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The Death Of Lady

This week on Pitchin Movies with the Sound Off, we pitch The Death of Lady — a darkly funny, surprisingly emotional movie about Sandra Pond, an anonymous author known as Lady, who travels to a remote Irish town after a devastating tragedy and walks into a pub for one last drink. Unfortunately for her plan, the pub is full of people. There’s Chanticleer, a bartender played by Christopher Eccleston. Rhonda Ace, a darts-destroying Jennifer Connelly menace. An old man. An asshole. A happy couple. A locals-only darts night. A first-edition book. A bathroom breakdown. And maybe the exact kind of strange human connection that keeps someone alive. This episode somehow includes: • Amy Poehler as a dramatic lead • Jennifer Connelly playing darts like a weapon • Christopher Eccleston bartender energy • Rock-a-Doodle • Doctor Who • Highlander vs. Braveheart confusion • pretending to be Canadian • a spontaneous call-in segment • darts league politics • grief, jokes, and emotional whiplash • and the birth of a movie that might actually be beautiful Proudly sponsored by Totally Real Bands. Shop the sponsor: totallyrealbands.com Subscribe for more movie pitches, chaos, fake cinema history, and emotionally unstable plot development. PMWTSO Links: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@PMWTSOpodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@PMWTSOpodcast] Linktree: https://linktr.ee/PMWTSO [https://linktr.ee/PMWTSO] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pmwtso/ [https://www.instagram.com/pmwtso/] TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pmwtsopodcast [https://www.tiktok.com/@pmwtsopodcast] Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581963311781 [https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61581963311781] Sponsor: totallyrealbands.com   00:00 - Cold open: cartoon-character energy and sweater-based accusations 00:57 - Totally Real Bands updates and baked potato memories 01:29 - The first spark: “the last drink” movie idea 02:01 - Picket and Stick It, Ferngully, and old animated movie chaos 02:48 - Welcome to Pitchin Movies with the Sound Off 03:39 - Why the movies are not actually silent 04:14 - Subtitles, sound-off cinema, and watching movies wrong on purpose 05:23 - Doctor Who, Buffy, and silent-concept storytelling 08:31 - Christopher Eccleston enters the pitch 09:05 - Building the bar, the author, and the fan 10:26 - Naming the lead: Lady, Liberty, Sandra Pond, and pen names 13:53 - Sandra Pond writes anonymously as Lady 15:16 - Sponsor/giveaway break: 500 subscribers and Totally Real Bands 15:41 - 1,000 subscriber pizza challenge 16:03 - Dramatic irony and why anonymity matters 17:04 - Finding the tone: dark comedy with heart 17:36 - Sandra’s backstory begins 19:49 - The tragedy: accident, loss, and survivor’s guilt 21:35 - Opening scene: carnival joy into disaster 22:55 - Casting Lady: Amy Poehler vs. Tina Fey 24:37 - Where does Sandra go? Ireland starts taking shape 25:07 - Accidental call-in segment begins 26:24 - Jennifer Connelly gets added to the movie 28:21 - Rhonda Ace, darts, and setting the pub in Ireland 29:23 - Sandra pretends to be Canadian 31:04 - The remote bed and breakfast setup 31:32 - Highlander confusion begins 33:53 - Braveheart confusion fully takes over 35:49 - Time travel check and possible show segments 36:40 - Back to the actual movie: Sandra enters the locals-only pub 39:34 - Recap of Sandra Pond/Lady and the film’s emotional setup 40:44 - From family joy to plane ride grief 41:29 - Sandra checks into the quiet Irish inn 43:39 - Sandra writes her final piece 44:44 - Naming the pub: The Last Inn 46:14 - Crazy Style booking promo 47:21 - The pub cast: Chanticleer, Rhonda Ace, the old man, the asshole, and the couple 48:16 - First drink, first bad interaction, and pub hostility 49:21 - Sandra finds her own book on the pub shelf 50:18 - Chanticleer reveals how much Lady’s writing means to him 50:48 - Rhonda interrupts with darts and insults 51:25 - Darts league night and Sandra becomes Rhonda’s handicap 52:22 - The pub opens up and Sandra listens to everyone’s stories 53:19 - Darts competition chaos 54:03 - Sandra hits the winning shot 55:06 - Sandra’s bathroom breakdown 56:20 - The note comes back out 57:56 - Rhonda finds Sandra and the emotional turn begins 59:02 - Rhonda opens up and Sandra starts to come back 1:00:36 - The late-night goodbye outside the pub 1:01:30 - The book arrives: The Death of Lady 1:02:03 - Final reveal, dedication, and ending chaos 1:03:13 - Outro

