i’m an agent of chaos

my 2023 ended like an episode of vanderpump rules lol

History repeated itself under the sweat and stench of people crowded on the dance floor to see pump rules royalty DJ james Kennedy at Memoire night club. This year fucked me up, but it also was my greatest teacher. Of course, it had to end with a crazy bitch sliding into my DM’s saying, “you basic Olivia Rodrigo wannabe bitch.” We stan Olivia Rodrigo in this bitch. Anyways, here’s a wild story to conclude 2023. Xoxo, blackgirltragic

who would you sign an NDA for?

I’M BAAAAAAACK! Play this episode at the thanksgiving dinner table. I think it’s great for conversation!

my woes, Ice Spice & manifestation

Days leading up to the full moon, I reflected upon my woes of the mental variety lol, but I also watched an interview with Ice Spice and it made me love her bad bitchery even more. Which honestly prompted me to think about my manifestation practices, and the concept of it as a whole. Also if y’all love disposable film cameras, I plug capture with a click and no it’s not a deadass not an ad, I promise…wasn’t it so good?! They should run me a check lowkey. ANYWAYS, happy full moon in aquarius, stay tragic xoxo

i’m an agent of chaos

This episode we’re breaking down my thots on; HBO’s The Idol, Kylie Jenner & Jordyn Woods reunion, Team Barbie over oppenwhatever his name is. Also spilling a little tea on how the universe has decided to humble me with an interesting man once again, a Pisces man at that. Never ignore red flags! Lastly, enjoy my low but high quality drunken stupor as a special episode bonus treat at my expense. Love you all.

Katrina Daly’s Birthday >>> America’s Birthday

This bonus episode is for my best friend whose birthday is today. I am nothing without her and I hope everyone has a friend like her in their lives. Happy birthday Keeks, you’re the one I want standing next to me when all my dreams come true. I love you!