Twin Flames

16: mason pearson brush, coachella chaos, portola vs osl, elizabeth holmes comeback(?!), deep dish pope, gaga math, usc rager, 100 men vs gorilla.

We’re back!! Season 2 is here and we’re ready to YAP! FYI the VIP coachella passes are overhyped. Not Zenyara though—2026 table anyone? Charli XCX + K-pop = SERVING. Britt was stanning hard. If you played Coachella, which stage would you pick? We're thinking Sahara Tent. Xtina at Portola is exciting, but OSL > Portola. We're as shocked as you. Why are folks giving Holmes money again?! Less not learned. New Pope seems chill-ish. JD Vance slander = bonus. Diddy trial? No thanks. Met Gala? Meh. Still confused how 2M saw Gaga live…how? We will close with this thought: backyard parties need a revival. Love you, miss you! Talk soon 💋 B + C

15: tiktok ban, taco bell engagements, fantasy football addiction, hallie batchelder - extra dirty podcast

Hi besties! Were we in your 2024 spotify wrapped? If not, you have your work cut out for you in 2025 ;) Let's catch up: Britt is obsessed with the New Balance X Miu Miu collab and Chris is gobbling up as many hair care tiktoks he can before the app gets BANNED? WTF. Pop culture is unhinged lately: Selena and Benny got engaged during a Taco Bell photo shoot (if you were going to doordash taco bell right now, what would you order?), Justin Timberlake’s wardrobe malfunction revealed a very small secret we never wanted to learn about, Kim K broke her foot and is still wearing heels to work, and Hallie Batchelder launched a spicy new podcast! Go listen to it now :) We love you—stay dry, stay hydrated, and Happy New YEAR! PS. Being delusional is a necessity in life.

14: good hair, rain in California, designer bags, coachella 2025, caked up mike tyson, pop stars, kim k + tesla robot

Hi besties! We’ve been drowning in a Bay Area atmospheric river, but we’re back…and Chris bought 3 vintage purses in one week. If the add to cart button was a person it would be Chris. Meanwhile, Brittany has a Solidcore addiction. We’re also excited about the Coachella lineup dropping early and weirded out by Kim K holding hands with a Tesla robot. Plus, a serious PSA to the Marina SF girlies: stay safe! There are reports of a woman resembling the creepy character from Smile attacking girls leaving Balboa Cafe. Walk with friends when you're going out! We love you! xx

13: fleet week, sweat tour, fantasy football, glossier, liam payne, diddy, dom dolla, katy perry

Hey Flamers! Your favorite thot daughter and gay son are BACK ready to spill the tea! First up, Brit had a Fleet Week party and the vibes were perfection!️ Chris is so excited for the Sweat Tour, and Brit somehow turned Troye bisexual with her manifestation skills. We’re deep into fantasy football and it's so EMOTIONAL. Have you tried pickle juice in Coke? It's gunna be a no for us. Also, is anyone else surprised that Call Her Daddy Fans are mad at Mamala? They probably all have bad breath. Take a tic tac and chill babies. We love you! XX B&C

12: midwest queens, brat, charli x billie eilish, straight guys dancing, slingback kitten heels, olympics, hmart, peter parker

Hi Flamers! We might have hit a new milestone in the very little amount of time it took between recording and publishing <3. First a PSA: Aritzia is having their end of summer sale. Second: we have good news for girlies with narrow heels: there’s hope for you! You guys. What's the opposite of serving C*NT? Is it being attracted to straight men? Should the girlies switch to Billie Eilish’s team? Because we can’t ignore the flirting in the Guess remix. Is anyone watching the olympics? Are the olympian shooters brat? We think so. Since we’re obsessed with tiktok recipes, can somebody hook us up with the chocolate muffin recipe from Olympic village? The one that the Norwegian swimmer can’t stop talking about obvi. PS Peter Parker dating a 24 yr old is grossing us out. Barf.