Squirrels After Dark S04 E09 "Sausage Fest, Swag, and Squirrel-Brain Tangents"

Squirrels After Dark S04 E11 “Meet Pup Ryder + Tails, Tattoos,Tonsil Hockey: A Very Furry Episode"

The crew kicks off a wildly chaotic, very-not-safe-for-work episode with warnings, intros, and a special guest joining from Ontario. What follows is a rapid-fire swirl of flirtation, inside jokes, relationship banter, and oversharing that somehow turns into a surprisingly wholesome hangout. They bounce between furry and pup culture, fursuit logistics and price tags, event scenes, travel plans, and the realities of open relationships, with plenty of horny detours and one-liners along the way. The guest shares kink-friendly research work and how they connected with their partner, while the hosts keep things messy, loud, and hilarious. The episode wraps with a sincere mental health reminder, shout-outs, a secret word, and everyone barking their way into the outro. Chapters: 00:00 Typical Opening Chaos 00:22 Welcome and Ground Rules 01:13 Cast and Guest Intros 04:47 Marriage and Proposal Stories 08:53 Fursuit Reveal and Pride Plans 12:22 Fursuit Costs and Upgrades 15:17 Tattoos Drinks and Edibles 19:05 Toronto Pup Scene Explained 22:58 Dating Dry Streak Talk 24:12 How Ryder Met Partner 26:36 What Is Recon 27:34 Female Furries Talk 29:20 Pride Trip Plans 29:56 Expired ID Travel Story 31:03 Conference Travel Schedule 32:23 Open Relationship Dynamics 34:15 Kinks And Limits 34:57 BDSM Research Explained 37:26 Sweater Orders And Merch 39:29 Coffee Mug Obsession 41:35 Disney Theater Favorites 43:55 Porn Pups And Chastity 48:46 Toronto Pride Meetup Plans 50:48 Rapid Fire Chaos Outro 51:59 Mental Health Shoutouts 52:59 Secret Word And Farewell Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/⁠⁠⁠ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]

The Squirrel Hour S04 E11 " Pup Ryder, Pup Sweaters, and Squirrel Shenanigans"

The crew kicks off another delightfully chaotic, not-safe-for-work episode with their usual banter, and a land acknowledgements, then does quick introductions and life updates. Rick shares a much-needed mental-health reset in the woods and reveals plans for a new youth-focused LGBTQ+ podcast in the Tri-Cities with community support and built-in resource links. Everyone else checks in with wins, moves, work fatigue, camping adventures, and assorted summer chaos. Guest Pup Ryder joins from the Toronto area, sharing how he got into pup play, his PhD work and interests, and the origin story behind his popular pup-themed sweaters—made because he wanted something that didn’t exist yet. The conversation spirals through D&D, Pride, beach talk, and rapid-fire questions, capped with a surprise rice-hat fashion moment and the secret word chosen by Pup Ryder for the “ Stinky Pup Family” Chapters: 00:00 Typical Opening Chaos 00:39 Podcast Intro and Land Acknowledgement 02:09 Meet the Guest Pup Rider 03:44 Around the Table Intros 05:05 Rick’s Reset and New Youth Podcast 08:36 Camping Stories and Life Updates 09:21 Moving Plans and Otter Banter 12:33 Truck Damage and Work Grind 14:40 T-Bone Updates and Game Hype 16:01 Frup Word and Guest Interview Begins 17:27 Ryder’s Background and DnD Talk 19:25 How the Pup Hoodies Started 22:56 Partner Story and Tech Glitches 24:42 Rapid Fire Questions 27:28 Twink To Twunk Talk 28:38 Toronto Pride Parade Stories 30:15 Stormcrow Memories And Arcana 33:03 Harry Potter Houses Debate 35:47 Pup Ryder Name Origin 37:55 Nude Beach At Hanlans 39:44 Podcast Connections And Pete 43:08 Pride Dates And Travel Plans 48:17 Zodiac And Tarot Chats 50:35 Mental Health And Wrap Up Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/⁠⁠⁠ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]

Squirrels After Dark S04 E10: Chaotic Chatcast Chaos":

This chaotic episode of Squirrel After Dark Uncensored kicks off with a land acknowledgement, then immediately swan-dives into introductions, inside jokes, and the kind of rapid-fire banter that makes everyone question how many brain cells are currently clocked in. The cast bounces between spicy hypotheticals, wildly unnecessary debates, and strangely passionate food talk, with frequent mic-policing attempts that obviously fail. Somewhere amid the barking, teasing, and constant derailments, they also land on real moments: checking in on wellbeing, celebrating good health news, and ending with a sincere reminder that mental health matters and help is available. It’s messy, loud, affectionate, and somehow both unhinged and wholesome—exactly the chaos regular listeners show up for. 00:00   Open Chaos 00:26 Welcome and Intros 02:29 Missing Cast and Housekeeping 04:08 Shock Video Talk 05:03 Food Play Debate 06:10 Chocolate Science Spiral 08:22 Drinking and Camping Plans 10:05 Anal and Kink Tangent 12:56 Headphones and Podcast Gear 14:24 Fruit Question Game 21:16 Health Check and Secret Word 25:30 Prime Rib Cooking Tips 25:57 Steak Resting Tips 27:32 Theme Park Algorithms 29:21 Primm Rollercoaster Story 31:59 Pup Hood Dino Chaos 34:50 Ghostbusters Glasses 38:16 Pup Custody Jokes 41:38 Local Legends Talk 45:37 Richmond Food Rants 47:06 Universal Finds And Lifehacks 48:37 Community Check In 49:39 Math Meds And Vox 51:32 Shoutouts And Mental Health Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/⁠⁠ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]

