy Father's Day: Dad Jokes, Creepy School Dads & Michael Jackson's Netflix Doc

It's the Father's Day episode and we're fully in character — jorts, golf gear, Happy Dad hard seltzers, and zero shame. Sam got sniped for her number at school pickup (yikes), Justine nearly got jump-scared in a parking lot, and somehow we end up deep in the Michael Jackson Netflix documentary and a rabbit hole about a guy who hits his face with a hammer for jawline gains. We also share the best dad advice from Reddit, try resetting our nervous systems with a 40-second tongue-out exercise, and shout out our OG Feral Freaks. Cheers to the good dads — you know who you are. 🧢 Grab one of only 20 limited-edition Feral Wisdom trucker hats, handmade by North Star Ink (@northstar_ink) 00:00 Intro & Dad Costumes Reveal02:30 Sam Got Sniped for Her Number at School Pickup08:00 Justine's Parking Lot Jump Scare12:00 Dad Jokes & Groaner Roundup18:00 Best Dad Advice from Reddit26:00 40-Second Tongue Reset Challenge30:00 Bottle to Throttle & Dad Maxing Explained34:00 Clavicular & the Hammer Face Guy40:00 The Michael Jackson Netflix Documentary48:00 Outdoor Therapy & Golf Simulator Counseling52:00 North Star Ink Hat Collab Shoutout54:00 Outro & Cheers to the Good Dads feral wisdom podcast, father's day podcast, dad jokes, podcast for women, comedy podcast, parenting podcast, mom podcast, funny podcast, Canadian podcast, dad episode, school pickup stories, Reddit dad advice, Michael Jackson Netflix documentary, men's mental health, June mental health awareness, nervous system reset, dad humor, jorts, thrifting, Talize, Happy Dad seltzer, golf podcast, Bob Lazar Area 51, looks maxing, Clavicular, manosphere, feral freaks, North Star Ink, custom trucker hats, leather patch hats, Langley BC, outdoor therapy, golf simulator therapy, unconventional therapy, men's therapy, father's day special, funny women podcast, friendship podcast, podcast episode 33, YouTube podcast, Spotify podcast, long form podcast, parenting humor, mom humor, dad culture, dad maxing, bottle to throttle, Trevor Linden, Messi FIFA, podcast Canada

My Family Joined a Cult in New Zealand (and There's a Documentary) | Feral Wisdom Ep. 32

We finally got the equipment working (after 3 hours of chaos) and we had A LOT to cover. This week on Feral Wisdom: 🐾 Our most chaotic setup yet — nothing worked, we don't care🕵️ Justine reveals she has family living in a cult in New Zealand — and there's a documentary⚰️ The Coffin Crasher business idea: get paid $500 to cry at a stranger's funeral and leave in a limo☕ Our 90s hip hop ice coffee van startup pitch💊 An honest conversation about mental health, medication, and the loneliness spiral Listen wherever you get podcasts. Timeline: 0:00 – Intro & 3 hours of technical chaos 5:46 – Family in a cult reveal 7:24 – What even is the legal definition of a cult? 11:03 – The Coffin Crasher business idea 16:60 – Ice coffee van that bumps 90s hip hop 25:54 – Mental health check-in & starting medication 30:12 – Celebrity sex tapes: why don't they exist anymore? 35:56 – AI data centers explained (kind of) 44:29 – Outro female comedy podcast, womens podcast, women’s podcast, podcast for women, female comedy podcasts, womens humor podcast, women comedy podcast, moms, canadian, best friends, feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, podcast, canadian podcast, women podcast, comedy podcast, true crime podcast, cult documentary, cult survivor, cult stories, new zealand cult, gloria vale, family cult, coffin crasher, funeral crasher, funny business ideas, weird business ideas, ice coffee van, mental health podcast, mental health awareness, depression medication, anxiety podcast, antidepressants, men's mental health, celebrity sex tapes, kim kardashian, AI data centers, nvidia stock, robot vacuum, roomba fail, willie pickton, true crime canada, vancouver podcast, podcast highlights, podcast clips, best podcast moments, funny podcast moments, relatable podcast, girls podcast, best friends podcast, two girls podcast, chaotic podcast, podcast 2024, podcast 2025, feral wisdom ep 32, episode 32, podcast timestamps, youtube podcast, full episode podcast

