I Can Fix Your Movie

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Episode 20: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter What if the 16th President didn’t just free the slaves—but also staked the undead? In this blood-soaked and bizarre episode of I Can Fix Your Movie, we sink our teeth into Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, the genre-blending spectacle that dares to ask: “What if history had more axe wielding presidents and fewer facts?” Join us as we dissect the film’s ambitious premise, celebrate its over-the-top action, and tackle the narrative missteps that kept it from becoming a true cult classic. From sharpening Lincoln’s emotional arc to reworking the villainous vampire conspiracy, we pitch bold, cinematic fixes that could transform this presidential power fantasy into a legendary blockbuster. Whether you’re a fan of alternative history, vampire lore, or just love seeing movies reimagined, this episode is one you won’t want to miss. Grab your top hat and silver-tipped axe—it’s time to fix history.

Mercy

Episode 19: Mercy This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we dive into Mercy (2026)—a film packed with emotional stakes, moral dilemmas, and just enough chaos to keep things interesting… but not always coherent. Beneath its intense premise lies a story that almost lands a powerful message about justice, sacrifice, and what it truly means to show mercy—but “almost” is kind of our thing. We break down what the film gets right (because there’s definitely some good in here), where it stumbles, and how a few key changes could transform it into something unforgettable. From tightening character motivations to reworking pivotal moments that should hit harder, we roll up our sleeves and do what we do best—fix the story without losing its heart. If you’ve seen Mercy, get ready to rethink it. If you haven’t, we’ll make you wish this was the version you got.

Anaconda (2025)

Episode 18: Anaconda (2025) This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we slither into the jungle with the 2025 reimagining of Anaconda—a film that had all the right ingredients for a pulse-pounding survival thriller but somehow drowns. With a stacked cast, updated visuals, and a chance to reinvent a cult creature feature, this version aimed higher—but did it actually squeeze the tension tight enough? Or did it let the story slip away? Join us as we break down where the film coils up nicely and where it completely constricts its own potential. From character choices that don’t quite track to missed opportunities for real suspense, we dig into what went wrong—and more importantly, how we’d fix it. If you love creature features, chaotic jungle adventures, or just watching us wrestle a movie back into shape, this is one episode you don’t want to miss.

Shazam!

Episode 17: Shazam! What if getting the powers of a god still wasn’t enough to fix your movie? This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we grab the wizard’s staff, yell “Shazam!” way too many times, and try to figure out how a film about a kid-turned-superhero somehow forgot to have a super powered storyline. The charm is there, the jokes (mostly) land—but we saw some serious missed opportunities hiding in plain sight. So we ask the real questions: What if the emotional beats hit harder than a lightning bolt? And what if the final act didn’t feel like it needed a magical rewrite… but got one anyway? Or… Why does the younger Shazam feel older than the grown up version? We break it all down, rebuild it from the ground up, and pitch the version of Shazam! that could’ve truly been super. Say my name… and hit play.

Zootopia 2

Episode 16: Zootopia 2 This week on I Can Fix Your Movie, we return to the bustling, animal-filled metropolis of Zootopia—only this time, something feels... off. With high expectations following the original’s sharp storytelling and heartfelt themes, Zootopia 2 swings big but stumbles in all the wrong places. Join us as we dig into where the sequel loses its footing—from muddled character arcs and missed emotional payoffs to a story that struggles to recapture the magic of Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde’s original journey. Was it a case of sequel overload, or just a story that needed a stronger point of view? We break it all down, spotlight the biggest issues, and pitch how this follow-up could have been something truly wild.