Squirrels After Dark S04 E10: Chaotic Chatcast Chaos":

Squirrels After Dark S04 E10: Chaotic Chatcast Chaos":

This chaotic episode of Squirrel After Dark Uncensored kicks off with a land acknowledgement, then immediately swan-dives into introductions, inside jokes, and the kind of rapid-fire banter that makes everyone question how many brain cells are currently clocked in. The cast bounces between spicy hypotheticals, wildly unnecessary debates, and strangely passionate food talk, with frequent mic-policing attempts that obviously fail. Somewhere amid the barking, teasing, and constant derailments, they also land on real moments: checking in on wellbeing, celebrating good health news, and ending with a sincere reminder that mental health matters and help is available. It’s messy, loud, affectionate, and somehow both unhinged and wholesome—exactly the chaos regular listeners show up for. 00:00   Open Chaos 00:26 Welcome and Intros 02:29 Missing Cast and Housekeeping 04:08 Shock Video Talk 05:03 Food Play Debate 06:10 Chocolate Science Spiral 08:22 Drinking and Camping Plans 10:05 Anal and Kink Tangent 12:56 Headphones and Podcast Gear 14:24 Fruit Question Game 21:16 Health Check and Secret Word 25:30 Prime Rib Cooking Tips 25:57 Steak Resting Tips 27:32 Theme Park Algorithms 29:21 Primm Rollercoaster Story 31:59 Pup Hood Dino Chaos 34:50 Ghostbusters Glasses 38:16 Pup Custody Jokes 41:38 Local Legends Talk 45:37 Richmond Food Rants 47:06 Universal Finds And Lifehacks 48:37 Community Check In 49:39 Math Meds And Vox 51:32 Shoutouts And Mental Health Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/⁠⁠ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]

Squirrel Out: S04 E10 Unfiltered Mothers’ Day Podcast chaos

The crew kicks off a rowdy Mother’s Day edition of their not-safe-for-work podcast with chaotic banter, shout-outs to listeners worldwide, a land acknowledgement, and lots of teasing about who’s doing what on (and off) the couch. Between jokes, they swap life updates: near-impulse vehicle dreams, a scary highway wheel incident, pub fun with a big win, and debates over the true power of gray sweatpants. The nerd corner lights up with LEGO upgrades and sci-fi movie chat, while school and career milestones get celebrated alongside a few tales of classroom karma. They also highlight mental health and a major awareness walk, preview camping and summer plans, and close with love for moms, friends who are taking time away, and their signature secret-word sign-off—wrapped in peak “squirrel” energy. 00:00 Going Live Chaos 00:25 Welcome and NSFW Intro 01:35 Land Acknowledgement 01:54 Mothers Day Shoutouts 02:39 Meet the Crew 04:28 Couch Pups and Handler 05:40 Life Updates Kickoff 05:49 Truck Talk and Tire Scare 08:11 Pub Night and Prime Rib Win 09:33 Gambling Limits and Vegas 10:41 Gray Sweats Debate 13:02 Lego Light Kits Nerd Out 15:08 Sci Fi Movies and Gosling 16:52 Noah Update Mom Moving 17:38 Artie School and Tutor Tales 24:01 UBC Plans and New Job 26:28 Tarot Cards and Lost Dick 27:54 Mental Health 5K Walk 29:16 Snape Wand Walk 29:52 Rainy Camping Plans 30:54 Spooky Campfire Bits 31:53 Libido And Stress 32:38 Socks And Cleanup 33:35 Birthday Balloon Talk 35:04 Pride Parade Logistics 37:04 Patio Party Debauchery 41:20 Meat Draw And Jane 44:28 Summer Trips And Shoutouts 47:52 Flights And Sleepy Chaos 50:26 Gooner Slang Explained 52:26 Secret Word And Signoff Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/⁠⁠ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]

Squirrels After Dark S04 E09 "Sausage Fest, Swag, and Squirrel-Brain Tangents"

Season four, episode nine is a chaotic, testosterone-heavy hangout with the host and an all-guy table, plus returning guest Danakin as they welcome listeners, riff on puppet shenanigans, and embrace the show’s proudly not-safe-for-work energy. The crew chats about going to a movie, doom scrolling into new releases, and leveling up the podcast with new guest swag and a logo everyone’s proud of. They recap a whirlwind Pride-related collaboration, dream up future meetups and big trips, and then gleefully derail into camping, games, old-school nostalgia, zombie survival gear, and random facts—because staying on topic is for other podcasts. They also share listener/download stats from around the world, give shoutouts and a “secret word,” and close with a sincere mental-health reminder to reach out, be gentle with yourself, and remember you’re not alone. Chapters 00:00 Opening  01:21 Meet The Pack 03:05 Land Acknowledgement 03:20 Project Hail Mary Plans 03:54 Foul Play Puppet Chaos 05:21 Doomscroll Movie Discovery 06:32 New Guest Swag 07:56 Swag Design Talk 08:41 Pride Zoom With Pup Twigs 11:18 Halloween Hood Story 13:37 UK RV Trip Dreams 16:18 Atlantis Cruise Tangent 19:18 NSFW Disclaimer And Stats 21:24 Camping Trip Antics 22:17 Horse Head Shotgun Tale 26:56 Retro Games Nostalgia 27:31 Raving Rabbids Wii Chaos 29:14 Wii Still Alive 30:15 Throwback Couple Photo 32:02 Firearm vs Gun Talk 32:50 Ranges and Target Practice 34:30 Buyback Program Math 39:24 Jolt Cola Nostalgia 40:12 Wine Cellar Rebrand 41:09 Roman Concrete Fact 41:57 Podcast Stats Deep Dive 46:12 Zombie Gear Picks 49:20 Learning to Talk 51:20 How We All Met 52:30 Shoutouts and Secret Word 53:43 Mental Health Sign Off Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/⁠ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]

