My Worst Audition

My Worst Audition, Episode 15 with guest Billy Beyrer

Actor/producer Billy Beyrer shares some stories from his UCB wrestling days (1:18) and shares the tale of the time he thought he blew an audition for Law & Order (12:07). Billy Beyrer is an actor/producer from Queens by way of Long Island who has performed up & down the east coast and appeared on several network & premium cable shows as well as regionally specific commercials throughout the years. He once got a WWE legend to do a show at UCB by beating him at rock/paper/scissors, has a tattoo of THE WORD on his body, and both Juliana Marguilis & Kathleen Turner have told him to go F himself on elevators. Billy has undergone multiple surgeries to repair a badly injured leg. If you're at all inclined to help him cover the high cost of getting his leg right so he can get back on his feet doing silly things (and be ambulatory enough to see his dad), please feel free to contribute here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/please-help-me-walk-again-and-see-my-dad?member=24458413&sharetype=teams&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

My Worst Audition, Episode 14 with guest Jeff Ayars

Actor/writer/director/producer Jeff Ayars (https://www.jeffayars.com/) brings a unique take this worst audition story because he actually turned his experience into a short film. Jeff even invited me to play the lead victim. Thanks Jeff! Jeff briefly touches on his first viral hit (and a personal favorite of mine), Canadian Sniper (2:25) before jumping into his worst audition story (4:28). I talk about my first time performing naked (11:57) and Jeff talks about getting close to doing the same. Jeff also shares how he got started as an actor and what his ideal career would be both from a performance and production perspective (18:07). Jeff Ayars is a filmmaker, actor and co-founder of the comedy duo Cannibal Milkshake (with Dan Mahboubian Rosen)—known for their sketches & parodies with over 100M views. You might have seen him as Bradley Cooper on Comedy Central, Captain America on Funny or Die, or snorting (fake?) coke as Finance-Bro Ryan Gosling in "New York New York Land."  He's also been on "real" TV, starring as Thomas Jefferson in a Super Bowl ad, and brought his punchable face to FBI: International as an Ivy-League villain of the week.  Jeff has directed a handful of web series, short films, and in 2019 produced & starred in his first feature: a horror called This Is Our Home on Amazon Prime. He’s currently in production on his second feature, Lady of the Lake.  In his corporate work for NBCUniversal, Jeff has directed spots for Bravo, produced promos for Blumhouse/Universal Pictures, and field-produced MSNBC stories from IMAX headquarters, Area 51 and the Pentagon.

My Worst Audition, Episode 13 with guest Greg Burke

Actor/director/producer Greg Burke briefly touches on his experience as the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup kid in those classic 1980s ads (4:15) before sharing his never-before-told story of quite possibly the rawest, cringiest audition story I have ever heard (5:25). He finishes up with some sincere most story catharsis (17:22), what "making it" as an actor would mean to him (24:15), what he'd be doing if he weren't in the entertainment biz (25:29), and Gary's idea for a Greg Burke TV series vehicle (26:34). Also, Mrs. Burke, please don't ever, ever listen to this episode. Greg Burke is an actor-writer-director-comedian-multihyphenate-enthusiast who performs sketch and improv comedy at the UCB Theater in NYC and LA. Greg has created and produced scripted streaming series for Broadway Video, Nerdist, Fox Digital, Katalyst Entertainment, Funny or Die and Cracked.com. And most impressively, the videos made by his sketch comedy group, Greg and Lou, have garnered over 50 million views online. Most recently, Greg appeared on TV in the CW’s “Crazy Ex-Girlfiend” and on TruTV’s “Adam Ruins Everything.”

My Worst Audition, Episode 12 with guest Robert Anthony Peters

Actor, producer, and think tank fellow Robert Anthony Peters (@robert3names) reminisces about the time his mom acted as his reader for a rather risqué self-tape audition (5:40). He also recalls the time he had to go very out of character for a Tower Records commercial audition where the director later described him as "a heavy metal Peter Pan" (9:45). And, of course, he shares the ridiculous Murphy's Law audition/performance saga of the part he eventually booked in the 2015 Michael Fassbender movie Steve Jobs (12:07). Finally, we finish it off with a plug for Robert's award-winning film Tank Man, a story about the famous protestor who stood up to the communist Chinese tanks in the June 4th, 1989 Tiananmen Square protests (www.tankmanfilm.com). See ya' in the camps. Robert Anthony Peters is a member of SAG-AFTRA and has been acting, producing, directing, and writing professionally in theater, film, voiceover, and more for over two decades. His most recognizable film acting roles are in The Pursuit of Happyness starring Will Smith and Steve Jobs starring Michael Fassbender. He writes and lectures internationally on the relationships between art, law, philosophy, and economics. He records audiobooks, is a policy advisor for the Heartland Institute, a fellow with the Archbridge Institute, and is chair of the board of the Fully Informed Jury Association. He also manages his family’s retail shipping store in Tucson, AZ. His film writing, directing, and producing debut “Tank Man” won the audience award at the Anthem Film Festival and can be found at https://tankmanfilm.com/

My Worst Audition, Episode 11 with guest Paige Jennifer Barr

Actor/producer/casting director Paige Jennifer Barr (https://paigejenniferbarr.com/) shares her tale of a $20,000 cruise audition gone wrong (7:05). She also shares a couple of stories from the casting director perspective including the time she gave some clueless advice to an actor in a commercial audition that resulted in a not-so-happy call from the actor's agent (11:00). Paige Jennifer Barr is an accomplished actor, sketch performer, writer and casting director living in New York City. She has performed at The UCB theatre, The PIT, The Laugh Factory, and many others. She was a performing and writing member of the feminist sketch comedy group “Women Aren't Funny" and a performer on the UCB improv team ”Bogus Sting.” Favorite acting projects include performing opposite Kristen Scott Thomas in “Sarah's Key” and opposite Edie Falco in “Nurse Jackie.” Other notable credits include shows like “The Blacklist,” “For Life,” and Law & Order: SVU [https://paigejenniferbarr.com/legit#7813d5f3-6e39-4a5a-b9b2-5f7c4151acf4] opposite Mariska Hargitay. Paige is also an accomplished comedy short filmmaker - writing, producing and acting in many of her own projects including the comedy web series ”Shoulda Swiped Left [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-EGsQo2KvTke82ckro6uUw/videos]”, She brought her solo show “Death, Dating and I Do” based on her experiences as a caregiver and then widow, from NYC to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2018, in 2019 to Boston and London and then when 2020 happened she pivoted to making short films. Her most recent work “The Mom and The Mom [https://youtu.be/k0hFcAGJkhc]” just premiered at the NY Chain Film festival. In her her spare time she volunteers for The Leukemia and Lymphoma Society.