The Expertologists

Sex, Marry, Kill, Neuter: Mt. Rushmore Edition

Did you know dolphins are the "assholes of the sea?" Also, get a peek inside Justy's personal journals and his "hankering for Thomas Jefferson." And finally, a puzzling conversation with Dr. Rubik of cube fame to learn about his other products, including Rubik's Milk.

Did You Know Most Bob Dylan Songs Are Aggressively About Weight Loss?

What's the difference between lurking and loitering? Why do ninjas wear black? (it's slimming, for one.) What was the original meaning of Athlete's Foot in Ancient Greece? We answer those questions and more while uncovering rare Bob Dylan tracks addressing the importance of staying fit. He is very opinionated.

When Does a Hill Become a Mountain?

Today, we explore the origin of the show "Is It Cake?", prisons for little people, and the surprisingly laid-back nature of alpha gorillas. Charlie and Steve get into another heated argument about the competitive sport of Making Mountains Out of Mole Hills, and we get a visit from the Tele-Holy Man Zaqueezi Bliss to explain what makes an altar an altar and to tell us he can dunk a basketball.