The Snot Rocket Podcast

Episode 137 - Honest Women Only

This episode is about the world’s oldest race, and it takes place in Italy, first held in 1208, and the French screwed it up. Goldfish narcs on his drug-smuggling grandson, wants to know if he’s out of control, and counts to five in Italian. Andrew chastises the Snotties, throws his water bottle down, and says, “Silk is where China came from.” Mark cleans out his beer fridge and tosses us a few beers from The Veil. First up is Master Shredder Hazy IPA and a four-pack of White Ferrari double IPA. You the man, Mark, no matter what your wife says. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Lff8MJtvMe8z6mKBw215bIkXIv6K1_fxWm_VYEOL2yQ/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)

Episode 136 - Bullet Bob

For some reason, we talk about a Cowboys player … much to Goldfish’s chagrin, the man did win an Olympic medal, and we have our first nominee for a “Let’s Call it Tim” Snotty. Andrew drops his phone, reads a heartfelt letter as Red in Shawshank Redemption, and eats butter. Uncle Goldfish gives a topic tip about drugs, justifies being a snobby fuck getting an award, and identifies multiple words that have a C in them. The OG’s mother supplies us with beer, and it’s New Trail Brewing Co’s Broken Heels hazy IPA. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dQ5TtG2KrPa8mXI23kIIjTjOo-xSu0BWfziOININ8uc/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)

Episode 135 - Oldie but Goodie

In this episode, the OG and Goldfish go back to 2020 when Andrew and Tommy did their first podcast together that no one listened to. Tommy wants to send Andrew’s dogs into space, talks about the great lake, and doesn't wear his 5k medal out in public … because he doesn’t have one. Andrew takes a shot at Jason à la carte, says a 3-year-old is a classic “girls gone wild”, and hates the mail carrier and his neighbor.  Automatic Knife Gun hooks us up with Sierra Nevada’s Torpedo IPA … tall boys! They are 9.2%. Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)

Episode 134 - Snotty Awards III

It’s award time, Sotties! Year three is coming to a close, and we have awards to dish out. The boys dish out some gifts to each other that we only get to enjoy; you’re welcome. The OG is not taking medals anymore, has never gotten monogrammed golf balls from Goldfish’s ex-wife, and trashes the WAG’s again. Sir Goldfish is confident his marathon is going to go “fucking terribly,” tells Andrew to have another kid, and does minutes of research on the top 5 list. From Chesty Puller, we get to enjoy an unfiltered lager from Sly Fox Brewing’s Slugger. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tQHB5XF9IYKBe5xTE51Bfgp7WaH2-QApdDsrmD2nkCM/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)

Episode 133 - Goin' Streakin'

The boys are going streaking! In this episode, Sir Goldfish and the OG get philosophical about running addictions and running streaks. Goldfish can’t hit the broad side of a barn on the golf course despite his efforts, scares away a potential Snotty, and is fighting off groupies and strippers in South Carolina. Andrew still likes a prison sex scene in movies, offers golf advice, and mentions Hooters way too much.  Tommy is drinking Devil’s Backbone Vienna Lager, and Andrew is sipping a Proven Theory from Benchtop Brewing. Show notes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gI2T3U2Hb5AkcP3kG2N4lUF-IAInZVqKKqAiwTAyBk0/edit?usp=sharing Music for this podcast was provided by: “Silly Intro” by Alexander Nakarada. https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro [https://filmmusic.io/song/4786-silly-intro]. License (CC BY 4.0)