The Mystery Boys Gape Your Fourth Eye | Mystery Boys w/ Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell

Mystery’s Boys Solve DeRosa’s Dad! | FILE_09 | Mystery Boys

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour [http://duncantrussell.com/tour] SPONSORS: * Head to http://Factormeals.com/mystery50off [http://Factormeals.com/mystery50off] and use code mystery50off to get 50% off. * Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code MYSTERY. Visit https://BlueChew.com [https://BlueChew.com] for more details and important safety information Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, comedian Ryan Long joins the boys for a deep dive into neuro-linguistic programming, Jehovah's Witnesses, false prophets, and whether the film industry itself is one giant psychological operation. The investigation quickly spirals into Terry Crews' alleged goon lore, Kabbalah, German filmmaker Uwe Boll, Bono, the Pope's wardrobe, Etsy witches, George Bush's wife's mysterious jar, and the hidden genius of J.J. Abrams. The mysteries only get stranger as the conversation expands into FLDS cults, consciousness transfer, the Franklin scandal, Cecil Rhodes, and a brand-new mysterious discovery that somehow ties everything together. Ryan attempts to keep up while Kurt and Duncan connect dots that probably weren't meant to be connected. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_009 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell [https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell] https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy [https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy] https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast [https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:05 - The Works of Mystery 00:01:59 - Ryan Long's Mys-Understanding 00:03:34 - Neuro Linguistic Programming 00:04:47 - Kurt Metzger Knocking Doors As A Jehovah Witness 00:08:30 - The False Prophet Jacket 00:10:14 - Who Are The Jehovah Witness People? 00:13:21 - The Film Industry Is A Lie 00:18:00 - Terry Crews, OG Gooner 00:24:10 - Kabbalah Kurt 00:42:58 - German Director Uwe Boll 00:47:16 - Bono and U2 00:49:46 - Why Does The Pope Dress Like That? 00:51:18 - The Witches Of Etsy 00:56:39 - George Bush's Wife's Special Jar 01:03:47 - The Genius Of JJ Abrams 01:08:01 - The FLDS Cult leader 01:15:17 - Transferring Consciousness 01:26:39 - The Franklin Scandal 01:34:56 - Cecil Rhodes 01:45:15 - A New Mysterious Discovery 01:56:26 - Weiner Gets Yelled At By Trans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Project Mocking Gnome w/ Deborah Jaffe | FILE_08 | Mystery Boys

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour [http://duncantrussell.com/tour] SPONSORS: * Start your free trial at http://SHOPIFY.COM/mysteryboys [http://SHOPIFY.COM/mysteryboys] Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurp Luchman-Techfeldt and Grazor Johnt. This week, the boys journey from intergalactic shamans and ayahuasca ceremonies to mushroom trips in the mountains and a close encounter with a gnome that may or may not have been real. The investigation then pivots toward prosthetic foreskins, sacred dragon bloodlines, and the possibility that intelligence agencies are far stranger than anyone realizes. Midway through the episode, Deborah Jaffe calls in to discuss her father, journalist and alleged CIA operative Sam Jaffe (not the actor), opening the door to a sprawling conversation about compromised agents, mind control programs, MK Ultra setups, sleeper agents, the Safari Club, CIA ties to acid, and growing up in the shadow of covert intelligence work. The boys also explore Hollywood families of the '60s, photographing elites and their children, newly released redacted documents, reptilian Nazi devices, the Three Masonic Hobos, and the ever-present dangers of Dogman. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_008 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell [https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell/?hl=en] https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy [https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy/?hl=en] https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast [https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:55 - Taking Ayahuasca with Intergalactic Shamans 00:08:56 - Duncan Took Mushrooms In The Mountains 00:13:50 - Duncan's Gnome Encounter 00:22:12 - Prosthetic Foreskins And Their Healing Abilities 00:24:42 - Talking With Deborah Jaffe 00:25:14 - Sam Jaffe: The CIA Agent Coverup 00:38:09 - CIA Agent Gets Compromised 00:48:17 - The CIA Using Mind Control 00:52:18 - Is Joe Rogan The New Epicenter For CIA Agents? 00:54:49 - Taking The FBI To Court 00:57:30 - The Safari Club 01:02:37 - Can Kurt Work For The CIA? 01:03:39 - Speaking Out After Being Interrogated By The CIA 01:06:31 - Moving To China And Being The First Caucasians In Inner-Mongolia 01:08:02 - First Experience With A Sleeper Agent In The 60's 01:09:56 - MK ULTRA Set Ups 01:12:05 - The Sacred Dragon Bloodlines 01:14:24 - Becoming A Photographer For The Elites And Their Children 01:21:11 - The Creepy Hollywood Families Of The 60s 01:22:58 - Trump Releases More Redacted Documents 01:23:44 - The Three Masonic Hobos 01:29:00 - Reptilian Nazi Device 01:32:12 - Photographing Rick Owens 01:36:28 - The CIA Ties To Acid 01:37:50 - More About Growing Up With A CIA Dad 01:41:37 - The Three Beautiful Hobos and Psychodrama 01:44:19 - Goo Goo Gooning And The Dangers of Dogman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Butt Stroked By Space Goons: Daryl James Returns | FILE_07 | Mystery Boys