Ep. 31 – Larry Was a Pimp, Robot Dicks & Hysterectomy Podcasting (Live from The Fox's Reach)

We're back, freaks! Episode 31 of Feral Wisdom Podcast is LIVE and we recorded it IN A BAR — The Fox's Reach on 203rd Street in Maple Ridge. Yes, we are feral. Yes, we are free. No, we are not sorry. This week we're joined by Bridget - Co-Owner of The Reach Pub, mother, wife, hoarder of siblings and lover of everyone, (unless you're unkind - AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. A surprise appearance by Larry (a local retired pimp, apparently), Burt Reynolds (not that one), and a rotating cast of absolute characters while we taste test cocktails, debate whether you can fight six little people, spiral into a conversation about strawberry chemicals, adoption stories that'll give you goosebumps, and someone admits they started a podcast while recovering from a hysterectomy. Oh, and our camera died for 10 minutes. We kept recording anyway. That's the energy. 🍹 Drinks were consumed. 🦀 Seafood croissants were eaten. 🎤 Chaos was had. New episodes every week. Subscribe so you never miss a feral moment. 📍 Recorded LIVE at The Fox's Reach — Maple Ridge, BC 🎙️ Hosted by the Feral Wives of Maple Ridge 📲 Follow us on YouTube & Spotify female comedy podcast, womens podcast, women’s podcast, podcast for women, female comedy podcasts, womens humor podcast, women comedy podcast, feral wisdom podcast, feral wives podcast, women podcast canada, maple ridge podcast, funny women podcast, podcast recorded at bar, bar podcast, fox's reach maple ridge, canadian podcast, comedy podcast women, moms who podcast, unfiltered women podcast, real talk podcast, parenting podcast funny, chaotic podcast, podcast 2024, funny podcast episodes, viral podcast moments, podcast highlights, women over 40 podcast, divorce podcast, adoption story podcast, strawberry chemicals, erin brockovich vibes, podcast recorded live, bar talk podcast, cocktail tasting podcast, larry the bartender, jager bomb, seafood croissant, women talking podcast, feral freaks, hysterectomy podcast, real women podcast, unscripted podcast, podcast chaos, funny conversation women, girls night podcast, pub podcast, women drinking podcast, podcast british columbia, bc podcast, podcast maple ridge bc, funny moms podcast, parenting real talk, women being feral, no filter podcast, viral podcast clip, podcast episode 31, feral wisdom ep 31 Chapters: 0:00 Welcome to The Fox's Reach — We're recording in a bar 2:20 Scientology is a religion? A debate begins 5:54 "I evolved like a Pokémon — I have my necks" 9:00 Going out with old friends & the kids-at-restaurants rant 14:10 Underage drinking debates & parenting philosophy 22:30 The adoption story that will give you actual goosebumps 30:30 Strawberries are sprayed with what?? (Erin Brockovich energy) 33:30 "Please hold — bathroom break" (we really did this) 37:30 Larry enters the chat — bartender, legend, alleged former pimp 42:00 Cocktail taste test & "The Finest Alcohols in the World" 45:00 Can you fight six little people? A serious debate 50:00 Jäger bomb diplomacy with Burt Reynolds 52:30 The seafood croissant crab arrives 55:00 Camera dies. We keep recording. Audio only era begins 1:00:10 Camera's back! Picking up where we left off 1:04:06 See you next week, freaks