The Squirrel Hour S04 E09 Sausage Fest 3.0: Vietnam Surprise, Pride Plans, Lost Keys & Gaming Nostalgia

Rick Hunter (aka Spyder-Pup) kicks off an explicit, not-safe-for-work “Sausage Fest 3.0” episode with a land acknowledgement, missing cast members on personal days, and a wild listener stats twist: Vietnam suddenly becomes the top audience. The all-boys lineup catches up on life—motorcycles in the shop, brutal work weeks, day-drinking as self-care, possible new jobs, and summer Pride plans—while welcoming returning guest Danica and admiring a new shirt design. Chaos peaks with a two-hour-away missing-keys saga solved via security footage, plus talk of camping prep, patio party debauchery, and quiet-but-not-that-discreet bedroom antics. The crew veers into games, nostalgia, and bar stories, then wraps with mental health reminders, shoutouts, and the secret word 00:00 Opening and Welcoming 00:31 Explicit Warning Land Acknowledgement 01:41 Vietnam Listener Surge Shoutout 02:48 Meet The Table Sausagefest 04:26 Pride Plans New West 05:44 Spazz Cameo Stinky Pups Updates 07:25 Roundtable Life Updates Begin 08:30 J Rod New Phone Apple Talk 10:37 Bestie Visit Fair Ride Chaos 14:32 Patio Party Hot Tub Debauchery 16:41 Tshirt Art QR Code Jokes 18:53 Campsite Gear Keys Disaster 23:55 Danica Updates Park New Job 24:46 LGBTQ Youth Outreach Opportunity 26:27 Weekend Work Wins Vibes 27:30 Work and Perspective 28:06 Rewiring Your Mindset 28:41 Pride Plans and Frenchy Chaos 30:22 Patio Party Stories 32:14 Summer Plans and Seattle Pride 33:18 Corporate Pride Rant 35:50 Bloody Mary Breakfast Spot 38:03 Kink Shops and Cute Clerks 40:23 Nightmare Chicken Pen 43:08 Retro Games and Consoles 47:23 Couch Co-op vs Online 50:46 VR Gaming and Vision Talk 53:07 Wrap Up and Secret Word Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/⁠ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]

Squirrels After Dark S04 E08 "Tickling Secrets & Toothless Tongues: A Puppeteer's Paradise"

Sharon Da Boy’z  kicks off an explicit, chaotic episode with a rowdy crew (and Spazz curled under the chair), welcoming returning guests and introducing puppets that quickly become table staples—alongside plenty of innuendo. The group swaps life updates, from work drama and missing glasses to insurance renewals, Jeep upgrades that turn the vehicle into a generator, and ambitious plans for camping trips packed with drinking games, trivia, and peak “gay chaos.” They riff on favorite shows and animated movies, complain about rude strangers with a “kill ’em with kindness” philosophy, and gush about surprisingly great neighbors and over-the-top holiday decorating dreams. The episode wraps with a mental health reminder, crisis line resources, shout-outs, a secret word for the Stinky Pups Family, and a final sendoff: love, peace, and chicken grease. 00:00 Welcome And Intros 01:44 Explicit Podcast Disclaimer 02:29 Good Friday Social Stories 03:30 Work Drama And Lost Glasses 05:21 Puppets And Table Toys 08:07 Come Fly With Me And Cartoons 11:17 Ikea Owl And Printer Fiasco 13:36 Dad Joke Break 14:20 Jeep Generator And Insurance 16:35 Camping Plans And Victoria Day 20:54 Jeep Packing Tetris Master 25:40 Neighbors And Garden Oasis 28:48 Old School Lawn Care 29:44 Garden Reseeding Talk 30:34 Flash Snail Fashion 31:10 Pride Note And Landscaping 32:35 Christmas Hound Lights 35:31 Holiday Social Plans 38:02 Airport Cart Chaos 41:56 Dealing With Rude People 44:12 Comfort Penis Banter 45:40 Movie Night Hot Tub 51:04 Family Nudity And Culture 52:17 Mental Health Sign Off Links: 9-8-8 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://988.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://988.ca/] Bc Crisis Centre ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.crisiscentre.bc.ca/] Global Links of Suicide Crisis Lines ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines] HIM Clinic ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://checkhimout.ca/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://checkhimout.ca/] Pup Twigz Podcast Unleashed ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.youtube.com/@PupTwigz] Pup Teaguel and Pup Ello's Podcast ( Dutch Language) De Puppy Pod ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://open.spotify.com/show/3222k2BvU234JMotVhCixx?si=d99333c902ef4a5a] Patio Furniture Warehouse ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/ [https://patiofurniturewarehouse.ca/]