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour [http://duncantrussell.com/tour] SPONSORS: * Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code MYSTERY at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/MYSTERY [https://www.bruntworkwear.com/MYSTERY] #Bruntpod * Save 20% on your first online Lucy order at https://lucy.co/MYSTERYBOYS [https://lucy.co/MYSTERYBOYS] with promo code MYSTERYBOYS! Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys kick things off by reading the most unhinged comments left on previous Mystery Boys episodes before investigating John of God and Chelsea Handler's latest revelation. Then, former U.S. Navy serviceman Daryl James returns to share his alleged experiences working in a secret lunar program involving underground moon mines, fifth-density beings, alien civilizations, off-world Germans, and technology capable of age regression. The conversation spirals through Moonstein Island, space brothels, adrenochrome harvesting, interbreeding between aliens and demons, celebrity gossip on the Moon, CIA sci-fi books, cloning, and whether humanity has been quietly prepared for life beyond Earth all along. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 07 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell [https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell/?hl=en] https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy [https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy/?hl=en] https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast [https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:19 - John Of God 00:07:10 - Spoiling The Backrooms 00:09:57 - Chelsea Handler's Genius Discovery 00:12:07 - Reading Mysterious Comments 00:29:25 - Going Goblin Mode 00:48:45 - Calling Daryl James: Moon Sex Guy 00:50:30 - Working In Mines On The Moon 01:00:47 - Explaining 5th Density 01:03:12 - Drinking With Satanist Goons In Space 01:11:42 - Playing Naked Guitar For A Space General 01:17:36 - Komodo Dragons Are Actually Dwarf Necromancers? 01:23:41 - Aliens Impregnating Themselves 01:27:44 - Harvesting Adrenochrome On The Moon 01:30:42 - Forgetting My Name In 5th Density 01:32:54 - Going To The Moon Brothels 01:38:50 - Getting Butt Stroked 01:40:32 - How Did Daryl Leave The Moon? 01:43:30 - Off-World Germans 01:49:54 - Going To The Space Trade Center 01:52:16 - Interbreeding With Aliens And Demons 01:53:50 - Kurp's Insane Theory 01:58:47 - How Long Was Daryl A Moon Prisoner & Age Regression Tech On The Moon 02:02:26 - Future Predictions About Israel 02:09:22 - Celebrity Gossip On The Moon 02:12:14 - CIA Sci-Fi Books 02:22:52 - Kurt's Weirdest Dream 02:30:20 - Being Replaced With Clones Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Looksmaxxing In Fifth Density | FILE_06 | Mystery Boys