Bubbles, UFO's, Spencer Pratt, Formula 1 & Eggplant Parmesan | Ep. 30

Episode 30 of Feral Wisdom is here and we celebrated with bubbles. On today's episode: the US government releases classified UFO documents and we go full conspiracy — including a real-life alien encounter, hybrid humans, and blood type theories. We also debut our official unsolicited photo rating system with a full panel of judges, explore the word "chalant," talk Spencer Pratt's mayoral run, a disturbing Netflix documentary (The Crash), Formula 1 and McLaren, free tacos on a for-sale sign, vintage gaming nostalgia, and a harrowing C-section experience. Chaotic, unfiltered, and somehow educational. New episodes every Tuesday. #podcast #bestfriend #momlife #funny #feral Timeline * 0:00 – Intro & Baylen Dupree appreciation * 0:41 – Welcome to Episode 30 / cheers with Physiotherapy Blanc sparkling wine * 3:00 – Technical difficulties & government grants for podcasts * 4:30 – Wine review: Physiotherapy Blanc * 7:00 – Free tacos with purchase of home — creative realtor marketing * 11:00 – What's new: flu weekend, guilt-free bed rest, and The Boys * 15:30 – Gamer boyfriends rant / vintage Nintendo & Donkey Kong * 19:00 – The Mandalorian & Star Wars chat * 22:00 – Band-Aid / Achilles blister saga from a James Bond event * 24:30 – UFO files released by US government — classified documents revealed * 28:00 – 4 types of aliens, reptilians, and the grays explained * 32:00 – Firsthand UFO encounter story in Maple Ridge, 2012 * 35:00 – Bethenny Frankel's "designer handbags" & NJ coast sightings * 37:00 – Miami Mall alien incident & 150 police cars * 40:00 – Men in Black, alien hybrids, and "I'm built different" * 44:00 – Blood types, Rh negative shots, and alien DNA theories * 50:00 – Amniocentesis, epidurals, and C-section horror story * 57:00 – Advice for moms / honoring all birth experiences * 59:00 – Spencer Pratt running for LA mayor * 64:00 – Arnold Schwarzenegger as California governor / pollen season chaos * 67:00 – The Crash Netflix documentary — no brakes, 100 mph, two deaths * 75:00 – Alien hybrid blood type theory continued * 80:00 – Chalant vs. nonchalant — what does it actually mean? * 87:00 – Formula 1, McLaren, and the Montreal Grand Prix * 90:00 – Lewis Hamilton, Ferrari, and GTA jokes * 93:00 – Mail-order bride research update / eggplant parmesan segment preview * 97:00 – Unsolicited photo panel rating system debut * 103:00 – Ponytail-puller ball-kneeing revenge story rated in full * 108:00 – Imposter syndrome / talking over each other apology * 112:00 – Editing the podcast & personal growth reflection * 118:00 – ECE worker wage cut after getting licensed / government funding scam * 122:00 – Minnesota Learing Center fraud / Nick Shirley TikTok * 127:00 – GoFundMe for the Mystery Machine / Pink Panther theme * 128:00 – Ridge Bins Disposal sponsor read + Lil Jon remix * 130:00 – Word of the day: chalant. Goodbye! #funny #satire #aliens #wordoftheday #momlife female comedy podcast, womens podcast, women’s podcast, podcast for women, female comedy podcasts, womens humor podcast, women comedy podcast, feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, podcast episode 30, UFO files released, government UFO documents, alien disclosure 2025, classified alien files, UFO encounter story, alien hybrids, reptilian aliens, the grays aliens, blood type aliens, Rh negative blood, UFO sighting maple ridge, bethenny frankel UFOs, miami mall aliens, men in black, Spencer Pratt LA mayor, formula one podcast, McLaren F1, Montreal Grand Prix, the crash netflix documentary, car crash documentary, Mandalorian movie, star wars podcast, vintage nintendo, donkey kong nostalgia, mario kart, gamer boyfriend rant, physiotherapy blanc wine, sparkling wine review, Okanagan wine, free tacos house for sale, C-section horror story, epidural stories, Rh shot pregnancy, amniocentesis, unsolicited photos rating, dick pic rating system, ponytail puller revenge, ECE worker wage cut, childcare government fraud, Nick Shirley TikTok, chalant vs nonchalant, women podcast Canada, BC podcast, comedy podcast women

