Gym Rat/Holiday Facts

Corona Gator

It may be the end of the world, but I'm still laughing my ass off...

Sex Chips Star Apples

What's better than drugs and loosing 40k?

Gym Rat/Holiday Facts

My Sister takes weights too far...

Electric Slide/Poop Juice

Fucking weird stories about a dude who talks chicks into doing stupid shit. Also, Woman celebrates a night out by getting dumped with Toilet Chilli

Farewell to my Aunt (a.k.a the Queen of Aggravation)

She will always be missed...especially since 20% of my Stand Up material is based on her.