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour [http://duncantrussell.com/tour] SPONSORS: * For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com [https://Mengotomars.com]. * Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code MYSTERY. Visit https://BlueChew.com [https://BlueChew.com] for more details and important safety information. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, the boys descend into a sprawling network of underground mysteries, from hidden cities beneath Turkey and the legends of subterranean civilizations to secret transit systems, the Denver Airport conspiracy, and secret underground government bunkers. Along the way they unravel the Strava military base leak, Cambrian Genomics, Edward Teller, and the unsettling idea that the world beneath our feet is far more active than we've been told. The investigation takes a hard turn when former U.S. Navy serviceman Daryl James calls into the show to share his alleged experiences with classified government experiments, alien encounters, Mars, interdimensional beings, density shifts, reptilians, the Nords, and the possibility that reality is layered in ways most people never notice. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_006 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell [https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell] https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy [https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy] https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast [https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:50 - Kurt's D Infection 00:08:27 - The Mysteries Of The Underground 00:19:46 - The Mag-Lev 00:21:00 - The Hidden Underground City In Turkey 00:22:54 - The Secret Actor Bahn 00:31:15 - Getting Science Mogged 00:35:02 - The Little Mermaid Rabbit Hole 00:43:09 - The Strava Exposed Military Bases 00:43:49 - Clavicular's Messed Up Nose Job 00:47:16 - The Continuity Of The Government 00:47:52 - Who is Edward Teller? 00:50:37 - Cambrian Genomics 00:56:20 - Using Science To Make Vaginas Smell Better 01:08:27 - The Conspiracies Surrounding The Denver Airport 01:20:47 - Phone Call With Daryl James 01:24:34 - The Satanist, Michael A. Aquino 01:34:57 - Daryl James Encounter With Alien 01:35:52 - Watching An Alien Build A Computer 01:38:04 - Accidentally Poking A Reptilian In The Eye 01:39:55 - Moving In-between Different Densities 01:44:06 - Interacting With The Nords 01:47:04 - Underground Healing and Torture Chambers 01:49:09 - Daryl's Trip To Mars 01:50:26 - Moving Between Different Density Levels 01:56:10 - Are Taygetan Aliens from Earth? 02:03:49 - Fifth Density Being Talks About Alternate Timeline 02:07:32 - Everyone Has Been Groomed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

The Orphic Egg Of Tenga | FILE_05 | Mystery Boys

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates at http://duncantrussell.com/tour [http://duncantrussell.com/tour] SPONSORS: * If you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started: https://nocd.com [https://nocd.com] * Don’t sleep on [@ultrapouches ]. New customers get 15% Off with code MYSTERY at http://takeultra.com [http://takeultra.com]! #UltraPouches #ad Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week the investigation starts with the Liber Vaccae, an ancient homunculus text tied to forbidden experiments in reality manipulation, transformation, and perception control. From there, the thread connects Knights Templar symbolism to the Mickey Mouse logo, Disney-era control narratives, and the idea that cultural meaning is engineered rather than discovered. The conversation expands into White Lotus method acting as psychological conditioning, Duncan’s Irish right-wing doppelgänger, and Belfast as symbolic escalation in a larger narrative conflict. The boys also dive into Reddit reviews and online discourse around the Tenga Egg and other pocket toys, unpacking anonymous testimonials and consumer psychology. The discussion builds into one world government frameworks, missing-scientist anomalies, and the possibility that modern history is assembled rather than recorded. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 05 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell [https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell/?hl=en] https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy [https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy/?hl=en] https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast [https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:27 - MAGAA 00:02:34 - The Mystery Boys Have Life Updates 00:04:03 - Holding In Your Jizz For Power 00:08:29 - New Slur Alert! 00:10:08 - Please Book The Mystery Boys For Riyadh Festival 00:13:46 - Can Someone Be Allergic To Eating Kids? 00:15:16 - Tick Bites Make You Gay 00:16:23 - The Truth About The Zimbabwe Aliens 00:21:34 - Is Kurt Metzgerstein Jewish? 00:24:27 - A Reading From The Liber Vaccae 00:41:58 - Computer Using Human Brain Tissue 00:42:48 - Corrupt Doctor Running Abortion Clinic 00:44:48 - Back To Learning About The Liber Vaccae 00:45:22 - Frank Sinatra's Creepy Side 00:47:34 - Danny Elfman Rabbit Hole 01:00:32 - Kurt's Land Acknowledgement 01:04:04 - The Mysteries Of The K-Pop People 01:05:55 - A Surprise From Miss Bum Bum 01:07:01 - Chun Li Appreciation 01:08:53 - Duncan Teaches Kurt About The Vajankle 01:12:33 - The Ultimate Sex Doll 01:17:36 - Fleshlight Shame 01:29:05 - Mithrus and The Tenga Eggs 01:35:39 - Misgendering The Tenga Egg Reviewer 01:40:51 - Having Sex With My Mom 01:42:58 - Gay Shame Month 01:43:49 - Bottom Fever On Postmates 01:47:06 - The Bottom Doctor, Evan Goldstein 01:50:32 - White Lotus Method Acting 01:54:33 - Mikey Mouse Castration Explanation 01:56:36 - Duncan's Irish Right Wing Doppelganger 01:59:50 - Belfast Is Burning 02:03:11 - We Want A One World Government Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]