Close the Face Gap Ladies

Women want us, Incels Fear Us

The girls break their silence on their tik tok canceled era. They also talk about how children are problematic and how Neiman Marcus represents the class divide. Tori and Lauren also talk about thinspo twitter and how gym bros are serving orthorexia.

Daisy Edgar Jones Needs a Boyfriend

Welcome to the first long-distance AquaThots episode! The girls chat about the show The Boys and their incel traits. They also express their hate for Daisy Edgar Jones and her obsession with Phoebe Bridgers and Paul Mescal. They also out themselves as incels and once again talk astrology.

Monkey Pox Originated in the Dillards Dressing Room (ft. Special Guest Skylar)

Pod favorite Skylar guest stars and the squad turns up to talk about their excursion to hell and getting gonorrhea from bike seats. Bad date stories are shared and the girls explain their theory about the origins of Monkey Pox. Lauren also shares a story about the worst prom-posal ever.

Men Should Never Use the Word C*nt

The girlies talk about Lauren's horrendous covid experience and Tori's airport experience of hell. They also get into boy moms (derogatory) and talk about their hate for influencers and their love for stretch marks. Lauren breaks her silence about being in her old hag era and Tori gives a piece of information about Austin, Texas that may shock you.

Close the Face Gap Ladies

In this episode the girls delve into their thoughts on nepotism babies...the good, the bad, and the ugly. As well as, discussing their obsession with Letterboxd and Tori's questionable stance on Joker. Furthermore, if you hear microphone issues....mind your business.