Brett's botched Nipple Piercings & The Protein Epidemic

Grace is a "thought" daughter...

@Grace_Africa has clocked in at the wash to talk all things stand-up comedy, toxic situationships, and her roots in Houston! Being a black woman in comedy isn't for the weak, but Grace is killing it! Join us as we laugh through Grace's experiences as the "thought" daughter and her journey to find her soulmate!!

Dalia's terrified of Teslas, Minivans, and Motherhood

In a bad mood?! So am I. Thank Goodness Dalia Chavez (@daliaelichavez) is here to cheer us up! On today's load of The Wash, we dive into our biggest fears: Teslas, Minivans, and Motherhood. Dalia is an official Corn Connoisseur and educates us on all things CORN (p.s. it's not from Iowa).

Confronting my sister about our childhood LIES

Clocking in this week at the wash, I'm bringing in some family for some free labor....MY SISTER! Join us this week as I confront her about all of our childhood fights, secretly reading her childhood journals, and our dog that our parents LIED to us about. We're also talking about the scholastic bookfair (so iconic) and all of the things we hate about people in airports!! Get ready to clock in !!

Brett's botched Nipple Piercings & The Protein Epidemic

@BrettneySpears is clocking into The Wash this week! Get ready to go for a spin in the wash cycle while him and Dalton discuss everything from the Disney Channel Cinematic Universe and Protein Soda. Brett spills his stories about his *horrific* Nipple Piercing and his plan to sacrifice people who take too long to turn left on a green light! Get ready for a SPIN!

The Rules of The Wash with Dalton Smiley - Episode 1

Dalton’s very first load at The Wash is officially getting scrubbed. In the pilot episode of The Wash, he throws it all in: childhood drama, recent chaos, dumb decisions, fun pranks, and everything that got him freshly pressed this week. Because once it hits The Wash…it’s all coming out.