GOONER RESISTANCE EMERGENCY BROADCAST

GOONER RESISTANCE EMERGENCY BROADCAST

Missed Connections: SOYBOY seeking EGIRL with SMELLABLE FEET --- THIS JUST IN: THE FEDERAL HIGHWAY ADMINISTRATION IS FEMINIZING AMERICA

CYCLIST DETECTED! ENGAGE KILL SEQUENCE

This week, we interview Madeline Acri of the Austin Ghost Bike Project (https://austinghostbikeproject.org/). We get canceled by Strong Towns.

Let's Hear it for Balls!

The Business Boys have an administrative goon sesh. We submit some paperwork to the IRS.

BIKE TO WORK DAY WAS AN INSIDE JOB

We discuss how "Bike to Work Day" is a slap in the face in the absence of meaningful infrastructure investments, and we chat about a new map, roadway.report/bikelanes. Ben gets fired on his first day of consulting. Lots of songs about gooning this week. Shoutout the "Bottom Up Revolution" podcast from Strong Towns for having Ben on as a guest.

SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY (OR ELSE)

We add another 40,000 deaths to the roadway.report. That's over eight columbines per day in 2024.