Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast

Episode 63 - The Random Guest Episode

We have a guest, who's kind of random. Tune in to find out who it is! We go to the knower of all things with a game of Dear KBH, talk about our new least favorite person, do a fantasy draft of the Best Day of Zwift Ever, and listen to a KBH Storytime that has absolutely nothing to do with bike racing. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com [http://wideanglepodium.com/] to become a member of the network and support the Minute of Power exhibition. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/nowhere-fast-a-virtual-bike-racing-podcast/id1530586008] or Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/5BnVr5i16pbybZGotkX025].

Episode 62 - #podgoals

We've got big #podgoals for 2026. Will we reach them? Of course not. Zach talks about his latest year-end Zwift trick, Mike completely botches telling about an unimpressive world record attempt some guy did, and Kevin does a deep-dive on how many McFlurries it takes to do a Zwift race. We also soft-launch our new Minute of Power exhibition that is the spirtual successor to the famed Zwift Venga Bus. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com [http://wideanglepodium.com/] to become a member of the network and support the Minute of Power exhibition. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/nowhere-fast-a-virtual-bike-racing-podcast/id1530586008] or Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/5BnVr5i16pbybZGotkX025].

Episode 61 - Same As It Ever Was

Zwift Season is here again and the cheaters are even cheatingier than ever. We check in on how the summer went, report on a cheater who had their Zwift dreams shattered, and discuss a major life milestone for Zach. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com [http://wideanglepodium.com/] to become a member of the network and support our new power meters for posers charity. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/nowhere-fast-a-virtual-bike-racing-podcast/id1530586008] or Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/5BnVr5i16pbybZGotkX025].

Episode 60 - Zwift's New Pimp My Ride

Remember when that guy used a bot to get the Tron bike for a race and it was the biggest cheating in the history of cheating? Ethics in gear acquisition is back in the news thanks to the new Zwift bike upgrades. Is it cheating to run Zwift with a heart rate monitor app while you're mowing the lawn? What if you hook up a Nintendo controller and mash the A and B buttons? We discuss. Also, the World's Most Dangerous Group Ride, memories of the time they had a crit at the CrossFit Games, and of course, cheating. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com [http://wideanglepodium.com/] to become a member of the network and support our purchases of heart rate monitor watt apps. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/nowhere-fast-a-virtual-bike-racing-podcast/id1530586008] or Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/5BnVr5i16pbybZGotkX025].

Episode 59 - The Zwift Education of Michael van den Ham

American Mike and Canadian Michael hug it out after their chance encounter in the Zwift comments section. Michael shares his experiences racing on Zwift, helps speculate if the Coggan chart is dead, and gets some helpful pointers from Cycling Expert Kevin. He also provides a coach's assessment of the famed 30 for 30 workout plan. Nowhere Fast is a member of the Wide Angle Podium network. To support this podcast, head to wideanglepodium.com [http://wideanglepodium.com/] to become a member of the network and support our decadence. To keep up to date on all our real coverage of fake bike racing, subscribe via Apple Podcasts [https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/nowhere-fast-a-virtual-bike-racing-podcast/id1530586008] or Spotify [https://open.spotify.com/show/5BnVr5i16pbybZGotkX025].