Uncle Magnus Is a Really Bad Guy | Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off

This week on Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off, Marcus and Tra$h Dog pitch a dark comedy called Uncle Magnus Is a Really Bad Guy — starring Jack Black as a mysterious, filthy-rich uncle who keeps injuring family members and paying them off after the fact. Tom Ditch has a problem: his son Edward wants to go to college, money is tight, and Uncle Magnus has a suspicious habit of writing checks whenever somebody gets hurt at the annual family gathering. So naturally, Tom hatches the worst possible plan: get injured by Uncle Magnus and cash in. Recorded at the haunted Black Monarch in Victor, Colorado, this episode includes gothic hotel vibes, fake mustaches, dangerous ladders, Canada slander, Tim Hortons crimes, Jack Black villain casting, Rashida Jones as Deb Ditch, Finn Wolfhard as Edward Ditch, and a descent into the ghoul catacombs. Like, comment, subscribe, and tell us: Would you take the Uncle Magnus injury payout? Follow Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off linktr.ee/pmwtso [http://linktr.ee/pmwtso] Check out our Sponsor totallyrealbands.com [http://totallyrealbands.com] Chapters 00:00 Cold open: Haunted setup energy 01:13 Welcome to Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off 02:43 Real Life Latency 03:42 This episode might be haunted 04:16 The cursed hotel, 666, and the movie problem 04:40 Naming Uncle Magnus 05:35 Recording at The Black Monarch 06:16 Uncle Magnus is a bad guy 07:00 Meet Tom Ditch 10:09 The actual movie pitch begins 11:34 Introducing Uncle Magnus 12:32 Poisonous octopus backstory 14:31 Uncle Magnus flies everyone out 15:17 Tom realizes the family injury pattern 16:46 Casting Uncle Magnus 16:49 Jack Black as evil Uncle Magnus 18:14 The injury payout scheme 19:16 Casting Deb Ditch 21:36 Casting Edward Ditch 23:56 The slapstick injury weekend 25:13 Locking in the title 26:00 Where does Uncle Magnus live? 26:39 Richie Rich house tangent 28:18 Tim Hortons crimes 30:18 How does Tom finally get hurt? 30:33 Does Canada have castles? 31:35 Drake, Nickelback, and Canadian cameos 34:51 Time machine logic 35:57 The final injury brainstorming gets dark 38:10 The family gives Edward the money 40:17 Casting the least favorite actors 41:23 Promo: book us to pitch a movie 44:12 Drew Carey, Chris Farley, and cursed comparisons 45:50 Uncle Magnus and fake mustaches 47:36 The flashback structure 48:03 Water sports and fish water polo 50:03 Ghost hunting in the footage 50:19 The ghoul catacombs ending

Pokémon Scalpers Steal the Wrong Truck | A Victimless Crime

This week, Marcus and Tra$h Dog pitch A Victimless Crime, a comedy-heist film following two trading card scalpers who accidentally steal a truckload of valuable collectibles and end up targeted by a terrifying underground card-flipping kingpin named Nemesis. Featuring card shops, livestreamers, bad decisions, wizard hats, Hugh Jackman,  and a trash-compactor finale, this episode asks the important question: Is it really a victimless crime if everyone involved is an idiot?   00:00 Cold Open – "It's a victimless crime" 00:36 Harry Potter, Wizards & J.K. Rowling Rant 04:28 Welcome to PMWTSO 06:57 Movie vs Film Debate 08:48 Introducing the Trading Card Scalper Movie 10:52 Building the Main Characters 14:30 500 Subscriber Giveaway & 1000 Subscriber Pizza Challenge 15:24 The Trading Card Truck Heist Begins 20:58 Casting & Character Development 21:37 Totally Real Bands Ad Break 24:13 Major Retcons & Nemesis Enters the Story 25:50 Full Plot Recap 31:29 The Title Is Born: "A Victimless Crime" 32:05 Success Montage & The Villain Strikes Back 38:00 The Fallout 40:00 Trash Compactor Showdown 45:31 Real World Ad Break 46:14 Final Act & Saving Jace 48:40 Ending the Movie 49:18 1000 Subscriber Challenge Reminder

