Idiot History Vol 1: Achilles | Pat on the Back #49

I Might Regret This NFL Take | Pat on the Back #54

This week on Pat on the Back: I explain why the Myles Garrett Situation has me more convinced than ever that Joe Burrow will inevitably be traded, and why I'm willing to put a McDonalds punishment on the line if I'm wrong. Plus: A 330 AM Bathroom emergency, My trip to see Masters of the Universe movie, and why Raisin Bran is the worst cereal ever created.

Idiot History Vol 2: Richard The Lionheart | Pat on the Back #53

This week on Idiot History, we take a look at Richard the Lionheart—a king who inherited England, immediately left, got involved in a holy war, got himself kidnapped, and somehow became one of the most beloved rulers in English history. We'll cover crusades, battles, political drama, ransom payments, and the remarkable story of a man who spent so little time in England that it's fair to wonder if he ever remembered where he lived. History has never made more sense.

Oops! All Berries! | Pat on the Back #52

This week on Pat on the Back: -The cereal innovation America desperately needs -My brothers wildly aggressive pork loin habits -An interesting turn to a 100-man golf scramble -I may not be good at golf

Too Hot to Think Straight | Pat on the Back #51

This week on Pat on the Back: The overcooked ramblings of a tired man. We talk Buffalo sports failure and how every franchise is the same franchise and how it got hotter than Tara Ried out of nowhere. Also: Dating stories, Kansas City Women, and probably some other stuff...we don't know, we were to tired.

Schindler's List 2: Less Schindler, More List | Pat on the Back #50

This week on Pat on the Back, I start with a completely normal debate about who has the better career between Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio before accidentally creating one of the worst cinematic universes ever conceived. Also, homeless car-plements, young stud gym Italians, and how much time needs to go by before a movie theater butter shuffle is acceptable.