Hindsight is Horrifying

Darth Jader would like to officially apologize, first and foremost. Her husband shot an M240B while he was in the infantry. She got the portion about the Stryker right and she cooks most of the time at home, so Josh forgives her, and Arnold Schwarzenegger would, too.  In the meantime… Can YOU make the Predator noise? We didn’t think so, but neither can we. *WAH WAH* In this movie, which is not Predator, Arnold, appearing as Arnold, gets his privacy disturbed whilst single-handedly transporting a tree with MUSCLES ALONE. We’re pretty sure that even the Brawny Man couldn’t pull that off.  Normally, Dan Hedaya is the dad in every movie that ever existed. In this movie, he’s redonkulously Latin American. Just go with it.  The important questions are…would you let Arnold help you with your homework? Would he even help you if you weren’t a housekeeper?  At any rate, this movie does have a story at some point, we’re just not sure what it is. At its core, this film is an action movie with some soft-core dad rescue porn. Intrigued? You should be! Join your beloved podcasters and their guest, Alex, for the 1980s nonsensical thrill-ride that is Commando! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Women will NEVER be obsolete! Who do you think is writing these show notes?!? AI attempted to take over for a moment, but Darth Jader is back now. You’re welcome.   First, what would your gang name be? The Robin Williams? The Gene Wilders? Or would you be a troupe of true badasses and be The Warriors?   Second, which other gang, based on their name alone, would you beat up first? There are so many options in this film that the selections become tiresome.    Hang tight, because all the gangs are mad at the one gang for not committing a crime that definitely happened.   Now that Darth is back, Jason’s gonna die out of pure spite. He said so himself.   Confused? You should be!   Let’s tune into a radio that no longer exists and bop it through this episode together! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Saddle up for a special episode of Hindsight is Horrifying as we dive into the iconic Western classic Tombstone (1993), starring Kurt Russell, Sam Elliott, and the legendary Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday. We picked this film in memory of Kilmer, whose unforgettable performance has cemented him as a fan favorite in this genre-defining movie. Longtime fans Jason and Adam revisit their love for this action-packed tale of Wyatt Earp and the shootout at the O.K. Corral, sharing nostalgic memories and breaking down the film’s epic moments, quotable one-liners, and stellar ensemble cast. Meanwhile, Darth experiences Tombstone for the very first time. Will she be as blown away by Kilmer’s “incandescent” portrayal as the rest of us? Tune in to find out! Expect laughs, hot takes, and plenty of retro movie love as we honor one of the greatest Westerns ever made. What’s your favorite Tombstone moment? ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Dive into the chaotic brilliance of Suicide Kings with Hindsight is Horrifying! This 1997 crime-thriller gem, packed with Christopher Walken’s unhinged energy and a wild ensemble, gets the full treatment. Jason’s been a fan since his college days, raving about Walken’s iconic finger scene and the twisty plot. Adam and Darth, seeing it for the first time, are floored by the mix of dark humor, mob drama, and ‘90s nostalgia. Join us for laughs, hot takes, and debates as we unravel the kidnapping caper, Denis Leary’s snark, and that unforgettable ending. Is Suicide Kings a hidden classic or gloriously unhinged? Watch to find out! What’s the wildest ‘90s thriller you’ve seen? Spill in the comments! Subscribe for weekly retro movie deep-dives: https://shorturl.at/MlICJ Listen on Spotify: https://shorturl.at/dANXR Follow us on X: https://x.com/HindsightOnX ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Dive into the world of David Lynch’s Blue Velvet with Hindsight is Horrifying! In this episode, Darth watches the 1986 cult classic for the first time and is blown away by its surreal darkness. Adam takes us back to his Blockbuster rental days, sharing how this film haunted him in the ‘90s. Jason, our Lynch superfan, unpacks the mystery of the severed ear, Frank’s unhinged chaos, and that eerie Roy Orbison vibe. Expect laughs, hot takes, and mind-bending discussions as we explore why Blue Velvet still captivates. Perfect for Lynch fans, horror buffs, or anyone craving a wild movie podcast! ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.