HOLD THE DECORUM

Screen time in the nursing home

This week we're talking putting Hilary Duff back on the map, Uggs with heels, wtf do athletes carry in their bag, our wish lists, the Wayfair scandal, and so much more. Expression of the week: three sheets to the wind

Let's go Blue Gays!

This week we're talking men celebrating, the Louvre heist, Kyle updates us on the tween drama, reality tv being inhumane, phone peeping, the Clarisonic, credit card scammers, recently used emojis and so much more.

Celebrities trying to make a buck

This week we're talking the Rapture, a Laneige class action, Lisa Barlow, Craig Conover being a slug, noise cancelling being a public safety issue, peeing your panties and so much more. Expression of the week: Them's the brakes

Kids these days

This week we're talking Mount Rushmore (again), Crumbl CEO, kids birthday parties, the phonetic alphabet, Cardi b and so much more. Expression of the week: All my eye and Betty Martin

Momma I'm fuku'd

This week we're talking performative outfits, date horror stores, wedding speeches, locking up Larsa Pippen's injector, Mount Rushmore 2.0 and so much more. Expression of the week: Hoist with his own petard