hey squirrels

30 minute squirrel guided meditation

take a deep breath and join us for a peacefully hilarious squirrel meditation. this week you’ll travel through the mystical forest, eat acorns, swim with your sister, and even attended a princess themed “nut-luck”. p.s. do you feel relaxed?

our eras tour

we’ve had a lot of eras, would you join the ticket master battle to see us on tour? this week is all about every single period of our history. join us as we talk about babyhood, star wars, separation anxiety, crazy games an even crazier fashion choices! p.s. if you had to choose one, which thomas sister era would you become friends with?

crashing out over kit conners bicep

have you ever been so obsessed you feel sick? we have! this week is all about new york city and our celebrity obsessions. join us as we talk about broadway, post concert depression, internet cleanses, and our favorite rat, ricky gormet. p.s. is this normal?

we feel the irritability in our heads

do you ever look at your sister and just want to strangle her? this episode we are feeling irritable and ready to fight. join us as we talk about funny stories from our week, lilah’s pizza baby toy, hazel’s leg hair obsession, and the goodwill bins. p.s. does lilah have ADHD?

this has to be a prank (where is susan b anthony?!)

we’re depressed and grieving. this week we are saying goodbye to our rights and our tiktok edits. join us as we talk (and sob) about tiktok “going dark”, susan b anthony, and trump taking office. p.s. kamala harris if you see this please come give us a hug