The Night Patrol

TNP #4: OrlanDon't Dew It

We’re enjoying some Calypsos (well, two at least) as we reminisce about our trip to Orlando. Truly a time. Talking About: Flat Musketeers, Glowing Eye Juice, Birth Control Spaghetti Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/⁠ Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi ⁠https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX

TNP #3: Pickles, Peanut Butter, and Raw Meat

Today, We went to the most cultish food place on the planet, Whole Foods, for a fact gathering mission. Fact: ginger shots are not to be trifled with. Talking about: Pickle Wario, Ark Encounter Putt-Putt, Dream Funerals Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod⁠⁠ [https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod] Instagram: ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/] Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi ⁠⁠https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX [https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX]

TNP #2: Foot Orbeez

Today, the two car comrades are drinking Panera’s Charged Lemonades and fearing death. So far, so good. Talking About: Donut Trauma, Captain Underpants, Do You Know Mark? Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod⁠ [https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod] Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/] Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi ⁠https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX [https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX]

TNP #1: Pilot

Here we are, our inaugural episode! Join us as we eat the most terrifying food We’ve ever seen: a Meat Mountain from Arby’s. Talking about: YouTube during Dinner, Slime Deterrents, Poop Maps *NOTE: Not only does our good mic disconnect at around 5:32, causing the rest of the episode to be listenable but not incredible, but also the last 20 minutes or so of audio was lost to time. We apologize, and promise the rest of the episodes are at a much higher quality* Twitter: https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod [https://twitter.com/nightpatrolpod] Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/ [https://www.instagram.com/thenightpatrolpod/] Our Theme: ENJOY YOURSELF by Saint Pepsi https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX [https://youtu.be/_hI0qMtdfng?si=V6XXNXFPnyoAIUvX]

Meat Mountain Trailer

Oh No. Coming in March (or April).