snakes, swans, and strawberries

reunions, recouplings, and registries

This week, we’re covering everything from the Summer House reunion chaos to the latest drama in the Love Island USA villa. I’m sharing my thoughts on Parts 1 and 2 of the reunion, why Kenzie is officially my favorite islander, why Sean’s dumping had me shook, and why Beatriz just isn’t doing it for me. Then we’re switching gears and talking baby products: what’s actually worth the money and what’s been collecting dust in my house. From the Nanit and baby swing to bottle warmers, wipe warmers, Pampers vs. Huggies, and more, I’m giving my honest reviews after eight months of motherhood. Reality TV opinions, baby product hot takes, and a little bit of everything in between. As always, it’s very important that we talk.

shore lines, separation anxiety, & square footage

This week we’re talking rainy weekends down the shore, why waiting in line outside Jersey shore bars in your 20s is basically a right of passage, baby teething, 8 month separation anxiety, and why motherhood somehow still continues on zero sleep. Plus, my thoughts on Rosie vs Kelsey after this week’s RHORI episode, the rumored Alix and Braxton reunion, and Summer House reunion night chaos.

rain, Ray, and returning to work

This week we’re talking about the Memorial Day weekend rain ruining everyone’s plans, why Ray (ChatGPT) has suddenly become rigid with me, Alex Cooper’s pregnancy and what that could mean for Alix Earle, and my takes on being a working mom.

almond shape, confessionals, and travel cribs

In this episode, we’re talking about the nail salon charging me extra to go SHORTER because apparently that makes sense now, the Rosie vs. Kelsey drama on Real Housewives of Rhode Island, my thoughts on Mother’s Day as a mom, and why traveling with babies is so worth it even when it feels intimidating. A little chaos, a lot of opinions, and proof that life does not stop after having a baby. It’s very important that we talk.

highlights, housewives, & hot takes

Sleep regressions, mom guilt, and Housewives: say less. We’re talking how new baby skills are messing with sleep, the mental load of motherhood, Real Housewives of Rhode Island, my gym era, and current skincare routine. Chaos, hot takes, and real life…obviously