0704 THIS IS IT: THE FINALE, DUI HORSE AND SEX SEX, SEX WITH DEER AND BEER... SAUSAGES

0716 WHOOPI FLOPPY'S FLY FREE WITH ROSIE

Our pal Sam kicked off the show and he is on his way to Philly to support the mafia...A total of 19 massage parlor workers have now been arrested by the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office amid an ongoing operation targeting prostitution, records showed...Generations of customers are returning to Opal's Hallmark in St. Clair Shores one last time before the store closes for good Saturday...The city of Boston is celebrating its partnership with new sister city Glasgow. The cone is a symbol of the bond between Bostonians and the Tartan Army, who charmed the city during the World Cup...Witnesses are describing the frightening moments that unfolded outside Shakey's early Wednesday morning after an officer-involved shooting left one man dead...A local metal recycling plant is speaking about the impacts of the recent rise in copper thefts statewide and the impact it is having on industry...Home Depot is ready for Halloween. They’ve unveiled the complete 2026 spooky season collection...M&M’s is bringing back its seasonal Pumpkin Pie flavor, a little earlier than usual this year...Pompano Beach resident Nancy Dello Stritto says she "went ballistic" when she discovered her new license plate number was "SQZ A55"...A woman pole dancing ended in disaster after the pole hit a fire sprinkler and flooded her and a neighbor's apartment...Jaleel White is set to host HGTV’s new renovation competition series “Totally ’90s House,” and he’s assembled a lineup of beloved television stars from the decade...Andrew Yang is a contestant on the new FOX celebrity game show Nation's Dumbest...An elderly couple in Rancho Cucamonga says they are being terrorized by a pack of coyotes living underneath their home...CA Council members, including the mayor, refuse to leave office after being voted out in an April recall election...One person has died and three others are missing after a pontoon boat capsized around 600 yards from Alcatraz Island...Be like Whoopi and let your floppy's fly free as you listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0715 CHUCK SCHUMER TOOTS A ROAD WORRIER AND WE ALL HEAR 47'S REAPONSE

What is next for Gran and Nan? We will continue to update the city of Asheville…Culver City has moved to ban all drive-thru restaurants after community pushback against a proposed In-N-Out location…A Florida Man was found guilty today of having sex with a vacuum cleaner outside a home in a gated resort community near Disney World, court records show…A restaurant in Everglades City called Wildman’s Pizza, Pasta and Python will accept pythons in exchange for a free pizza…A person is dead following an officer-involved shooting that was reported to happen overnight near a downtown Asheville business…Taco Bell is being investigated for potential links to cyclosporiasis outbreaks that have sickened thousands in the U.S…Vaibhav Bhaskar, the 2026 valedictorian of Steinbrenner High School in Lutz, just north of Tampa, crossed the graduation stage with a historic, state-record 11.99 weighted GPA…For nine days, an 82-year-old North Carolina woman survived a bathtub fall by using her foot to turn on the faucet and flicking water into her mouth…An Uber driver accused of stabbing his passenger several times while dropping him off at Logan Airport in Boston last week has been ordered held without bail…Kevin Jankay, Alana Underwood and Megan Smith say their non-monogamous relationship is the best one they’ve ever had…A dense mass of smoke containing harmful lung-penetrating particles has begun pouring over the US border from Canada…Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer appeared to break wind on the floor of the chamber this week, even suppressing a light chuckle after the now-viral delivery…United Airlines faces a class-action lawsuit for charging extra for window seats that lack windows. The judge denied United’s dismissal…Someone go clean up that mess on the Senate floor and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0713 THE MAN PILLOW AND THE MAC AND CHEESE DEBATE THAT DIVIDES US ALL!!!

Are we done galumphing around this week Asheville? A man who is set to take a plea deal for killing his wife suddenly becomes ill in the courtroom and then later dies at the hospital...Drivers say they were the latest targets of a bizarre social media trend involving cheese. Police said someone has been tossing slices of cheese at moving cars...A quick-thinking golfer in Glendale, Wisconsin trapped a fleeing suspect inside a porta-potty by tipping it over...The owner of an Asheville wellness business is facing 10 felony charges after investigators accused her of diagnosing clients and distributing a prescription weight-loss medication without a North Carolina medical license...The newest Publix Super Market has announced an opening date and also a hiring event, as it will be looking to fill 140 positions...Lettuce or salad greens may be the source of Michigan's Cyclosporiasis outbreak...How many pillows do you have on your bed? Rizzo has 10...Isn't that too many? Then we get into Listener Court about how Jeff finds it disgusting how Rizzo enjoys powered mac n cheese over any other...A man was attacked by a beaver in Lake George while trying to help a friend. He's now undergoing rabies shots...Ever feel like firing up the barbecue only to quickly realize you have no one to share a cold beer with? Well, that’s no longer a problem, as you can actually rent a total stranger as a barbecue mate for just $15 to $65 per day...The Asheville Police Department says its increased presence in the downtown business district over the past three months...Three people were arrested in west Asheville over the weekend on felony drug charges, and one was arrested for drug trafficking...The chain is bringing back its Never‑Ending Pasta Pass, a promotion last offered in 2019 that gives customers access to unlimited pasta dishes for several weeks...A family's stay at a San Diego Airbnb took a surreal turn after they walked inside and discovered a framed photo on the wall showing themselves...Cops in Texas say this man stole a lawnmower, but before he made off with his loot, he mowed his victim's grass...Troopers arrested a semi-truck driver for DUI on I-10 in Phoenix after he swerved and nearly hit a patrol unit, with a BAC of .227...A DoorDash driver was able to complete her delivery after being hit by a vehicle that authorities say was fleeing police in Houston...Side note...Shandling sucks...Now check out this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0713 THE HOOTERS BONANZA AND MANLY RIZZO

