My Retort

My Cheese Addiction

When does cheese become a problem? This is one of the foes that Flop Dud battles in this episode of the Babbling of Eternity. Will the mud be turned into the President? What will happen to Bessie? These are questions Flop Dud must address.

The Bird Beat

Flop talks to birds. Birds are worried. Lack of worms.... Flop rambles on and on. He had a big bean today. While searching for a Ubiquitous Utonality, Flop is infected with Explosive Jamnosis.

Baby Positive

Flop Dud speaks with Baby Positive. Positive is an advocate of peace and positivity. Flop Dud finds himself in a creek and in a field as he wanders through space.

The Moon Diver

There is nothing like diving deep into the depths of the moon. Take it from the moon diver. In this episode, Flop Dud talks to an American Vegan, who elaborates upon several subjects. A turn is taken, down the back road path, where the dust lies. At the farmers market, a wooden bowl is purchased.

My Retort

Assume the fetal position, and enjoy this rendition of the Babbling of Eternity.