Ep. 1 | What even is a Trail Twat?

Ep. 10 | A Zebra Costs HOW Much?!

Episode 10 is pure chaos 🤠🍻 We test our friendship with a lip-reading game, read this week's mean comments, spill the details on an exclusive horse influencer weekend, and discuss the infamous $96,000 zebra. Taylor rides her horse to a bar to appear on a "dive bar TV show" that turns out to be a YouTube series, Rabbit has his first pool day, and we try a new seltzer that actually makes Andi puke. Just another completely normal week on Twat Thoughts. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats. Use code TWAT10 at blackknuckleranch.com Use code TWAT20 at blackhorseranch.com

Ep. 9 | A Donkey Walks Into Applebee's

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we are diving headfirst into the drama, the donkeys, and the questionable decisions. We talk about the Give Back controversy and what happens when trying to do something good turns into a whole mess. Then we head across the world to talk about the Brumbies in Australia and the debate surrounding what's happening to them. Rabbit also takes his very first camping trip, we recap the Fourth of July chaos, and we officially announce that Twatsgiving is open to the public. Taylor gives us the full story on breaking her donkey and, naturally, riding it to Applebee's because apparently that's just what we do now. We also talk new hair, try some new seltzers, and wrap it up with our Mean Comment of the Week. As always, expect feral horse girl opinions, bad ideas, questionable life choices, and just enough confidence to make everyone nervous. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

Ep. 8 | We Rode Into a Rezoning Meeting

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we recap the viral moment of Taylor and Crystal riding straight into a rezoning meeting to protest commercial development of farmland and AI data centers. Because apparently some people write emails… and some people saddle up. We also break down how our Goodwill Gown Ride went, including the chaos, the questionable fashion choices, and the commitment to being the classiest twats on horseback. Taylor shares Twat Training Tips all about trailer loading, and Andi talks about her upcoming August birthday plans riding the Big South Fork trail system in Tennessee with Amber Ashburn. Plus, we talk dream podcast guests — Yung Gravy and Tom Hanks, anyone?! — and tease some upcoming guests we already have scheduled. We also officially announce what we're planning for November: the first annual Twatsgiving camping weekend at Spirit of the Suwannee, featuring special guest Hayden Kristal performing a comedy show. And finally, we read mean comments, try new seltzers, talk about our worst horse injuries, show off saddle slinkies and new Twat shirts, and continue proving that horse girls with microphones probably shouldn't be left unsupervised. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

Ep. 7 | Twat Art & Horse World Controversy

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we get a little real, a little feral, and somehow still end up talking about seltzers. We talk about the heartbreak of losing farm animals, the internet controversies that come with sharing your life online, and why everyone suddenly becomes an expert in your comments section. We also share the stories of how we met our spouses — aka the Twat Wranglers — and how they ended up stuck with us. Taylor gives her tips for staking out horses safely, Andi gets back into embroidery and starts making inappropriate little pieces of twat art, and we break down what primitive camping with horses actually looks like for anyone who thinks it's all cute campfires and peaceful trail rides. Plus, we try new seltzers, spiral into the usual side conversations, and prove once again that horse girls can turn literally anything into a full-blown discussion. As always, expect horse girl shenanigans, bad ideas, unsolicited opinions, and seltzer-fueled confidence. Grab a drink, kick off your Crocs, and come hang with the twats.

Ep. 6 | Would you rather give up crocs or hard seltzers?

In this episode of Twat Thoughts, we recap Taylor's birthday weekend and the questionable decisions that followed, including riding horses into bars and causing general chaos around Spring Hill. We share the latest Trail Twats mission of trying to get added into Urban Dictionary, while Ally and Taylor continue their mission to become public nuisances by riding horses through fireworks tents, Taco Bell, Dunkin', and anywhere else they probably shouldn't be. We also talk Fourth of July fireworks and horses, hobble training, and our experience camping primitively at the Lake X Memorial Trail Ride weekend. Plus, we debate bringing dogs on trail rides, play a round of Would You Rather, and show off all the prizes up for grabs during June's Trail Twats Give Back fundraiser supporting Branded Equine Based Therapy Services. As always, expect horse girl shenanigans, bad ideas, unsolicited opinions, and seltzer-fuled confidence. Grab a drink, kick off your crocs, and come hang with the twats.