HELP SAVE KA-ROKE’S KARAOKE | PMWTSO

This week on Pitchin Movies With The Sound Off, the boys create “Help Save Ka-Roke’s Karaoke” — an absolutely unhinged comedy about a beloved old-school karaoke bar fighting for survival against a flashy new karaoke empire run by crypto-rich villain Ben Diamond. What starts as a goofy underdog comedy somehow becomes: * a statewide karaoke tournament * influencer propaganda wars * celebrity cameos * pyrotechnic disasters * karaoke corruption * and one of the most stacked fake movie casts we’ve ever assembled Featuring: Ken Jeong, Justin Long, Riff Raff, Ruben Studdard, Paul Giamatti, LMFAO, and somehow Anthony Bourdain. If Good Burger and School of Rock had a karaoke-addicted cousin with access to cocaine and PitchCoin… this would be it. SUBSCRIBE on YouTube to enter the PMWTSO merch giveaway. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@PMWTSOpodcast [https://www.youtube.com/@PMWTSOpodcast] Website: totallyrealbands.com [http://totallyrealbands.com] TIMESTAMPS 0:00 — Chaos Before The Pitch 5:45 — “Help Save Ka-Roke’s Karaoke” Begins 7:00 — Rival Karaoke Bars Explained 8:40 — Meet Dan Ka-Roke 9:40 — The Evil Luxury Karaoke Bar 12:00 — Ken Jeong & Casting Chaos 15:00 — Building The Town & Backstory 18:30 — Straight Edge Gangs & Random Lore 20:35 — The Statewide Karaoke Competition 21:40 — Enter Ben Diamond 26:10 — Justin Long Joins The Movie 32:00 — Celebrity Karaoke Ringers 34:00 — Ruben Studdard Saves The Bar 37:45 — VHS Flashback Montage 41:45 — Ben Diamond Goes Full Villain 46:15 — PMWTSO Real-World Pitch Ad 47:00 — Pyrotechnics & PitchCoin 49:20 — Paul Giamatti The Karaoke DJ 50:45 — Riff Raff Redemption Arc 51:20 — LMFAO Finale Performance 55:45 — Final Movie Wrap-Up

We Pitched An Action Movie About Holding Stuff | The Storer

What if your storage unit… was just a dude? This week on Pitchin Movies With The Sound Off, the gang creates “The Storer” — a Jason Statham-style action movie about a mysterious man whose entire job is holding things for people. Wallets. Taco Bell. Diamonds. Human organs? Maybe. What starts as a stupid joke somehow spirals into: * underground crime rings * organ farms * alley fights * DJ Sleaze * Steve Buscemi * emotional storage metaphors * and a genuinely fire action movie concept Also: Marcus threatens body modifications at 1,000 subs, the crew debates casting choices, and somehow the phrase “America’s Most Idle” is born. Welcome to PMWTSO. LINKS YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@PitchinMoviesWithTheSoundOff Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pitchinmovieswiththesoundoff TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pmwtso Email: pitchinmovieswiththesoundoff@gmail.com 0:00 Intro & Previous Episode Callbacks 4:25 Welcome To PMWTSO 4:35 Pitch Begins — “The Store” 5:35 How The Idea Was Created 6:15 A Human Storage Unit Explained 11:50 Organ Farm Inspiration 12:45 Steve Buscemi’s Character 21:55 Casting The Store 29:50 DJ Sleaze & The Wallet Fight 34:15 Diamonds, Crime & Action Sequences 35:15 Adding A Love Interest 36:05 “America’s Most Idle” 41:25 Sponsor Break / Pitch Promo 42:10 Official Movie Breakdown Ending Final Thoughts & Outro