Too Hot to Think Straight | Pat on the Back #51

Idiot History Vol 2: Richard The Lionheart | Pat on the Back #53

This week on Idiot History, we take a look at Richard the Lionheart—a king who inherited England, immediately left, got involved in a holy war, got himself kidnapped, and somehow became one of the most beloved rulers in English history. We'll cover crusades, battles, political drama, ransom payments, and the remarkable story of a man who spent so little time in England that it's fair to wonder if he ever remembered where he lived. History has never made more sense.

Oops! All Berries! | Pat on the Back #52

This week on Pat on the Back: -The cereal innovation America desperately needs -My brothers wildly aggressive pork loin habits -An interesting turn to a 100-man golf scramble -I may not be good at golf

Too Hot to Think Straight | Pat on the Back #51

This week on Pat on the Back: The overcooked ramblings of a tired man. We talk Buffalo sports failure and how every franchise is the same franchise and how it got hotter than Tara Ried out of nowhere. Also: Dating stories, Kansas City Women, and probably some other stuff...we don't know, we were to tired.

Schindler's List 2: Less Schindler, More List | Pat on the Back #50

This week on Pat on the Back, I start with a completely normal debate about who has the better career between Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio before accidentally creating one of the worst cinematic universes ever conceived. Also, homeless car-plements, young stud gym Italians, and how much time needs to go by before a movie theater butter shuffle is acceptable.

Idiot History Vol 1: Achilles | Pat on the Back #49

Idiot History is officially here. This week: Achilles - a guy who was basically unbeatable, decided to stop fighting out of spite, and then completely lost his mind when things went south. We get into the Trojan War, questionable decisions, and one of the most dramatic spirals in history (or mythology...same thing)