Moral Of The Story

It’s only one of the most important reality shows of China in the past year. 45 actors, influencers, interns, and film students will be gathered in one place to - act - till they’re the last ones standing.    It’s like a speed run to get an Oscar and quite literally their entire careers are on the line.    They will be acting out improvised “scenes” in front of 4 legends in the industry who will become their mentors during this journey.  But instead of racing to the top of the film industry - they are racing to the top of becoming a nationwide meme.    With comments reading -    “This is not an acting show. This is a live mental institution and it’s testing the 4 judge’s mental stamina.”   Some comments are begging for the show to “free” the judges so that they can go back to living peacefully. Because this might be the messiest show in existence.

30 Korean bachelors compete to find the perfect wife. They will do anything to get married except…   Lift heavy things. Date someone who is not motherly. Date someone who is not naturally beautiful. Date someone who doesn’t support their high risk low reward cryptocurrency investment.   And what do they bring to the table?   A body shaped like a fridge.

30 Korean bachelors compete to find the perfect wife. They will do anything to get married except…   Lift heavy things. Date someone who is not motherly. Date someone who is not naturally beautiful. Date someone who doesn’t support their high risk low reward cryptocurrency investment.   And what do they bring to the table?   A body shaped like a fridge.

“Are they siblings or dating?” It’s a question even the brightest philosophers cannot answer. One Chinese reality show decides to make every single person uncomfortable by bringing in a group of people to live in a mansion together for a month.    The premise is - everyone in the house has a sibling also present. You cannot tell anyone who your sibling is but you must proceed to go on dates with other people while you’re there.    A panel of judges will take a look at everyone’s interactions and question - wait that look that they just shared…. That can only be if they’re interested in each other right? But what if they’re siblings?   Question every relationship you know with the new siblings or dating show from China.

In the Chinese reality show - Lulu is not having a good time.    This is her third chance at love. The first time - a dominant CEO walks in through the bedroom door. Instead of sweeping Lulu off her feet - he starts ranting about how much he earns and how he takes advantage of his airline points…    The second chance at love; the door opens and in walks a man with a fascination with cultural appropriation, staring at Lulu in a way that makes her squirm.    But maybe a third time's the charm? Lulu is patiently waiting for the man of her dreams to walk in with his guitar but instead - she is face to face…with Donald Trump.    What is happening right now?