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#9 Stranger Things, Obi-Wan, The Boys

A Top Gear script where they are at the beach. Jeremy keeps putting sand down his own shorts, May has been buried and the tide is coming in, Hammond is walking around the beach making kissy noises to the seagulls Jeremy: Oh, look at that lovely sand. I'm just going to put a little bit down my shorts. May: What are you doing? Jeremy: Making myself more comfortable. May: You're going to get sand everywhere. Jeremy: It's fine, it'll just add to the atmosphere. Hammond: I say, look at those seagulls. Aren't they marvelous creatures? May: Oh, for goodness sake. Hammond: What? May: You're making kissy noises at them. Hammond: So? They're lovely birds. May: They're also scavengers that will shit on you if you get too close. Hammond: Oh, I see. Well, I'll just keep my distance, then. Suddenly, the tide starts to come in. May: Oh no, the tide! We're going to get wet! Jeremy: Quick, bury me in the sand! May: What? Jeremy: I don't want to get my shorts wet. Bury me in the sand! May: Okay, okay. Help me dig a hole Hammond: I'll keep watch for the seagulls. After a few minutes of digging, May has managed to bury Jeremy in the sand. Jeremy: That's perfect. Now just make sure the hole is big enough for me to breathe. May: It is, it is. Jeremy: Great. I'm going to take a little nap now. May: But what about the tide? Jeremy: I'll be fine. Just make sure to wake me up when it starts to recede. May: Okay. Hammond: Seagulls approaching! May: Oh no, they are! Hammond: Quick, give me your sandwich! May: What? Hammond: They're going to steal it if you don't! May: Okay, okay. Hammond: Phew, that was close. May: Now what am I supposed to eat? Hammond: There's plenty of food back at the car. May: I guess so. Suddenly, Jeremy starts to stir. Jeremy: What's going on? May: The tide is coming in, we have to go! Jeremy: Oh god, I'm stuck! May: Hang on, I'll help you. May tries to help but falls into the hole with Jeremy. Jeremy: Now we're both stuck! May: This is not good. Hammond: Hang on, I'll go get help!  Jeremy: No, don't leave us here! Hammond makes kissy noises and his seagulls arrive to help him.  Hammond: They've got us! We're saved! May: What? Hammond: These seagulls are going to carry us to safety! Jeremy: I don't think that's a good idea. Hammond: Trust me, it'll be fine! The seagulls start to carry them away but then drop them into the water. May: Oh no! Jeremy: I told you this was a bad idea! Hammond: Hang on, they're coming back for us! The seagulls manage to pick them up and carry them to safety. May: That was a close one. Jeremy: I think I'm going to need a new pair of shorts.

#8 Top Gun: Maverick | News and Reviewsss

Gary [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352778/?ref_=tt_ch]: Wow. 8 episodes, £0 ad revenue, and you saved James Price's career. Harry [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/?ref_=tt_ch]: I couldn't have done it without you. Gary [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352778/?ref_=tt_ch]: Really? Harry [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/?ref_=tt_ch]: No, dickhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties. Gary [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352778/?ref_=tt_ch]: I wouldn't do that. Harry [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/?ref_=tt_ch]: Ah... joking. Gary [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0352778/?ref_=tt_ch]: Ah, there he is! Funny. You're a funny guy. Harry [https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/?ref_=tt_ch]: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.

#7 Everything Everywhere All at Once | News and Reviewsss

Tom Cruise. WHo is he? this episode is devoted to his wonderful splender. praise him praise him praise him. Also we talk about Everything Everywhere All At Once

#6 The Northman | News and Reviewsss

I am here to finally give Alexander Skarsgard some credit, he done a cracking job as a grunting bear man for real. I don't forgive him for Mute,  but he's on his redemption arc I reckon. Also Harry has had important uni shit on so it's been a minute, I reckon you go see The Northman if it's still out and if you haven't seen it then what you playing at mate? Original filme is bombing like fuck

#5 Morbius the Living Meme | What’s in the Sack of Crap

Morbius? More like Less-bius please. It's time for the Morbius review. This one hurt more than that time I tried to jump up on a big step and missed and scraped all of the skin off the front of my shin but I was tough about it and didn't sob in the car all the way home from the lake district and ruin everyone's easter weekend. As usual we have thoughts about this. The movie I mean, we have already established that no one's easter weekend was ruined actually dad. Though it will be if you see Morbius.