Squeal

7. ⚠️ Bible Spoilers Ahead ⚠️ +Getting Locked in a Toilet on a Date 🚽💀

This week we’re squealing over a LOT. Jackie forgets the actual ending of the Bible 😭 while Yelo stans Judas at Jesus Christ Superstar (oops).  We debate bald guy catfishing (is a beanie a lie??) What do you think? 🧢👀 Jackie (aka Cheeky Velvet) gets LOCKED in a toilet mid-date (yes, the panic was real), 🚽💀 and we uncover exactly what Yelo was up to during Melbourne’s earthquake. 🌏😳  Plus, Jackie shares her dramatic CityCat journeys because Brisbane public transport is a personality test in itself.🚤✨

6. I Named My ChatGPT 🤦‍♀️ AI Therapy 🎉 Birthday Girl’s Big Night Out 🥂

She’s backkk 🎉 Miss Mecca queen, my new bestie, my man’s hot ex and today's BIRTHDAY GIRL: Sarah Siemon 🐷 This time, we’re playing SQUEAL or NO SQUEAL. Would you: * 👯‍♀️ Hook up with two people from the same friend group? * 📸 Post a bathroom selfie? * 🤢 Throw up in the Uber? * 📂 Keep a nudes folder? We’re rating it all, squeal-worthy or nah. PLUS we put ChatGPT to the test and absolutely lose it hearing “our” AI-Bae's voices for the first time. Spoiler: we may or may not have decided to name it our new boyfriend 💅 (cheap therapy and zero red flags?? Sign us up). And of course, the 🐷 Squeal & Reveal: Sarah takes us through one seriously cooked night out in the Valley — the kind of night that starts at Maccas (WTF??), features a very interesting roommate, and ends with chaos you’re not gonna forget. Grab your fries, pour a wine, and squeal with us 💖 xx Follow on Insta: @squealpod [https://instagram.com/squealpod]

5. My Man’s Ex Spills the Tea 💅 Mullets, Period Sex & Bad Date Stories

Squeal incoming 🐷 In this ep, Miss Cheeky Velvet welcomes makeup queen, Mecca-certified baddie, and her boyfriend’s ex (slash bestie, no biggie), Sarah Siemon! 💅 They're squealing:  💔 Being besties with your ex’s ex ♀️ Can boys and girls actually be just friends? ✂️ The rise and reign of the mullet 💀 Matching tattoos — regret or slay? And yes… THAT dating story. The one involving “If You’re Happy and You Know It” in the bedroom. We’ll never hear it the same again. Also Sarah tells us the most unhinged PERIOD SEX story.  Tune in, grab a wine, and squeal along with us. This one’s juicy. xx Follow us on Instagram: @squealpod [https://instagram.com/squealpod] 💖

4. Dubai Chocolate, ASMR & The Naked Discount Story You Need to Hear

This week on Squeal, our pop star gal Jackie, is snout and about in Brisbane’s Valley, spilling the tea on where to dance, drink, and outright misbehave.  What’s she squealing about this week? Her new ASMR obsession (headphones highly recommended) If you’re not here for the tingles, you can skip to the 12 minute mark and still get a review of a live taste-test of Dubai chocolate, 🍫  and a nostalgic detour to see Jurassic Park on the big screen. 🦖. And for this week’s Squeal & Reveal, Miss Cheeky Velvet tells all about that time she got naked for a discount on a Wicked Camper. All in the name of rockstar tours.  🐽 Follow the pod on IG @squealpod or TikTok @squealpodcast. MWAH MWAH 💋✨ xoxo

3. Who’s Your (Hot) Daddy?!? + Breaking Up Over a Jaffle Maker

Snout and About, baby 🐽 — In this ep, besties Yelo and Cheeky Velvet catch up on all things hot dads at Coles (there are categories now), weird supermarket staff, being trapped in a room just to dodge an awkward social situation.  We’re talking awkward bladder moments, eating in bed (squeal or grunt?), and when your date uses ChatGPT to flirt with you… romantic or robotic? Oh, and yes — Cheeky Velvet reveals the worst gift she ever got. The gift was bad. The story? Worse.  Tune in, giggle along, and pick your favourite Daddy. xx Follow Squeal on Instagram: @SquealPod or TikTok @SquealPodcast [https://www.instagram.com/squealpod/] Have a story for us? Email: squealpod@gmail.com or send us a DM!