i texted sam that we were having burgers and he was at my house in under 10 seconds (w/ Maurice)

whore-o-ween

we all know halloween isnt what it used to be... might as well embrace it.

fat f*ckers candy tier list

a lot of candy options every halloween, but only a select few are worthy of the halloween GOAT title..

we swear we don't hate sam

we just like to ragebait

trip round germany

patrick flew out for a month and i can't remember jack shit.. good thing he kept a log of everything though, or is it...?

i texted sam that we were having burgers and he was at my house in under 10 seconds (w/ Maurice)

no lie