EP009 | No Regrets, No Sandals, No Leadership

EP014 | Why Aliens Refuse to Talk to Us

In this episode, Erik and Jeff are running on three hours of sleep and still somehow decide they’re qualified to talk about aliens, LeBron James, aquarium fish, penguin parades, and why every smoke alarm chooses violence at 3 a.m. We cover modern NBA softness, Angel Reese, WNBA money complaints, Buffalo playoff rage, Area 51, Bob Lazar, Ancient Aliens, QR code restaurant menus, parking lot mask people, and the deeply suspicious world of grocery store rotisserie chickens. As always, strong opinions, bad research, unnecessary arguments, and absolutely no credentials.

EP013 | The NBA Is Soft, Airport Chaos & School Bus Stops Gone Too Far

In this episode of 2 Guys No Credentials, we return from a short break and immediately prove that time away has not made us smarter. Jeff celebrates the Buffalo Sabres winning their first playoff series since 2007, which sends us down a rabbit hole of old cell phones, the first iPhone, and what life looked like before everything became terrible in high definition. Then things fall apart in the usual way. We get into: Jeff’s airport nightmare trying to get home from Florida The Sarasota airport apparently not knowing what radios are Erik’s diner regret and seeing someone from high school in public Whether seafood belongs anywhere near a diner James Carville, political hypocrisy, and both parties trying to rig the game Billionaires, taxes, loopholes, and whether any of us actually know what we’re talking about Why the NBA feels soft now Kobe, LeBron, hockey players, and load management School bus stops getting completely out of control A very serious discussion about which ice is superior Two guys. No credentials. Strong opinions. Questionable facts. Somehow still allowed to record. 2 Guys No Credentials Two guys. No credentials. Lower your expectations.

EP012 | Sabres Playoffs, Hot Dog Debates & Aaron Rodgers Slander

The Sabres are back in the playoffs, Aaron Rodgers catches strays, and somehow we end up arguing whether a hot dog is a sandwich or just a handheld tube of chaos. This episode starts with Jeff being way too excited about Buffalo hockey, then immediately falls apart into food debates, gummy bears in ice cream, grocery store behavior, and Gavin Newsom catching some completely unqualified political commentary. As usual, strong opinions, unnecessary arguments, and very little resolution.

EP011 | The Masters Didn’t Allow WHO Until When?!

In this episode of 2 Guys No Credentials, nothing makes sense. The Sabres look legit, the Bills don’t, and the internet is arguing over a Trump-as-Jesus meme that somehow gets even dumber the more you look at it. We get into highway criminals, another round with the VA, aliens obviously, and this week’s thing we hate: food boxes. Then we close with a Last Sip on Augusta National and a timeline that’s way more recent, and worse, than you’d expect. Two guys. No credentials. Strong opinions. Questionable facts.

EP009 | No Regrets, No Sandals, No Leadership

In this episode, we cover a little bit of everything and somehow make it all worse. We kick things off with a shocking development: Erik has no regrets and actually had a great week, which immediately feels suspicious. From there, Jeff tells the story of getting rear-ended by a drunk woman who ended up getting arrested after failing her field sobriety test, because apparently even normal life has to be ridiculous. We also get into eggs, bad politics, Druski, restaurant rage, and Erik’s anti-sandal summer PSA for men. As usual, strong opinions and very little expertise.