Squirrel Out: S04 E10 Unfiltered Mothers’ Day Podcast chaos

The crew kicks off a rowdy Mother’s Day edition of their not-safe-for-work podcast with chaotic banter, shout-outs to listeners worldwide, a land acknowledgement, and lots of teasing about who’s doing what on (and off) the couch. Between jokes, they swap life updates: near-impulse vehicle dreams, a scary highway wheel incident, pub fun with a big win, and debates over the true power of gray sweatpants. The nerd corner lights up with LEGO upgrades and sci-fi movie chat, while school and career milestones get celebrated alongside a few tales of classroom karma. They also highlight mental health and a major awareness walk, preview camping and summer plans, and close with love for moms, friends who are taking time away, and their signature secret-word sign-off—wrapped in peak “squirrel” energy. 00:00 Going Live Chaos 00:25 Welcome and NSFW Intro 01:35 Land Acknowledgement 01:54 Mothers Day Shoutouts 02:39 Meet the Crew 04:28 Couch Pups and Handler 05:40 Life Updates Kickoff 05:49 Truck Talk and Tire Scare 08:11 Pub Night and Prime Rib Win 09:33 Gambling Limits and Vegas 10:41 Gray Sweats Debate 13:02 Lego Light Kits Nerd Out 15:08 Sci Fi Movies and Gosling 16:52 Noah Update Mom Moving 17:38 Artie School and Tutor Tales 24:01 UBC Plans and New Job 26:28 Tarot Cards and Lost Dick 27:54 Mental Health 5K Walk 29:16 Snape Wand Walk 29:52 Rainy Camping Plans 30:54 Spooky Campfire Bits 31:53 Libido And Stress 32:38 Socks And Cleanup 33:35 Birthday Balloon Talk 35:04 Pride Parade Logistics 37:04 Patio Party Debauchery 41:20 Meat Draw And Jane 44:28 Summer Trips And Shoutouts 47:52 Flights And Sleepy Chaos 50:26 Gooner Slang Explained 52:26 Secret Word And Signoff Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/⁠⁠ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]

Squirrels After Dark S04 E09 "Sausage Fest, Swag, and Squirrel-Brain Tangents"

Season four, episode nine is a chaotic, testosterone-heavy hangout with the host and an all-guy table, plus returning guest Danakin as they welcome listeners, riff on puppet shenanigans, and embrace the show’s proudly not-safe-for-work energy. The crew chats about going to a movie, doom scrolling into new releases, and leveling up the podcast with new guest swag and a logo everyone’s proud of. They recap a whirlwind Pride-related collaboration, dream up future meetups and big trips, and then gleefully derail into camping, games, old-school nostalgia, zombie survival gear, and random facts—because staying on topic is for other podcasts. They also share listener/download stats from around the world, give shoutouts and a “secret word,” and close with a sincere mental-health reminder to reach out, be gentle with yourself, and remember you’re not alone. Chapters 00:00 Opening  01:21 Meet The Pack 03:05 Land Acknowledgement 03:20 Project Hail Mary Plans 03:54 Foul Play Puppet Chaos 05:21 Doomscroll Movie Discovery 06:32 New Guest Swag 07:56 Swag Design Talk 08:41 Pride Zoom With Pup Twigs 11:18 Halloween Hood Story 13:37 UK RV Trip Dreams 16:18 Atlantis Cruise Tangent 19:18 NSFW Disclaimer And Stats 21:24 Camping Trip Antics 22:17 Horse Head Shotgun Tale 26:56 Retro Games Nostalgia 27:31 Raving Rabbids Wii Chaos 29:14 Wii Still Alive 30:15 Throwback Couple Photo 32:02 Firearm vs Gun Talk 32:50 Ranges and Target Practice 34:30 Buyback Program Math 39:24 Jolt Cola Nostalgia 40:12 Wine Cellar Rebrand 41:09 Roman Concrete Fact 41:57 Podcast Stats Deep Dive 46:12 Zombie Gear Picks 49:20 Learning to Talk 51:20 How We All Met 52:30 Shoutouts and Secret Word 53:43 Mental Health Sign Off Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/⁠ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]