Jeff thanks Hooters for his birthday bonanza over the weekend...Online loan sharks in China have come upon a new way of guaranteeing loans from female coeds in need of some cash: demanding nude photos...An armed man stole $30,000 worth of Pokémon cards from a Quebec store. Owners chased him, leading to his arrest 2 hours later...A Navy veteran jumped out of bed to fight a fire at his next-door neighbor's house. He forgot his clothes...A preliminary medical examiner's report indicated that Sen. Lindsey Graham died of an "aortic dissection due to arteriosclerotic cardiovascular disease...Actor Sir Sam Neill, known for playing Dr. Alan Grant in the Jurassic Park franchise, is dead at age 78...The Michael Jackson biopic "Michael" has become the first biopic ever to pass $1 billion at the box office. The success gives Lionsgate its first billion-dollar release as well...A tourist was seriously injured Friday evening after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park...Managers at a Los Angeles grocery store allegedly kept the location open for hours after a customer died in the store...A CA restaurant is fining parents for unruly kids, with one family charged $327 after their child broke a credit card reader...A Mesa man is accused of stabbing his wife 24 times because he wanted to make her stop talking...The Asheville Police Department thanked the community for their assistance in the arrest of Harold D Rogers Jr., 60, a suspect in an Asheville kidnapping and attempted robbery...Multiple news outlets reported Friday that Dairy Queen has shuttered dozens of locations nationwide...A woman in Japan has been arrested and accused of sewing her roommate's lips shut. Police in Koga, Ibaraki Prefecture, northeast of Tokyo, took 49-year-old Masae Sakurai into custody on suspicion of injuring her 42-year-old roommate...A man was criminally charged Sunday after he allegedly attempted to teach his 9-year-old son how to drive a vehicle, and was run over...The intruder made all the beds, neatly stacked his son's stuffed animals and left an origami rose on the toilet paper..."Pubic Hair" croissant from Pattaya, Thailand goes viral...Police have arrested a 39-year-old man who has 54 license suspensions, 27 of them active...We dedicate this Rizzo & Jeff Show to Richard Simmons who we lost 2 years ago today!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0709 RIZZO & JEFF AND MISTER ASSMUS TALK MJ'S FAVORITE SNACKS

Well thank you John for the motivational speech for my birthday this weekend...A South Florida man is accused of setting his ex-girlfriend on fire inside a vehicle after the couple ended their 42-year relationship...Orrin Asmus is a 93-year-old Iowa truck driver vying to claim the Guinness World Records title for the world's oldest active commercial truck driver...A 36-year-old Fort Wayne man is facing a felony charge after he allegedly cut off his genitals and used it while committing arson...A 16-year-old boy standing on the sidewalk outside an Asheville apartment complex was shot Tuesday night and is expected to recover from his injuries...Taco Bell restaurants are pulling fresh ingredients from the menu as a fast-growing parasite outbreak linked to explosive diarrhea spreads across multiple states...Bonnie Tyler the legendary Welsh singer and 3-time Grammy nominee has died...An elephant in Nepal has killed a total of 25 people, including four members of the same family...A rogue elephant in Nepal allegedly found a man's new home and killed two relatives, the elephant, Dhurbe, has been linked to 25 deaths...Michael Jackson loved simple comfort foods and had a major sweet tooth...We ran down the list of his favorite snacks and asked Asheville to try and guess the number one...Vandals are being accused of blowing up at least 13 porta potties in Montana...Lucky called with another criminal story that involved the FBI...House Bill 328 would ban hemp-derived consumable products with a total THC content of more than 0.4 milligrams per retail container...Kayla Ann Russell was charged with a felony after children in her care tested positive for narcotics...Buncombe officials are warning residents about scam calls targeting taxpayers with false claims tied to recent property tax moratorium legislation...Elizabeth Coll says she freaked out when she heard the noise of rats coming from the guest room at her mom's house in San Diego. Next thing she knows, exterminator Chad Piper showed up at the front door. They say it was love at first sight...Birdbox has spread its wings with its “Claude the Claw” fried-chicken sandwich complete with a fowl's foot attached...Former Fresno news anchor Alex Delgado lost over $70000 in a Robinhood scam...Let's go eat some banana Runts and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"