Literally No One Cares

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service... Animals?

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2420331/open_sms] In this episode of Literally No One Cares, Jay returns from his hiatus (and a minor legal scuffle) to deliver a full-blown travel saga featuring service dog drama, three levels of airline management gaslighting, and one flight attendant named Susan who clearly woke up and chose violence. Joined by longtime friend Renae, the two spiral into tales of shoeless passengers, onion sandwiches, and unsolicited soda spray — all while questioning if airlines are okay and whether shame should make a national comeback. Buckle up (if your seatbelt works), because this one hits turbulence early and never recovers.

Unrelatable! (w/Kristin Hermosillo)

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2420331/open_sms] In this episode, Jay and Kristin share personal anecdotes ranging from parenting mishaps to a concussion incident. They discuss their recent experiences in Washington, D.C., including visits to museums and the Super Bowl. The conversation also touches on the complexities of tipping culture in the service industry and concludes with reflections on the Super Bowl halftime show. In this engaging conversation, Jay and Kristin explore various themes, from the disappointment of a halftime show lacking energy to the unique experience of dining with strangers. They discuss the importance of social connections and community building, share personal anecdotes about navigating friendships, and delve into the recent controversy surrounding Duolingo's mascot. The conversation takes a serious turn as they address health scares related to reality TV personalities, highlighting the intersection of entertainment and real-life challenges.

Amateur Adulting (w/Kristin Hermosillo)

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2420331/open_sms] In this conversation, Jay and Kristin share personal updates, including birthday celebrations and travel experiences in New York City. Kristin also reflects on a recent work trip to the Bahamas, balancing business with leisure. The discussion shifts to financial planning, with Kristin stressing the importance of personalized advice at different life stages. The conversation covers various topics such as financial literacy, the emotional impact of natural disasters, and the motivations behind celebrity philanthropy. They discuss the complexities of public acts of kindness and celebrity influence on art. Finally, they explore the blurred lines in court cases, conspiracy theories about gifted education, and dynamics within reality TV, particularly 'The Real Housewives.'

Is That A Comb In Your Pocket? (w/Clark Gordon)

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2420331/open_sms] In this episode of 'Literally No One Cares', host Jay discusses the challenges of balding and self-acceptance with guest Clark Gordon, and dives into conspiracy theories surrounding current events. Jay and Clark delve into the dynamics of reality TV, exploring the egos of participants and the allure of fame. They discuss the nature of gossip within social circles, the importance of trust in friendships, and the nuances of tipping etiquette. The conversation also touches on travel experiences, particularly with budget airlines, and the social responsibilities that come with dining out.

Taco Bell, are you there? It's me Jay (w/ Brooke Ochsner)

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2420331/open_sms] Have you ever bonded with someone over a mutual love for Taco Bell and quirky dating app stories? That's exactly what happened when Jay joined forces with Brooke in the launch of "Literally No One Cares." With Brooke's fresh take on pop culture and my own musings, we navigate the oddities of age representation on dating platforms, touch on the Halloweekend, and discuss our obsession for Chappell Roan . You’ll also (sort of) meet Producer Lindsay, the unsung hero behind the scenes who ensures our chatter stays on course, especially when teasing future tales of dating app escapades.