The Shark Pact

Shout-Out to Myself

It's a dark and stormy night. You awake in a sweat. Something's inside the house. The door busts off its hinges to reveal a snarling new podcast. It's a real beast this week, folks. Mizha devises a musical theatre quiz that'll knock your socks off and then the sibs improv some murder mysteries after they've exhausted every last brain cell in the room. What does Monica Lewinsky have in common with the Ninja Turtles? You'll have to listen to find out! This week's segments: Um, You's a Musical Amuse-Bouche; Who Done Did It?

Bring Back Fishy in Ice

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, listen to this podcast or you a ho. Ian devises the game show equivalent of an anxiety attack. The sibs expose a beloved film director as a no-good stealer. And they listen to a bunch of never-before-heard songs from around the world. We rocked so hard we cried. This week's segments: Double Jeopardy; Steven STEALberg; Lostify in the Saucify

Dig Up Sigmund

Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cloud, idiot. Stop looking at the sky and listen to this podcast. In this episode, Ian and Mizha discuss the dark truth behind the Sprouse Brothers, offend Catholics en masse, and watch TV. What more could you ask for? This week's segments: Signs from the Stars; Mascot Massacre; Couch Time

Tea-Tapper Knee-Slapper Dig Up Grand-Papper feat. Y. P. Prescott

Step right up! Introducing a new array of auditory delights the likes of which the world has never seen! Gaze in amazement as The Sharks discuss Mizha's crippling fear of babies, debate whether or not "penis" is a swear, and listen to advertisements on vinyl. Also, a mysterious man emerges from a ninety-year cryosleep to discuss a job opportunity! This episode will cure what ails you! This week's segments: Rain Forest Reviews; Radio Resumé with Y. P. Prescott

Grandma Butternut's Fables feat. Jesse

This is an organic homegrown episode straight from farm to table. By listening, you show support to local podcast farmers. It's a hearty meal packed with nutrients like Mizha being high on wisdom teeth anesthesia and Ian interviewing a transient child with a dark mysterious past. Free of artificial growth hormones. Well, almost free. This week's segments: Buzzed-feed; Farm Life with Jesse