Flower Gate, Speakeasies & Scars We Never Had - EP 29

Pull up a chair and pour yourself something rosé, because Episode 29 of Feral Wisdom is here and it's an absolute ride. We kick things off with a wine spill and a sobriety check (at 4:30 PM, sober as saints), then spiral into a full recap of a very fancy Friday night — James Bond orchestra at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre, a James Bond girl dress from Facebook Marketplace, and an unexpected visit to the coolest speakeasy in Vancouver, Bagheera. You're going to want to add it to your list immediately. Then there's Flower Gate 2026. Yes, someone stole flowers from a winery. Yes, they returned them the next morning. The server's reaction? Priceless. We get into the wild world of dating — prison pen pals, sugar daddies, findom (look it up), and whether any of us are truly above walking on a treadmill for money. Spoiler: we're not sure. There's a cat-on-the-roof rescue mission at 4:30 AM, a naked mouse-hockey-stick standoff on a busy street, and a full cast update on Jersey Shore Family Vacation — Sammy's pregnant, Angelina might be pregnant, and Vinny's doing stand-up in New York. And we end on something that might actually change how you see yourself — a mind-bending psychology experiment about the scars we carry that no one else can see. Come for the chaos. Stay for the wisdom. It's feral out here. 🎙️ New episodes every week | Like, subscribe & share 📺 Watch on YouTube | 🎧 Listen on Spotify & Apple Podcasts Timeline 0:00 Intro – Spilling wine, tasting Red Rooster rosé 1:27 - Pulled over for a random sobriety check 4:00 - Weekend recap – James Bond Orchestra night at Queen Elizabeth Theatre 6:13 - Discovering Bagheera speakeasy (the cool horse racing storefront bar) 14:37 - Dress from Facebook Marketplace / local Maple Ridge seller 17:31 - Cat on the roof – 4:30 AM rescue with Chase and a ladder 20:52 - The naked mouse-hockey-stick incident 22:38 - Kevin Hart Roast discussion (Shane Gillis, Lizzo, Chelsea Handler, Pete Davidson) 24:34 - Prison pen pals / dating apps deep dive 25:32 - Sugar daddies, findom (financial domination), and treadmill topless content 37:45 - Riley Green / The Voice / Gavin Adcock 39:44.- Zach Bryan "Keebler Elf" fence fight story 48:10 - Flower Gate 2026 – Samantha steals (then returns) flowers from a winery event 51:43 - Ryan Reynolds burning down his elementary school 53:33 - Deadpool / Marvel chat 55:46 - Paulie D's hairline / Stagecoach cowboy hat 57:04 - Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season finale recap – Sammy pregnant, Angelina pregnant, Vinny in NYC 1:04:01 - JWoww, Snooki, Mike The Situation full cast update 1:08:15 - Roosters Cabaret topless bull riding / JWoww Halloween costume 1:10:19 - Shout-out – Macraekingpower.com (electrical company) 1:12:25 - Red Rooster rosé final rating – 10/10 1:13:42 - Dueling pianos in Okanagan dream 1:15:28 - Expectation bias / the scar study (Dartmouth psychology experiment by Robert Cleck) 1:22:09 - Body dysmorphia, meth makeup, and post-surgery mirror moment 1:24:11 - The hematoma surgery story (COVID hospital stay, six days alone) 1:27:52 - Outro – "Share us like your favorite STD. See you next Tuesday." female comedy podcast, womens podcast, women’s podcast, podcast for women, female comedy podcasts, womens humor podcast, women comedy podcast, feral wisdom podcast, feral wisdom, podcast, comedy podcast, women podcast, girl talk podcast, Canadian podcast, Vancouver podcast, BC podcast, lifestyle podcast, relationships podcast, dating podcast, sugar daddy, findom, financial domination, prison pen pals, dating apps, tinder, Jersey Shore, jersey shore family vacation, speakeasy Vancouver, Bagheera Vancouver, red rooster rose, okanagan wine, wine podcast, rosé wine, flower heist, flower gate, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Reynolds school fire, expectation bias, psychology experiment, scar study, Dartmouth psychology, body dysmorphia, James Bond orchestra, Queen Elizabeth Theatre Vancouver, dueling pianos, Kevin Hart roast, Shane Gillis, feral women podcast