Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Lucy

Episode 22: Lucy What if unlocking 100% of your brain still couldn’t unlock a better storyline? This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we plug into Lucy—the film that asked “what if humans used more of their brain?” and then immediately used none of it to explain the plot. From disappearing stakes to a finale that turns into a cosmic USB drive, we break down how a high-concept sci-fi thriller somehow outran its own logic at superhuman speed. We keep the slick style, the wild ambition, but we add the heart and rebuild the story with actual tension, clearer rules, and a protagonist whose journey makes sense. If you’ve ever wondered how Lucy could go from “wait…what?” to “oh wow, that works,” this is the episode for you.

From the World of John Wick: Ballerina

Episode 21: From the World of John Wick: Ballerina In a world where assassins have better posture than most of us, Ballerina pirouettes into the John Wick universe with grace, grit, and a blood soaked body count. This week, we lace up our pointe shoes and step into the chaos to break down what works, what wobbles, and what completely faceplants. We dig into the film’s story, characters, and action (and there was a lot of it) to ask the big question: does this spin-off stick the landing, or does it miss the mark by a mile? Along the way, we pitch our fixes, sharpen the stakes, and maybe add a little more kick to the choreography (both literal and narrative). If you’ve ever wondered how to make a revenge thriller hit as hard as a Wick headshot, this episode is for you. Join us as we try to turn Ballerina into a performance worthy of a standing ovation… or at least fewer confused looks from the audience.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Episode 20: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter What if the 16th President didn’t just free the slaves—but also staked the undead? In this blood-soaked and bizarre episode of I Can Fix Your Movie, we sink our teeth into Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, the genre-blending spectacle that dares to ask: “What if history had more axe wielding presidents and fewer facts?” Join us as we dissect the film’s ambitious premise, celebrate its over-the-top action, and tackle the narrative missteps that kept it from becoming a true cult classic. From sharpening Lincoln’s emotional arc to reworking the villainous vampire conspiracy, we pitch bold, cinematic fixes that could transform this presidential power fantasy into a legendary blockbuster. Whether you’re a fan of alternative history, vampire lore, or just love seeing movies reimagined, this episode is one you won’t want to miss. Grab your top hat and silver-tipped axe—it’s time to fix history.

Mercy

Episode 19: Mercy This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we dive into Mercy (2026)—a film packed with emotional stakes, moral dilemmas, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting… but not always coherent. Beneath its intense premise lies a story that almost lands a powerful message about justice, sacrifice, and what it truly means to show mercy—but “almost” is kind of our thing. We break down what the film gets right (because there’s definitely some good in here), where it stumbles, and how a few key changes could transform it into something unforgettable. From tightening character motivations to reworking pivotal moments that should hit harder, we roll up our sleeves and do what we do best—fix the story without losing its heart. If you’ve seen Mercy, get ready to rethink it. If you haven’t, we’ll make you wish this was the version you got.

Anaconda (2025)

Episode 18: Anaconda (2025) This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we slither into the jungle with the 2025 reimagining of Anaconda—a film that had all the right ingredients for a pulse-pounding survival thriller but somehow drowns. With a stacked cast, updated visuals, and a chance to reinvent a cult creature feature, this version aimed higher—but did it actually squeeze the tension tight enough? Or did it let the story slip away? Join us as we break down where the film coils up nicely and where it completely constricts its own potential. From character choices that don’t quite track to missed opportunities for real suspense, we dig into what went wrong—and more importantly, how we’d fix it. If you love creature features, chaotic jungle adventures, or just watching us wrestle a movie back into shape, this is one episode you don’t want to miss.