Thomas Edison: The Pettiest Man in American History Plus the Dark Stories of Walter Freeman, Alexander Graham Bell, Fritz Haber & Henry Ford

Thomas Edison: The Pettiest Man in American History Plus the Dark Stories of Walter Freeman, Alexander Graham Bell, Fritz Haber & Henry Ford

Krissy cracks open a drink and immediately starts spiraling over a dead lightbulb, which somehow turns into a full-blown psychological breakdown about Thomas Edison. And bestie... the deeper we dug, the worse it got. This week we're talking about the man behind the lightbulb myth, the Tesla feud, the War of Currents, public animal electrocutions, propaganda campaigns, the electric chair, Hollywood accidentally existing out of spite, and why Thomas Edison may have been the pettiest man in American history. But that's not all. In this week's Fuckery Report, we're also dragging four other historical nightmares into the group chat: 🧠 Walter Freeman, the ice-pick lobotomist who absolutely should not have been allowed near human brains. ☎️ Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone while simultaneously trying to erase deaf culture. ☠️ Fritz Haber, the man who helped feed half the planet and also helped invent chemical warfare. 🚗 Henry Ford, whose hobbies apparently included building cars and becoming Hitler's favorite American. So grab a drink, sit the fuck down, and prepare to lose faith in several famous men you were told to admire in school. Because the more we researched this episode, the more we realized something terrifying: The scary part isn't Thomas Edison. The scary part is that we're still making people just like him. #BrewsWithBoos #ThomasEdison #DarkHistory #NikolaTesla #HistoryPodcast #TrueCrimePodcast #FritzHaber #HenryFord #AlexanderGrahamBell #WalterFreeman

The Greatest Con on Earth: PT Barnum, Topsy the Elephant & the Dark History of the Circus

Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately realizes cotton candy is basically propaganda. 🎪🍺 This week on Brews with Boo’s, we spiral HARD into the dark history of circuses, carnivals, PT Barnum, freak shows, rigged games, exploited performers, and Topsy the elephant… aka the moment we all collectively realize The Greatest Showman conveniently left out the crimes. From Joice Heth’s horrifying exploitation to carnival scams, kidnapped sideshow performers, OSHA violations with confetti, and Edison literally electrocuting an elephant for PR, this episode turns into a full chaotic rage spiral about how America built an entertainment empire on spectacle, suffering, and people not asking too many questions. So grab your emotional support beverage and step under the tent, babes… because this one gets DARK. 🎠🐘🔥 #TrueCrimePodcast #DarkHistory #PTBarnum #CircusHistory #BrewsWithBoos

BONUS: This Is NOT a Sad Girl Story | The Mackenzie Shirilla Case

BONUS EPISODE BITCHES!!!!! Krissy rage-spirals into Netflix’s The Crash, the Mackenzie Shirilla case, and the internet discourse that has completely detonated online. Because apparently we’re now giving sad piano music, soft lighting, and indie-film cinematography to a case involving 100mph, no brakes, disturbing texts, alleged threats, chaotic jail calls, TikTok brainrot, and enough red flags to qualify as a natural disaster. This emergency bonus episode dives into the details people feel Netflix minimized or glossed over entirely: the 93,000 texts, the I-71 threat allegations, the “Kim Kardashian save me” jail calls, the disturbing relationship dynamics, the online fascination with “sad girl murder aesthetics,” and the growing backlash against the way true crime documentaries romanticize dangerous people. We also talk about the part of this case that genuinely pisses people off most: the years of escalating chaos that allegedly surrounded this entire situation while adults, peers, and the internet kept treating obvious warning signs like quirky teenage drama. And most importantly: Dominic Russo and Davion Flanagan were real people. Not side characters in somebody else’s Netflix narrative. So grab your emotional support beverage because this episode quickly devolves into: “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE WE DOING.” 🚨 This episode contains discussions of death, toxic relationships, reckless driving, alleged drug use, incarceration, and online speculation surrounding the case. Some claims discussed reflect public internet discourse and allegations rather than proven fact. 🍺👻 Welcome to Brews With Boo’s… where the vibes are medically concerning. #BrewsWithBoos #MackenzieShirilla #TheCrashNetflix #TrueCrimePodcast #TrueCrimeCommunity #NetflixDocumentary #DarkHumor #TikTokTrueCrime #MillennialPodcast #ChaosPodcast

Don’t Eat the Tomatoes: Dorothea Puente, Backyard Burials, and Serial Killers with Gardens

Krissy cracks open a beer and immediately spirals from “my neighbor has a lovely garden” to “what if there’s a body under the zucchini?” which somehow leads us straight into one of the most horrifying grandmas in true crime history. This week’s Fuckery Report digs into backyard burials, crawl spaces, suspicious concrete work, and America’s deeply concerning ability to trust anyone holding a shovel. 🌱💀 Then in the Long Pour, we head to Sacramento for the story of Dorothea Puente, the cardigan-wearing grandmother who allegedly drugged tenants, cashed their Social Security checks, buried bodies beneath her roses, and still somehow convinced everyone she was just a sweet little old lady making casseroles. We’re talking emotional support mashed potatoes, missing tenants, suspicious gardens, system failures, and the fact that humanity will apparently ignore ANYTHING if the potato salad slaps hard enough. Grab a drink, stay haunted, and maybe don’t trust the mulch. 🍓 #TrueCrimePodcast #DorotheaPuente #SerialKillers #TrueCrimeCommunity #BackyardBurials #MurderHouse #DarkHistory #BrewsWithBoos #SerialKillerStories #TrueCrimeAddict #CreepyHistory #HauntedAmerica #CrimePodcast #GardenOfDeath #WomenWhoKill

The Dark History of Being Chosen: Cabbage Patch Kids, Orphan Trains, and the System Behind It

Krissy cracks open a beer and accidentally connects two things that absolutely should not be connected… and now you’re stuck here with the information too. Sorry in advance. This week on Brews with Boos, we start with the chaotic, pink, dimpled insanity of Cabbage Patch Kids—the lawsuits, the fake hospital, the adoption paperwork, and the full-blown riots where grown adults were out here throwing hands over dolls named things like Bartholomew Chunkington. Like… I’m sorry—what the actual fuck were we doing in 1983?? Totally normal. Totally fine. No red flags. None at all. …until you look a little closer. Because underneath the nostalgia is something way darker—and it starts to look eerily similar to a very real piece of American history: The Orphan Trains. From 1854 to 1929, over 250,000 children were sent across the country, lined up on train platforms, and chosen by strangers. Names assigned. Traits requested. Identities erased. And suddenly that “adoption” language doesn’t feel so cute anymore. We’re breaking down: * The real (and messy as hell) origin of Cabbage Patch Kids * The psychological fuckery behind the 1983 toy riots * How scarcity, guilt, and “good parenting” were straight-up weaponized * The full history of the Orphan Trains and child placement systems * And the uncomfortable truth sitting underneath all of it: 👉 What if this wasn’t random? 👉 What if it was a system? Some of this is documented history. Some of it lives in the “allegedly” corner of the internet. All of it is going to make you side-eye everything just a little bit harder. Grab your emotional support beverage. You’re gonna fucking need it. 🍺👻🖤