Moral Of The Story

The post starts circulating online - Himeka, one of the most desirable women in Japan was engaged??? She was the top hostess for a few years before retiring and this entire time she had been engaged??   Many fans feel confused and betrayed - but it does get worse.   Her ex-fiance is telling the world that she not only scammed him out of tens of millions of dollars but her entire public persona has been fake.   He shows before pictures from her plastic surgery. All the receipts from the money that he spent on her. The text messages that she was sending him - begging to be married.   He exposes it all. At first, people turn on the most desirable girl in Japan…   But it all backfires when all HIS dirty secrets start coming out.   Which has netizens questioning - which one is worse?   Are they perfect for each other?

It must be rigged. The finale is being live-streamed but netizens notice something odd. Even before the winner is announced, contestants are congratulating them.   When the hosts officially announce the winner - the “King of Singers” netizens are outraged. How did they win? They sucked all season.   This whole singing competition is rigged! But that’s not even the worst aspect. The worst part is how messy the entire show is. From being caught whispering about the results before they’re announced, shameless promotions, and blatant result rigging - this is the messiest reality show of 2024.

4 million people vanish overnight. Off of her followers list.   How does someone lose 4 million fans overnight? For being in a relationship? For being pregnant?   That’s what Chinese influencer, Z, believes. It’s not until she goes onto a forum to read about her new boyfriend’s really shady past that she gets why everyone unfollowed her.   The online fight between Z and her boyfriend will result in millions of followers being lost, millions of dollars being lost, never ending shoulder pads, and whitey tighty boxer shorts. Where netizens start playing an active role in deciding what happens to a famous influencer’s relationship.

Another athlete in China does a 90 degree bow online. This can only mean one thing. An apology.   What is she apologizing for? The usuals are: performance enhancing drug usage, former school bully, and even cheating on their partners once they gain fame.   But this case is very different. She is apologizing for being too hot. Too sexy.   This is what happens when a gymnast starts posting thirst traps online in China and how netizens are divided on how to feel about her.

In exactly 24 hours - this is everything she has done.   She threw eggs at all her roommates. Smashing the raw egg yolks all over their heads and the walls of their home.   She threw sharp nails all over the floors and staircase - trapping her roommates in the house with her.   She splashed all of them with boiling hot water from her kettle.   She rammed her car into the house over and over again until the entire garage was smashed in.   She lit 2 of their cars on fire and tried to kill all 3 of her roommates.   She’s only known them for 1 month… why is she trying to kill them?   A box of chocolates.   That’s why.   The good ones too - they’re Ferrero Rocher.